Is prison the best way to make gains? >Free food, clothes, and shelter

Is prison the best way to make gains?
>Free food, clothes, and shelter
>90% of your time can be spent on doing calisthenics in your cell
>Sink or swim situation: you either get buff as hell or get killed
>Grueling conditions create mental toughness

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no. prison is terrible

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you think the average fitizen, non turbo moron status, is going to get huge eating a prison diet? Are you really that retarded?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't need to eat a lot to get huge

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Food is shit, can't imagine it's easy to get enough protein in prison unless you're making deals.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some prison anon who posted a while back mentioned that the prison comissary basically has all the junk food and protein you could ask for, just no protein powder.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw alcatraz inmates had better diet than majority of today’s population

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the thanksgiving menu, bro.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Think its christmas, but the point still stands.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No DYEL on this board is doing anything but getting raped in prison. If you don't have the fortitude to be fit outside of prison you certainly won't in prison.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >90 % of your time can be spent on doing calisthenics in your cell
    If we learned a single thing about bodybuilding in the past 100+ years it's that more =/= bigger and could actually mean smaller. What about your offdays.
    >>Sink or swim situation: you either get buff as hell or get killed
    conditions create mental toughness
    nah, this is silly kind of logic. Many prison dudes are buff because they have done gym since they were 14 and tren up the ass over the years that with enough pullups and pushups and dips if they can (there's a lot of exercise facilities in prisons these days) they can maintain the most of that muscle during their stay. Actually building muscle from the inside would be a different thing entirely and unlikely to work. Interesting idea for a 14 year old but no go.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      More = bigger if you’re eating at a excess surplus you Donkey brained retard. It’s physics.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you trolling or just retarded?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I went into prison 120 lbs and came out 2 years later 195 shredded. It’s easy. You have nothing else to do but work out

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Legit man these guys think working out 4 times in 8 hours is a big fucking deal. Working out 3 times a week are for fish that can’t afford food

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mental toughness
    What doesn’t kill you either makes you stronger, or cripples you for life.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best way is a fucking over statement. Sure it would work, there's food, time and a shit load of incentive to get stronger.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need to go to prison to do pushups in your fucking room, retard

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      natty maximum on the right

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I’m going to say, big dawg, is you better have your paperwork HOOPED

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would a prior accusation show on my paperwork that got me in prison? I was accused of raping two girls in the pool when I was 13. I think that would get me killed in the can.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jouvenile records get sealed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I was accused of raping two girls in the pool when I was 13
        Story?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Now i'm not racist, racism is ignorance. HOWEVER, IF U A WYTEBOY YOU JOIN THE ARYAN BROTHERHOOD OF YOU GET KILLED BY moronS YOU STICK WITH YOUR OWN KIND IN HERE WYBOY I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF U THINK YOU CAN BE A LONE WOLF TYPE SHIT IN HERE"
      What the fuck did Wes mean by this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and then I said WHASSUP BITCH, WHACHU GONNA DO? AND I TAGGED HIM IN THE MOUTH
        >so he said to the female CO: WASSUP BITCH. Again, I don`t like that word, I don`t use that word, this is just what they called them. I don`t think it`s ok to call a woman that
        what did hardened, aryan brotherhood shotcaller, hustler, personal trainer, motivational speaker, writer, philosopher, Wes `[redacted] killer` Watson mean by this?

        You’re asking the wrong questions homeboy. Give me 88 burpees or you’re getting BOOKED

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and then I said WHASSUP BITCH, WHACHU GONNA DO? AND I TAGGED HIM IN THE MOUTH
      >so he said to the female CO: WASSUP BITCH. Again, I don`t like that word, I don`t use that word, this is just what they called them. I don`t think it`s ok to call a woman that
      what did hardened, aryan brotherhood shotcaller, hustler, personal trainer, motivational speaker, writer, philosopher, Wes `[redacted] killer` Watson mean by this?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Talking of gayness, anyone know if that Jeff Nippod youtuber is gay?
    Found something that looks like him and its pretty gay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has an asian gf i think

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, his gf name is stephanie buttermore. he let that bitch get fat.

        Fair enough, probably just a similar looking guy.
        Just think its funny when these guys turn out to be in the closet that's all :p

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, his gf name is stephanie buttermore. he let that bitch get fat.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds exactly like the military but the brainlet route

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Military is a gains goblin, Atleast active is

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I have long hair like the dude in Shootcaller, how do I comb them back so cleanly as he does?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    get a remote job and you can have all this without all the negatives of being in the american prison system

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try commercial fishing. I don't even lift and am pleased with my physique. 18 hours of hard labor while keeping your balance will get you jacked. Prison is a gay fantasy

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love to be in prison purely for getting TOPPED every day in the shower :3 bet they'd have fun with a small femboy like me 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn’t happen gayron. But you absolutely can get topped in your cell by 4 or 5 dudes, forcibly. It won’t be cute and it won’t be loving

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It won’t be cute and it won’t be loving
        sounds perfect tbh

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