is it possible to grow in height from deadhangs?

is it possible to grow in height from deadhangs?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    unironically yes, stretching your spine will give you an inch or a bit more. but this is natural compression that will recompress pretty quickly. if you deadhang right before your date you might be able to pull it off. good luck anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      brb sweetie gtg to the bathroom

      *deadhangs in the bathroom stall*

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > honey, I want high heels today on our night out
        > *2 hours deadhangs (added weights) set just 5 minutes before going out*

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No it's just cope.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Idk does hanging weights from your dick make it longer?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ahahah actually yep

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Inversion table

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >grow, grow, grow

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thighs
    I like thighs

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yes if your posture is fricked, your goign to lengthen your spine ,or rather straighten it out.

    posture is EVERYTHING! you literalylt cannot look or feel confident with shit posture

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would intentionally get fat, old, and ugly just so I could Dirty Old Bastard her.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Actually yes, about an inch or so. However, as soon as your feet touches the ground, gravity will remind your spine that being manlet is your destiny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How is it fair that gravity controls us? Down with gravity I say.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be me in highschool weight training class
    >primary workouts were done, rest of period is free time to do whatever exercises we want
    >doing my thing
    >walk to different area of gym, passing by my Vietnamese friend at the pullup bars
    >Charlie is just hanging there
    >Calls me over, "Anon! Come over here"
    >Whats up Charlie?
    >Ok Anon, listen. Im going to get back up here. While im hanging. Grab my feet and pull me down
    >wtf.jpg
    >Charlie i dont think thats how it works
    >Charlie is straight A student in AP Calc, literally punched his own head one time for getting a B on his report card. In other words. Smart guy
    >Anon just do it. Please.
    >Alright Charlie I got you bro.
    >Proceed to hang on his legs as he hangs from the bar
    >Weight training teacher, a former Redskins backup lineman from the 70's, walks by
    >wtf are you guys doing?
    >Charlie wants me to help him get taller Mr Watson

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      did he though?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is it possible to not be ass-obsessed?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no but you should have a nice day dead regardless

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      chill out

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah he is right

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