Is OPAD (One Peach A Day) good for cutting?

Is OPAD (One Peach A Day) good for cutting?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she knows she can just drive to the store and buy more peaches right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >drive to the store
      You mean walk to the market right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The nearest place that sells fresh fruit is over a mile

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So a 10 minute walk.
          Dont tell me you start your car for 1 mile, stop and start it again for an other mile.
          This will kill your car in the middle run.
          You are not supposed to start a car for rides shorter than 4 miles

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I know you europoor monkeys walk everywhere, but keep in mind we're like 700x richer than you, and have infrastructure built around cars (and not horses and donkeys)

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I am so rich I have to waste my time in my car
              Anon...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I am so rich I have to waste my time in my plane
                >Anon...

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >goes onto IST to flaunt using his car for a one-mile walk
              found the fatty

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              At least ride a fancy bike or something.
              A car for a mile is overkill.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                consoooooooom

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Every time you pay for gas you're voluntarily donating directly to the government.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Never drove a car in my life

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >just walk around outside in america

                lmao maybe if you're deep enough in the woods you'll get shot by a hunter for a change, no thanks.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bro it's been 100 degrees every day for 2 weeks I ain't trying to be sweaty as fuck I got stuff to do

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              this, I'll happily walk long distances in the cold but it fucking sucks in the texas heat

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not even in Texas this is Minnesota. It's been the most brutal summer.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There isn't a sidewalk for me to walk anywhere in my suburban town from any other part of it except for the tiny handful of blocks in the exact center where nobody actually lives.
            I hate cars and car infrastructure so much it is unreal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is the hell that is suburban and rural America. We don't have centralized villages, but 1-2 two acre plots randomly placed along roads in no discernible pattern

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah excuse me while I walk past a bunch of migrants, beggars and junkies just to pick up some milk. Nah bro, I moving to the US from Europe and getting a car has been a major life improvement. It's literally the best thing ever if your finances are in order.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >walk to the market
        don't you mean run to the shop ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And pay for it using his money.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >finds selfish man
    >marries him
    >have children with him
    >"Why is my husband so SELFISH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's not though. Every time she makes one of these comics she writes a five paragraph description explaining how her husband is a doctor with a side job as a personal trainer and she's a stay at home mom and he even pitches in around the house daily etc... Not to mention they have maids and gardeners. She's just bored and a confused cunt.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC he's a lawyer. But yeah he's a hard-working professional who workings 120 hours a week to feed his kids and unemployed trashbin wife.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          *who works

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Teaching yoga twice a week is not working. Its something he encourages to do to keep her busy so she doesnt cuckhold him in her free time instead

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What do you think she's doing at those "yoga" sessions?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ever been to one? She's sweating and farting and thinking she's working out.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >works 120hr/wk
          >marries ungrateful wife
          >drinks smoothies in an attempt at healthy eating

          He sounds like the moron here. You can't spend time with your children with that kind of schedule which means they are either with the shitty wife or at some nasty daycare. Obviously the wife is a nagging entitled person, and he's stupid for marrying her without realizing it.
          Any sons he has will grow up to be bitchmade pussies and any daughters will eventually get married to prison inmates.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Selfish? Eating the last piece of fruit is selfish? Eating fruit that you paid for is selfish? Not being a beta cuck who bends over for his own spawn is selfish?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Woman:
    >Even though it's only one peach left I'll save it so my kids will have to fight over who gets it or divide it into many pieces and not get satisfied
    Man:
    >Since there's only one peach left I'll take it and then the kids won't be upset because they won't know about it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tpbp

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This was my thought too. I was one of 4 kids. If someone didn't eat the last one there would be autistic arguments and rulers brought out to measure it into exact quarters.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will you guys ever stop responding to same picture? Also not IST

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    twitter and IST are both seething over this picture
    interesting
    not many topics where you see such a thing

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lost it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      First honest chuckle I've had on this board in months, fantastic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao fucking saved

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/YnpVmnl.png

      https://i.imgur.com/uRpUqjJ.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/bTqpwUu.jpg

      godbless u monkeys

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    meanwhile reality
    >i'm not going to eat this even though it's almost rotting
    >i'm going to eat this because that stupid bitch keeps buying too much fruit and it always goes bad

    i swear women are fucking retarded, they buy like 50 dollars worth of fruit and only eat maybe 10 dollars of it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking kek, my mom does the same. I'll go over and find a bunch of rotting fruit sitting in the bowl.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's subtly ridiculing his character AND making it public, how is this shit fucking allowed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >subtly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's what happens when a woman does not respect you.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this keep getting reposted? Is it a popular comic? Why? And why does she need to label "me" and "him" when that's already a given from the title of the comic?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does this keep getting reposted?
      To make you menstruate with rage.

      >Is it a popular comic?
      Yes.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she hate her husband?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the guy is actually thinking:
    >fruit-based and peach-pilled. Wifecels seething

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I like to have OPAD(One Pussy A Day).

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/uRpUqjJ.jpg

      Somebody do a tweet or a snap or instantly gram this to her

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love you bros

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a joke you chuds.

    Lighten up a bit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      arent jokes supposed to be funny

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Some women honestly don’t know that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >some

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She bought the peaches for the husband's money though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bought for
      ???

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    PEACHES COME IN A CAN
    THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN
    IN A FACTORY DOWNTOWN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IF I HAD MY LITTLE WAY
      I'D EAT PEACHES EVERYDAY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      blow up your tv
      throw away the paper
      go into the country
      build you a home
      plant a little garden
      eat a lot of peaches
      try and find jesus
      on your own

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder what its like to be this insane

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Saucer of milk and some catnip and unlimited naps? Sounds good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I laffed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry about those other guys it was funny.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she's just humble bragging, everything women say is a humble brag. she's bragging about what a selfless mother she is taking care of her kids and kid like husband. she doesn't mean any harm by it she's just your typical modern woman who's been taught to shit all over men as a second instinct and really it's so mild I wouldn't get upset if I were him

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the whole "women expect you to read their minds" was a sitcom meme...until I got a gf. They do not communicate. They expect you to just know.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Big time

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So who’s gonna post the edit where the husband is shoving the peach up his ass?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look how massive she drew his bulge, though.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Peaches are my favorite fruit. They taste really good.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fruit is a desert. Mother is probably feeding her kids lots of fruit juice and wonders why they are so fat.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone put timothee chalamet in the husband panel

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shut the fuck up onions boy

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He should punch her in the throat

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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