Is it true that Basedjak Cavechads ate nothing but red meat and butter for one hundred bajillion years and that carbs were invented only 30 years ago?

Is it true that Basedjak Cavechads ate nothing but red meat and butter for one hundred bajillion years and that carbs were invented only 30 years ago? How does your diet line up with the unparalleled peak performance of our Gigachad swole ancestors?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    99% of masculinity is performative, which explain carnichuds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >99% of masculinity is performative
      Depends what you consider to be "masculinity". I can tell you for a fact that when my testosterone levels get elevated (I get lab work done), my behavior instinctually changes. Voice gets deeper, I become more aggressive, stiffer erections, increased energy, even the way I walk changes. It's not placebo. Hormones alter male behavior, that's just objective truth.

      But yes some people might mistaken CULTURAL ideas as "masculinity", like in the south it's having guns, a big truck, a mustache, cowboy hats, etc. And it changes per culture, i'm sure in Asia they have different ideas. That shit is indeed performative, but it doesn't define masculinity in the biological sense.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t. spent HS in a locker.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    High carb, low fat is found almost exclusively in top performing athletes during peak performance.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, listen. Just because every single large civilization on Earth throughout all of know history was built around high carb staple crops doesn't mean that we are meant to eat those foods. Clearly we are meant to live off of seal blood and whale blubber because it is possible to eat those things and not immediately die.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon I understand that while not one civilization has ever thrived under a high fat diet that I know it is necessary or else imaginary transexuals will bully me online.

        Just like the gum I guzzle nightly, I will drink the fat. Thank you for showing me the light.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those large civilizations were all ruled by people who hunted their own food.
        Also the prevalence of agriculture wasn’t chiefly for making grains into breads. It was for feeding animals. Meat played a greater role in the diet of Prussia or Greece than did Wheats

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks rulers do their own hunting

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes rulers hunted because it something they enjoyed. It was an aristocratic activity. It was actually the most common pastime for Spartan Proven Men as well as being common in north Europe. The first thing William of Normandy did upon consolidating his kingdom was a lot himself like 1/10th of all land in England as his personal hunting ground.

            Aristocrats hunted for their own food because it was satisfying to hunt.
            Surprise surprise humans are meant to hunt.
            That is why even in the modern world we engage in such archaic activities even if they are surrogates and ultimately unnecessary for survival.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Every civilization that started eating grain shrunk 6 inches and became weak, gay and moronic, prime to be conquered by mongols.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    humans have eaten high carb for thousands of years. whoever made that picture is a moron. men domesticated wheat a shit ton of time ago and have been eating the bulk of their calories from grains since

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cave dwellers were regularly on the brink of starvation. They ate whatever they could get their hands on. The development of agriculture brought with it a massive spike in population growth.

    I also doubt they were eating butter often. That'd require the domestication of livestock, not a common occurrence at the time. A lack of consistent refrigeration would necessitate the use of salt to keep butter from going rancid. Salt was in short supply.

    It's not hard to understand this shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      exactly the opposite. starvation was more severe and more common in agriculturalists

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >exactly the opposite. starvation was more severe and more common in agriculturalists
        Then why adopt it in the first place?
        Wait, you're American, aren't you?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          extinction of megafauna and many species we would've hunted probably due to overhunting. You're not a moron are you? (you are)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >probably

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Firstly.
          They adopted it because it inflated their carrying capacity not because they were starving.
          Secondly, the most successful races of Europe were not farmers but pastoralists. Pastoralists were raising animals from the Mesolithic to present. Our people literally never mass farmed and when they did farm it was primarily to inflate the size of herds or for supplementary food that could be stored or sold.

          Oh wait you’re an ape.

  5. 1 month ago
    ketoschizo

    WHAT ABOUT VEGANS THO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Completely irrelevant fad diet. We need meat, not plants.

      • 1 month ago
        ketoschizo

        Based. I've been in ketosis for 8 years and I only have 200 more pounds to lose until I'm a chad.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a high protein moderate carb man myself

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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