is it possible to grow in height from deadhangs?
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is it possible to grow in height from deadhangs?
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unironically yes, stretching your spine will give you an inch or a bit more. but this is natural compression that will recompress pretty quickly. if you deadhang right before your date you might be able to pull it off. good luck anon.
brb sweetie gtg to the bathroom
*deadhangs in the bathroom stall*
> honey, I want high heels today on our night out
> *2 hours deadhangs (added weights) set just 5 minutes before going out*
No it's just cope.
Idk does hanging weights from your dick make it longer?
Ahahah actually yep
Inversion table
>grow, grow, grow
Thighs
I like thighs
yes if your posture is fricked, your goign to lengthen your spine ,or rather straighten it out.
posture is EVERYTHING! you literalylt cannot look or feel confident with shit posture
I would intentionally get fat, old, and ugly just so I could Dirty Old Bastard her.
Actually yes, about an inch or so. However, as soon as your feet touches the ground, gravity will remind your spine that being manlet is your destiny.
How is it fair that gravity controls us? Down with gravity I say.
>be me in highschool weight training class
>primary workouts were done, rest of period is free time to do whatever exercises we want
>doing my thing
>walk to different area of gym, passing by my Vietnamese friend at the pullup bars
>Charlie is just hanging there
>Calls me over, "Anon! Come over here"
>Whats up Charlie?
>Ok Anon, listen. Im going to get back up here. While im hanging. Grab my feet and pull me down
>wtf.jpg
>Charlie i dont think thats how it works
>Charlie is straight A student in AP Calc, literally punched his own head one time for getting a B on his report card. In other words. Smart guy
>Anon just do it. Please.
>Alright Charlie I got you bro.
>Proceed to hang on his legs as he hangs from the bar
>Weight training teacher, a former Redskins backup lineman from the 70's, walks by
>wtf are you guys doing?
>Charlie wants me to help him get taller Mr Watson
did he though?
is it possible to not be ass-obsessed?
no but you should have a nice day dead regardless
chill out
Nah he is right