>Go fruit yourself
Is that even a joke? Its not witty, it doesnt rhyme, there's no meaning. You can't just inject the word fruit into any random phrase and make it a tagline >Gas all fruits >Total fruit death >Fruit did nothing wrong
See? This shit makes no sense
Seriously though, she must have had a whole banana in each of her holes by now, right? It's her "thing", no way would that not carry over to her sex life. Peeled or unpeeled, whaddya think? Peeled would feel better but they'd be prone to break in half inside.
I'd love to have sex with a vegan girl. They probably have very clean white pussies and buttholes that smell like fruit. Imagine greasing your dick with coconut oil and sliding it in while she is stuffing a banana in her other hole. Not gonna happen, but a man can dream.
Ok, to be serious for a change, if she's promoting being in caloric deficit and also eating mostly fruit, it sounds counterproductive. In a deficit you'd need protons and a small quantity of fat. You don't to eat meat for that, that much is true, but some dairy or eggs or even fish would be good.
You are absolutely moronic if you have to ask that question.
As with most extreme things, the fantasy is better than reality. Vegan girls are often so malnutritioned that you'll be sticking your dick in sandpaper, and worse yet, a vegana that isn't well lubricated also doesn't self-clean well, so no, it won't smell like fruit.
I dated a vegan girl and she did not smell good bro. Her breath was rank because she wouldn't use commercial toothpaste because of 'muh animal testing' she used some charcoal powder that did frick all. Her butthole smelled like shit like everyone else, probably worse because of all the fiber she was blowing up the bathroom multiple times of day. To make it even worse she made me use vegan condoms which were all thick as shit and i couldn't feel anything. Frick vegans
bro don't try and argue that shit with a vegan they're fricking crazy. Just buying a something like a bottle of wine would take a fricking hour because she would have to research which bottle was vegan certified. It's made of fricking grapes b***h just pick one.
BTW, Freelee hasn't even had a period for closing in on a decade now. She claims it's because "her body is healthy and doesn't need to purge toxins." So yes, it is extremely likely her vegana/uterus doesn't function at all, whether it being ovulation or natural lubrication. So yeah, have fun fricking that.
I find the obvious relationship between vegans and junk food addicts very interesting. It's like a prerequisite to go vegan that you are previously a junk food addict completely disconnected from nature and the food chain. Like it's a pipeline and the influencers are aware of the pipeline since they know they can make money from people based on the first few months benefits of cutting out junk food, and then later on those people feel they can't leave the cult because all their friends are now vegans.
she's absolutely bonkers like all these fringe diet ecelebs this board shills. I would love to see if any of these people score above 105 on an professionally administered iq test.
It's a really good primer to the whole debacle. Vegans never, ever last. They get 5 years at most, if they don't cheat. After that they all become sick from malnourishment. Veganism is, frankly, a mental illness.
>good health
she isn't in good health at all kek, if you look at her youtube stuff she just disappeared for ages and when she came back her face looks wildly different and she doesn't show herself much anymore. Something definitely off.
No, it's not. Botulinum toxin is produced by bacteria. If she has a problem with using yeast (as all hardcore vegans do) then she should also be anti-botox.
>Go fruit yourself
Is that even a joke? Its not witty, it doesnt rhyme, there's no meaning. You can't just inject the word fruit into any random phrase and make it a tagline
>Gas all fruits
>Total fruit death
>Fruit did nothing wrong
See? This shit makes no sense
fys
Gassing all fruits would be a huge positive
Probably any diet is better than the redditor diet (keto)
>making that image
>calling others schizo
have a nice day, Moxyte, nobody likes you.
What is a moxite? Are you a keto-induced schizophrenic?
kys moxyte
Nono ser, you have to do it like this exactly:
have a nice day, Moxyte, nobody likes you.
sorry ser I will do the needful
have a nice day, Moxyte, nobody likes you.
She's the one responsible for traumatising 'cado out of his vegan diet, so unbelievably based
Do you think she's aware of the beast she created?
