Is OPAD (One Peach A Day) good for cutting?

Is OPAD (One Peach A Day) good for cutting?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she knows she can just drive to the store and buy more peaches right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >drive to the store
      You mean walk to the market right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The nearest place that sells fresh fruit is over a mile

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So a 10 minute walk.
          Dont tell me you start your car for 1 mile, stop and start it again for an other mile.
          This will kill your car in the middle run.
          You are not supposed to start a car for rides shorter than 4 miles

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I know you europoor monkeys walk everywhere, but keep in mind we're like 700x richer than you, and have infrastructure built around cars (and not horses and donkeys)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I am so rich I have to waste my time in my car
              Anon...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I am so rich I have to waste my time in my plane
                >Anon...

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >goes onto IST to flaunt using his car for a one-mile walk
              found the fatty

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              At least ride a fancy bike or something.
              A car for a mile is overkill.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                consoooooooom

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Every time you pay for gas you're voluntarily donating directly to the government.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Never drove a car in my life

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >just walk around outside in america

                lmao maybe if you're deep enough in the woods you'll get shot by a hunter for a change, no thanks.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bro it's been 100 degrees every day for 2 weeks I ain't trying to be sweaty as frick I got stuff to do

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              this, I'll happily walk long distances in the cold but it fricking sucks in the texas heat

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not even in Texas this is Minnesota. It's been the most brutal summer.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There isn't a sidewalk for me to walk anywhere in my suburban town from any other part of it except for the tiny handful of blocks in the exact center where nobody actually lives.
            I hate cars and car infrastructure so much it is unreal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is the hell that is suburban and rural America. We don't have centralized villages, but 1-2 two acre plots randomly placed along roads in no discernible pattern

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah excuse me while I walk past a bunch of migrants, beggars and junkies just to pick up some milk. Nah bro, I moving to the US from Europe and getting a car has been a major life improvement. It's literally the best thing ever if your finances are in order.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >walk to the market
        don't you mean run to the shop ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And pay for it using his money.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >finds selfish man
    >marries him
    >have children with him
    >"Why is my husband so SELFISH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's not though. Every time she makes one of these comics she writes a five paragraph description explaining how her husband is a doctor with a side job as a personal trainer and she's a stay at home mom and he even pitches in around the house daily etc... Not to mention they have maids and gardeners. She's just bored and a confused c**t.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC he's a lawyer. But yeah he's a hard-working professional who workings 120 hours a week to feed his kids and unemployed trashbin wife.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          *who works

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Teaching yoga twice a week is not working. Its something he encourages to do to keep her busy so she doesnt cuckhold him in her free time instead

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What do you think she's doing at those "yoga" sessions?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ever been to one? She's sweating and farting and thinking she's working out.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >works 120hr/wk
          >marries ungrateful wife
          >drinks smoothies in an attempt at healthy eating

          He sounds like the moron here. You can't spend time with your children with that kind of schedule which means they are either with the shitty wife or at some nasty daycare. Obviously the wife is a nagging entitled person, and he's stupid for marrying her without realizing it.
          Any sons he has will grow up to be b***hmade pussies and any daughters will eventually get married to prison inmates.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Selfish? Eating the last piece of fruit is selfish? Eating fruit that you paid for is selfish? Not being a beta cuck who bends over for his own spawn is selfish?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Woman:
    >Even though it's only one peach left I'll save it so my kids will have to fight over who gets it or divide it into many pieces and not get satisfied
    Man:
    >Since there's only one peach left I'll take it and then the kids won't be upset because they won't know about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tpbp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This was my thought too. I was one of 4 kids. If someone didn't eat the last one there would be autistic arguments and rulers brought out to measure it into exact quarters.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    will you guys ever stop responding to same picture? Also not IST

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    twitter and IST are both seething over this picture
    interesting
    not many topics where you see such a thing

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lost it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      First honest chuckle I've had on this board in months, fantastic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao fricking saved

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/YnpVmnl.png

      https://i.imgur.com/uRpUqjJ.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/bTqpwUu.jpg

      godbless u monkeys

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    meanwhile reality
    >i'm not going to eat this even though it's almost rotting
    >i'm going to eat this because that stupid b***h keeps buying too much fruit and it always goes bad

    i swear women are fricking moronic, they buy like 50 dollars worth of fruit and only eat maybe 10 dollars of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking kek, my mom does the same. I'll go over and find a bunch of rotting fruit sitting in the bowl.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's subtly ridiculing his character AND making it public, how is this shit fricking allowed?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >subtly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's what happens when a woman does not respect you.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this keep getting reposted? Is it a popular comic? Why? And why does she need to label "me" and "him" when that's already a given from the title of the comic?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does this keep getting reposted?
      To make you menstruate with rage.

      >Is it a popular comic?
      Yes.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she hate her husband?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the guy is actually thinking:
    >fruit-based and peach-pilled. Wifecels seething

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I like to have OPAD(One Pussy A Day).

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/uRpUqjJ.jpg

      Somebody do a tweet or a snap or instantly gram this to her

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love you homies

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a joke you chuds.

    Lighten up a bit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      arent jokes supposed to be funny

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some women honestly don’t know that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >some

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She bought the peaches for the husband's money though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bought for
      ???

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PEACHES COME IN A CAN
    THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN
    IN A FACTORY DOWNTOWN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IF I HAD MY LITTLE WAY
      I'D EAT PEACHES EVERYDAY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      blow up your tv
      throw away the paper
      go into the country
      build you a home
      plant a little garden
      eat a lot of peaches
      try and find jesus
      on your own

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder what its like to be this insane

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Saucer of milk and some catnip and unlimited naps? Sounds good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I laffed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry about those other guys it was funny.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she's just humble bragging, everything women say is a humble brag. she's bragging about what a selfless mother she is taking care of her kids and kid like husband. she doesn't mean any harm by it she's just your typical modern woman who's been taught to shit all over men as a second instinct and really it's so mild I wouldn't get upset if I were him

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the whole "women expect you to read their minds" was a sitcom meme...until I got a gf. They do not communicate. They expect you to just know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Big time

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So who’s gonna post the edit where the husband is shoving the peach up his ass?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look how massive she drew his bulge, though.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Peaches are my favorite fruit. They taste really good.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fruit is a desert. Mother is probably feeding her kids lots of fruit juice and wonders why they are so fat.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone put timothee chalamet in the husband panel

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick up onions boy

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He should punch her in the throat

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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