Is ottermode (and a full head of hair) all you actually need to make it?

Is ottermode (and a full head of hair) all you actually need to make it?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, you also need a good face.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OTTERS ARE SLIM H A I R Y GUYS THATS WHY THEY ARE CALLED OTTERS WHY THE FUCK DOES NONE OF YOU gayS GET THAT RIGHT

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >swimmer's body
      >otters swim a lot
      >swimmer's body=ottermode

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        bro does picrel look hairless to you?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's not hair, that's fur, also he cute

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn I wish that was me, what routine to get that body?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rape a baby seal 7x a day

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          So much hair it loops back to being hairless

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Girls do not like guys who look like OP's pic, they would rather kill themselves. The only person who would like that is another dude as it is a feminine kind of pic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. 20%+ BF "powerlifter"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is kinda ethnic looking

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Girls do not like guys who look like OP's pic
      Delusional. That guy would swim in pussy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That guy would swim in pussy
        this, stacies love his combo: good face + decent body (ottermode) + 6'2 height

        extremely muscular gays with mediocre facial aesthetics are for the most part a bait for gay men and varbies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Girls do not like guys who look like OP's pic,
      Poe's law? That's exactly what girls like, men like that one, Jon Kortajarena (who is gay, but that's beside the point), etc

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, otter and face is all you need, hair/height is also a consideration. Pic related, world’s youngest billionaire

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      chicken shit neck makes him look like a pussy, take the neck pill

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He can afford a team of round the clock navy seal team 6 body guards bud

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You were just gushing over his looks and when his weak features are pointed out, you pivot to the fact that he can hire guys with good features?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I said he was the worlds youngest billionaire and that otter and face is all you need to make it. You’re just mad you have neither otter, nor face, nor height, nor wealth and sre completely invisible to women so you try to say my dad can beat up his cat!!!1! To cope but he has you beat there as well champ

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the neck pill

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Train your neck. I haven't done it yet but supposedly it's really easy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does him being a billionaire has to do with what OP was asking

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hes a model

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Models are picked for their unique looks, they are not a good indicator of female tastes. Male actors playing in female flicks like Twilight would be a better choice

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure bud

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Glad we agree

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. Some models are weird af looking, I should know, I was one.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A billion dollars worth of shit taste in tattoos. kek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >world youngest billionaire
      Wow, I'm sure he earned that like everything in this life. It's a shame money can't buy a better face.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Girls do not like guys who look like OP's pic, they would rather kill themselves. The only person who would like that is another dude as it is a feminine kind of pic.

      Nope, you also need a good face.

      Needs a good face to go along with it

      that's not hair, that's fur, also he cute

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  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well let me tell you something jack, being a skinny man isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, brother, because your enemies will use it against you dude! God created the heavens, he created the earth, he created all the hulkamaniacs. Then he created a set of 24 inch pythons, brother! To all my otters out there, say your prayers, take your vitamins you will never go wrong

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GUYS IM AT HALF WAY TO ARCHIVE OTTER MODE

    SHOULD I?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needs a good face to go along with it

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's how to make it as a gay man, yes
    if you're trying to be sexually attractive to women, absolutely not lol
    feel free to roll your insecurity and lack of success with women into admiration of their beauty into mimicry, but you're gonna suffer for it!

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck does "making it" mean? Being good enough for most girls. Yes. Do you want anything more out of life than that?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely.

    100 pull up and variations 3 Times a week (20minutes)
    150 push up and variations 4 Times a week (10 minutes)
    Running 3 Times a week (one long run, one day with sprints, one day palying soccer or basket ball)

    Good diet
    Comuting by Nike or by walking

    Ils literally all you ever need

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All you need for what?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw ottermode effortlessly, full head of thick hair, attractive face
    >still autistic as fuck

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yea if you want women to admire you but who tf wants that weak shit

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Full head of hair in your 30s is like life on easymode.

    I know it since I have a full head of hair.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a decent body, especially for someone who doesn't have a pump and isn't frauding with any special lighting or angles
    Maybe add some mass to the chest and forearms, and it'll be great

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I was ottermode in college accidently. I still had no hoes. What helped was me not caring about "getting" girls anymore and it seems like they can smell that desperation being gone. Literally the week I gave up multiple girls showed interest idk what it was but def wasn't "ottermode"

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had ottermode with epic hair for years.
    I've had a nightmare level life.

    There's a lot more to life (for men at least).

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No gay, it's called having a personality and being passably attractive.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you ever think it's weird how much furry/gay nomenclature just kind of slides into the modern lexicon and people make no effort to avoid it?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter for shit it's mainly about face and personality. Don't work out for women . This guy would get mogged by a big guy tho . He looks ridiculously thin and like any other skinny dude In a shirt

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This guy would get mogged by a big guy tho . He looks ridiculously thin and like any other skinny dude In a shirt
      Absolutely fucking delusional. Sure, he might get mogged by a bigger guy with an equally nice face and all that. But a dude like that doesn't get mogged by some ugly gymcel ogre.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >step 1: be attractive
    >step 2: don't be not attractive
    >???
    >profit

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >im sure to win because im smaller and faster than hi- ACK!!!

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw ottermode but with genetically wide shoulders naturally.

    Bitches love the leanness with the wide shoulders. 23" wide delt to delt and with a good back to boot.

    My arms and chest are small though but as I said, that doesn't matter when I frame mog men twice my size.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    realistically, what would this guy's lifts be?

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Comparing photos makes it seem like they have a chance, but in real life mass mogs. This is especially true with clothes on.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you have Marlon Teixeira's face and at least a decent height yes

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need face

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