most pro athletes are weird like this in some way, especially the ones who are at the very top of their respective sport. it requires a borderline autistic level of focus and concentration to get THAT good at a certain activity
>unironically asking if this typical cut and athletic body is attainable natty
op you didn’t start this thread to discuss fitness, you started it to talk about this sports athlete you like, frick off with this gay shit
all of Ronaldo's kids are test tube babies
he had his sperm and the egg of an unknown woman planted in a different unknown woman who didn't even know who she was a surrogate for
Ronaldo confirmed homosexual who can only have kids by jerking off in a cup and having the baby grow in a woman he's never met and will never meet
he used HGH throughout his teens, he had growth hormone disorder. His old clubs in Argentina refused to pay for his HGH treatments, so Barcelona took advantage and signed him with the condition they'd pay for his treatments.
its a well known fact for anyone that watches soccer
>MY NAME IS PISSIVS KEKITTINUS MAXIMUS, CAPTAIN OF THE CHOKERS OF PARIS, COMMANDER OF THE ARGENTVN PECHOS, LOYAL SERVANT TO THE TRUE EMPEROR, OILVS SHEKELS. FATHER TO THREE moronic SONS, HUSBAND TO A BICICLETA OF A WIFE. AND I WILL HAVE MY CROSSBAR SHOT IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT.
>Is Messi mode achievable natty?
Messi himself is not natty, so I would say no
The guy has been on HGH for decades, he would post in /fraud/ if he was smart enough to work a computer
His wife is 34?? How tf does she look so damn hot?
Any surgery involved? Like howww
Most girls above 30 look nothing like this, she's like a model in her early 20s
high level soccer players are on juice
the recovery would take too long so they speed it up
also I think in Messis case they had him diagnosed with some stunted growth syndrome so they could put him on juice when tested he'd test positive on growth hormones which he's legally allowed to take
it's like the thing with skiing athletes
all the cardio heavy stuff has athletes with diagnosed asthma
why is that? asthma is a reason you get kicked out of the military in most countries hell it's a reason why kids skip PE in school
because it allows them to take certain medical products that would show up on a multi substance test positive but hence they need it for medicinal purposes they're cleared to use it
I didn't know about his wife, holy shit she's cute Though if he's been knowing her since she's 5 it's weird, it's almost like fricking your sister at that point
not for me, as I'm taller then 5'3
what do you think messi does to train his core?
YOOOO, HE'S 5'3??!?? literally me
anything athletic is pretty hard on the core by itself. thats why athletes usually have joocy glutes and abs
Why do athletes always have the worst tattoos?
He’s unironically a sperg except instead of being autistic about vidya, he’s obsessed with soccer
most pro athletes are weird like this in some way, especially the ones who are at the very top of their respective sport. it requires a borderline autistic level of focus and concentration to get THAT good at a certain activity
Yeah I notice it in some NBA players. Some seem antisocial and just wanna play the game
Kawhi “blank iPad” Leonard
Kek first guy I thought about
I also thought of him as soon as I read that post lmao
I notice this the least in basketball tbh, it seems like most basketball players care more about celebrity status than playing
ronaldo is a based moron, tho
He used to be based as frick though
As if there are good tattoos.
>unironically asking if this typical cut and athletic body is attainable natty
op you didn’t start this thread to discuss fitness, you started it to talk about this sports athlete you like, frick off with this gay shit
Was it him or ronaldo who's basically a test tube baby
all of Ronaldo's kids are test tube babies
he had his sperm and the egg of an unknown woman planted in a different unknown woman who didn't even know who she was a surrogate for
Ronaldo confirmed homosexual who can only have kids by jerking off in a cup and having the baby grow in a woman he's never met and will never meet
nah, Ronaldo foresaw clownworld and acted accordingly. He just blocked any chance by a roasty judge to frick him.
>blocked any chance by a roasty judge to frick him.
How did his actions help prevent the roasty judge from fricking him up ? I don't get it.
Messi got hgh as a kid.
Messi is not natty. He received human growth hormone treatment as a child.
children get HGH as a child? you're memeing about the natural HGH, right?
nah, he was a dwarf and got some HGH to drag him up to just being a little short. Happened when he was 10
he used HGH throughout his teens, he had growth hormone disorder. His old clubs in Argentina refused to pay for his HGH treatments, so Barcelona took advantage and signed him with the condition they'd pay for his treatments.
its a well known fact for anyone that watches soccer
wow
>he had growth hormone disorder
is it actually that bad? in exchange your kid will be tall af and swim in pussies
his kids are more autistic than he is, they're fricked
people give children hgh so they don't become incel manlets
I would frick his ass
His butt cheeks are gonna get very Messi.
hahahaha thats pretty good
dont worry ill make sure he douches first. hes a sexy manlet...
dat torso to leg ratio
Mf should've been an olympic weightlifter
yes,
He is 5.3-4 and looks like shit for a professional player despite being on PEDs.
he's been on HGH since he was a kid
Then why didn’t he grow
All of it went to his dick
Who the frick is Messi? This is IST, not some Euro sport fanboy site.
Football is the most popular sport in the world. This is IST, not America central
>le footy lad look
How contrived. Sad!
Lol, this place doesn’t lift
>MY NAME IS PISSIVS KEKITTINUS MAXIMUS, CAPTAIN OF THE CHOKERS OF PARIS, COMMANDER OF THE ARGENTVN PECHOS, LOYAL SERVANT TO THE TRUE EMPEROR, OILVS SHEKELS. FATHER TO THREE moronic SONS, HUSBAND TO A BICICLETA OF A WIFE. AND I WILL HAVE MY CROSSBAR SHOT IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT.
pissi cuckittini BTFO
His wife makes up for his chest.
pissi cuckitini
>Is Messi mode achievable natty?
Messi himself is not natty, so I would say no
The guy has been on HGH for decades, he would post in /fraud/ if he was smart enough to work a computer
His wife is 34?? How tf does she look so damn hot?
Any surgery involved? Like howww
Most girls above 30 look nothing like this, she's like a model in her early 20s
genes, healthy lifestyle, no work/no stress
Yeah, you only have to do this.
high level soccer players are on juice
the recovery would take too long so they speed it up
also I think in Messis case they had him diagnosed with some stunted growth syndrome so they could put him on juice when tested he'd test positive on growth hormones which he's legally allowed to take
it's like the thing with skiing athletes
all the cardio heavy stuff has athletes with diagnosed asthma
why is that? asthma is a reason you get kicked out of the military in most countries hell it's a reason why kids skip PE in school
because it allows them to take certain medical products that would show up on a multi substance test positive but hence they need it for medicinal purposes they're cleared to use it
No..he was given HGH when he was a child, that's why he signed with Barcelona.
I didn't know about his wife, holy shit she's cute Though if he's been knowing her since she's 5 it's weird, it's almost like fricking your sister at that point
>it's almost like fricking your sister at that point
For most of IST that's a dream come true
Messi had her ex killed so that she would get with him