is it weird to eat a can of tuna with a teaspoon in public every lunch time?

is it weird to eat a can of tuna with a teaspoon in public every lunch time? i go on a bench outside my office and eat it with a box of plain pasta
also what could be the long term health effects of this? ive done it for 8 months straight

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    im trans if that matters

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no im not

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    too much mercury I guess but I'm not sure

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you worked in my office I'd spread a rumor that you fuck cats and want to be one

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      id probably piss on your desk and break into your home and piss on your carpets

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn’t matter if it’s weird, stop being so self-conscious about it. If you’re worried about the mercury thing, you could always switch to salmon instead.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao you consume your tuna outside? What because you respect your coworkers? Fuck them bros. I ate a whole package of tuna with a fork (and some applesauce w/cookies) right at my desk yesterday and not two minutes later the absolute Stacy next to me (she is a brat though) started complaining about a smell and she said it smelled like old canned dog food

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i work with older women and theyre very nice. id hate to ruin their lunches everyday with the stench of tuna .

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        lucky you I work with a bunch of dipshits and since I have the most seniority I will eat what I want when I want at my own desk.

        Old ladies should be no stranger to the smell of tuna

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >also what could be the long term health effects of this?
    mercury poisoning

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You literally need to eat 2,375g a week to even be at considerable risk of mercury poisoning.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8 months
    You have probably now accumulated enough heavy metals for a multinational mining company to stake a claim on you.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Longterm side effects from mercury intake? Brain damage.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i feel fine though

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You ever see the videos of the frog sitting calmly in heating water that's starting to boil? That's you.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    tuna and mackerel are full of mercuries. Just eat deenz

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s just wrong, you’re a man (yep), have some self respect
    It’s like you want people to know you are basically below human

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      post (twink) body

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >box of plain pasta
    This mfer is crunching on raw rotini and he's worried about people seeing him eat the tuna

  12. 5 months ago
    Beedrill

    My colleagues always go together to the work cafeteria. I use the time they're out for free time/doing not work related stuff. When they come, I warm my home cooked meal in the microwave. The microwave is shitty, so it takes like 10 min, by the time it's done, the whole office smells like my food. Idk if they're mad, I just get comments about beautiful smell and getting hungry again. I take my time with eating of course.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a box of plain pasta
    You crunch hard uncooked pasta with your teeth?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you the guy who worked in finance and got bullied for eating tuna. Too much mercury in your diet

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