Is there some kind of hack to be able to sick your own duck?

Is there some kind of hack to be able to sick your own duck?

Is there a particular height at which it becomes impossible or something too?

Some stretches?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vaxx?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was periodically depressed and offed herself.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So she got depressed and took the vaxx?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          why are you still on this meme? it's not April 2021 anymore bro, give it a rest

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kek you won't get off that easy bozo.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Vaxx?

              So she got depressed and took the vaxx?

              meds mpw

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was prolly so she would avoid getting raped by aging

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >entire life revolves around looks and sex
        >hits 30

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I honestly believe the mental degradation begins at around 25 for women, that's when they start getting sings of getting older, and each year that passes they get less and less attention as men switch their gaze to the younger girls, as finally as they hit The Wall™ they either cope or off themselves after realizing it's over

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the reddit screencap

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sure you dont get it

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was a predditor and an attention whore, she deserved it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      your are an asshole sir

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon is right

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't he get banned for that post on a board when you're supposed to make fun of people?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you will die alone
      well he wasn't wrong

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not wrong. What some of these woman don't understand is a 50 yo male still has value to the general female population unless hes on the streets. A 50 yo female has no value at all unless shes a net taxpayer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well they both called it

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you'd need to get your 2 lowest ribs removed, good luck OP!

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to jerk off to her

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can suck mine but it causes a lot of back pain and discomfort for days after. Plus, as you've probably heard before, feels more like you're sucking dick than getting your dick sucked. Maybe when I become more flexible it'll be more doable but right now I'm staying the fuck away from doing it.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Niece
    Looks like uncle-poster took things too far

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Built a fake e-personality based on her artifical looks and the fact that othes gave her attention.
    >Grew depressed once she realized everyone saw as nothing more than the dirty hole she made herself out to be.

    I hope this happens to all "influencers". "Influencing" is not a personality, it contributes nothing to this world. They're just a pretty face that coerces kids into thinking that popularity and 'followers' give you meaning.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's already happening to a lot of influencers.
      They are good at deflecting and pretending it doesn't bug them, but it's extremely obvious about how easy it is to get under their skin.
      Amouranth will be the next female "influencer" to kill herself. Screencap this.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Amouranth
        Is that the one that threw her cat across the room?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Add the evident body dysmorphia, obsession with looks and hitting the wall.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women unmarried by 30 are destined for suicide.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      all women and all men should suicide when they hit the wall, no point in living for decades as a repugnant zombie that cannot do shit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Men biological clock is a non-issue tho, A dude can sit down doing nothing for 50 years and still get married and have a family (Although that's obviously not ideal), Women can't.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The minimum standard for even a single match from 100,000 swipes on dating apps is 6ft 100k a year

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw just made the minimum
            What are the dick size requirements?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/JBBRncZ.jpg

      Is there some kind of hack to be able to sick your own duck?

      Is there a particular height at which it becomes impossible or something too?

      Some stretches?

      We Logans Run now

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last thing of minor significance that she ever did in her life was sitting on her phone and deleting photos off Instagram. It's almost poetic how shallow her life was.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, I'd delete everything I posted online and scrub my hard drive if I was going to kys too. I wouldn't people to see what kind of cringe I've been posting for the last 15 years.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing matters after you die. The world ends.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The simulation ends*

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd lay on my back and try to bring by feet close to or behind my head and practice that stretch daily
    You also want to be as thin as possible and your cock needs to be decent length if I'm being brutally honest
    I have licked the tip before but I gave up the pursuit

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >John, who discovered he could self suck while taking a shit with a boner (a particular neurosis we won't even get into) prefers a seated position where he bends at the waist and brings the head down to the promised land.

    >mfw there is some guy out there sucking his own dick whilst taking a shit

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what having no kids does to a used up roastie

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've done it before, but I'm not particularly flexible. My dick is about 6.5" and I'm averagely proportioned. I could only get the tip in and like others said, it feels more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

    Try yoga.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you need to numb your entire mouth first somehow, similar to The Stranger.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some anon a while back was able to do it and he said it was a lot more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder of what this bimbomaxxed whore looked like before she offed herself

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could show me that picture with zero context and I would've thought it was some 3D vidya game model.
      Holy shit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's how heavily edited it is

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      average onlyfans chick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be rich model making money from doing absolutely nothing but being hot
      >the attention still isn't enough to quell your body dismorphia
      >plasticize the fuck out of your body
      >in a moment of clarity realize what you've done to yourself
      >an hero
      If this is what happens to a famous model living life of easy mode, imagine what's in store for the average teenage girl who's currently being manipulated by these exact same social media ghouls into thinking she needs gross cosmetic surgery to be beautiful. Lip fillers, face injections, nose surgery, implants, BBLs, all this shit is absolutely demonic and those peddling these surgeries should hang.
      In 5 years time all of the young women currently paying hundreds to thousands of dollars to distort their natural beauty are going to have the same realization, and things are going to get really ugly.
      Social media was a fucking mistake, and the people who run these website know they're guilty for causing this epidemic of body dismorphia. Anyone remember the name of that one wheyfu who gets posted here all the time who totally bogged herself and ruined her face? It's just sad, I have nothing but pity for these poor women.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ~~*They*~~ want to promote an idealized mutt version of beauty only attainable through cosmetics and surgery because ~~*they*~~ can profit indefinitely from it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks heavily edited or touched up, really highlights her hyperfocus to external appearances. On some ways I have sympathy since I feel it's similar on how I want my body to look muscular and jacked, but really stupid decision to spent all your time on your appearances and not other things like business or other moneymaking skill. Influencers of today really let success blinded them on long term vision.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daaamn, that coroner had some fun.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Examining would be like handling those real sex dolls I bet, minus the smooth and supple skin. 31 year old skin will be dry, start to crack and wrinkling.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk man, I just have women suck me off. Why don’t you try that?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got the head in once it felt weird couldnt get into it

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a young man, I could suck my own dick, though not like the whole shaft. Not pleasurable, ain't fun having a dick in your mouth.
    But in any case, the trick is to be have a good base of flexibility, low %bf, a reasonably long penis, and position yourself right. You're not going to be just bending over and going to town on yourself, but lying on a flat surface and getting your legs over and behind your head will better allow you to stretch your spine into the correct position.
    If you all conditions are optimal but you cannot suck your own dick in this position, you're going to have to practice the position for 10 minutes every day. If there is body fat to lose, lose it.

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