Yes
She has the generic pissy vegan b***h attitude about it though
cringe
extreme diets in any direction is cringe
literally just eat minimally processed foods of all variety and you're good
built for big african banana
Seriously though, she must have had a whole banana in each of her holes by now, right? It's her "thing", no way would that not carry over to her sex life. Peeled or unpeeled, whaddya think? Peeled would feel better but they'd be prone to break in half inside.
doesnt matter as long as it's african
I'd love to have sex with a vegan girl. They probably have very clean white pussies and buttholes that smell like fruit. Imagine greasing your dick with coconut oil and sliding it in while she is stuffing a banana in her other hole. Not gonna happen, but a man can dream.
Ok, to be serious for a change, if she's promoting being in caloric deficit and also eating mostly fruit, it sounds counterproductive. In a deficit you'd need protons and a small quantity of fat. You don't to eat meat for that, that much is true, but some dairy or eggs or even fish would be good.
I'm sure vegetarian girls are where it's at.
You are absolutely moronic if you have to ask that question.
As with most extreme things, the fantasy is better than reality. Vegan girls are often so malnutritioned that you'll be sticking your dick in sandpaper, and worse yet, a vegana that isn't well lubricated also doesn't self-clean well, so no, it won't smell like fruit.
I dated a vegan girl and she did not smell good bro. Her breath was rank because she wouldn't use commercial toothpaste because of 'muh animal testing' she used some charcoal powder that did frick all. Her butthole smelled like shit like everyone else, probably worse because of all the fiber she was blowing up the bathroom multiple times of day. To make it even worse she made me use vegan condoms which were all thick as shit and i couldn't feel anything. Frick vegans
B... but latex is made from trees.
bro don't try and argue that shit with a vegan they're fricking crazy. Just buying a something like a bottle of wine would take a fricking hour because she would have to research which bottle was vegan certified. It's made of fricking grapes b***h just pick one.
Made up stories for 100
BTW, Freelee hasn't even had a period for closing in on a decade now. She claims it's because "her body is healthy and doesn't need to purge toxins." So yes, it is extremely likely her vegana/uterus doesn't function at all, whether it being ovulation or natural lubrication. So yeah, have fun fricking that.
I find the obvious relationship between vegans and junk food addicts very interesting. It's like a prerequisite to go vegan that you are previously a junk food addict completely disconnected from nature and the food chain. Like it's a pipeline and the influencers are aware of the pipeline since they know they can make money from people based on the first few months benefits of cutting out junk food, and then later on those people feel they can't leave the cult because all their friends are now vegans.
she's absolutely bonkers like all these fringe diet ecelebs this board shills. I would love to see if any of these people score above 105 on an professionally administered iq test.
Raw food diet is based because you don't have to waste time cooking
>raw meat
>raw eggs
>raw milk
>raw cheese
>raw yoghurt
>rawdogging the banana girl
this dumb bint lost her periods in her 30s and called it natural, make of that what you will
Literally built for nakadashi
you think she can eat a banana in one bite?
Literally its all in this vid. The transcript has all the sources too.
%27veLearned
https://josepheverettwil.substack.com/p/vegan-diets-dont-work-heres-why?sd=pf
It's a really good primer to the whole debacle. Vegans never, ever last. They get 5 years at most, if they don't cheat. After that they all become sick from malnourishment. Veganism is, frankly, a mental illness.
It's a pretty meme diet. The main reason she's in good shape is because she has a really active lifestyle.
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/fruit-diet
That and huge intake of semen.
that must her protein sauce
I'm pretty sure that chugging cum is what makes vegan diet sustainable.
I thought vegans can't have animal products
I have never heard any vegan explicitly say he or she would not swallow, so I assume that they do and a lot.
>good health
she isn't in good health at all kek, if you look at her youtube stuff she just disappeared for ages and when she came back her face looks wildly different and she doesn't show herself much anymore. Something definitely off.
B A N A N A S
She's so hot it's insane
>0 protein
tell me how well that goes for you champ
she can eat my banana if you know what i mean
Is botox vegan?
No, it's not. Botulinum toxin is produced by bacteria. If she has a problem with using yeast (as all hardcore vegans do) then she should also be anti-botox.
Im not a Black person to eat banana.
But you're a dick eating homosexual anyway
You an unhealthy ass homie. Eating cornbread and jellybeans, thinking you eating good. Lean Cuisine.
did she return to monkee?
She's aged like milk. I'd guess her mental health is the same.
>She's aged like milk.
This is what the lack of collagen from her moronic diet does
It's even worse than it looks because has gotten lip fillers, etc. multiple times.