It gets easier when you chase them with vodka and Pepsi. However I recommend against doing anything that makes Steel Reserve go down easier, such as listening to music you used to like in High School.
I used to eat an entire box of these in one sitting every other day when I was depressed.
I got massive heart burn and was constipated and developed hemorrhoids.
I'm so sick of these cookies. Who the fuck eats these? They're too sweet and stick to the roof of your mouth and dehydrate the fuck out of your
Fuck I loved these as a kid. Tried them again for the first time in like a decade, they were both so fucking good but so fucking disgusting at the same time.
Americans will really buy the most revolting junk food imaginable instead of going to a bakery.
>he thinks there's bakeries here
not so fast.
>So what should I write on the top sir?
>write "congratulations on hitting one two three four, anon, mommy loves you"
/fph/
Slop Edition
"We're all gonna make it, brah"
>"dinner for one"
>sorry about the cancer
>"sleep tight, Steeler..."
Is he dead?
I can barely stand one can of these, let alone 3
It gets easier when you chase them with vodka and Pepsi. However I recommend against doing anything that makes Steel Reserve go down easier, such as listening to music you used to like in High School.
I drank three in one night once. Was fucking sloshed. Just drink a four loko (14%) and call it a night if you want that type of drunk.
>4 loko
remember what they took from you
I'll never forget.
explain
tres lokos
I don't know how people are fine living in filth like that. I can't stand a single thing just randomly sitting on my bedroom carpet.
>WARNING: GOYSLOP
colored sperm
>happy birthday sneed (formerly chuck)
I had this exact cake as a kid and ate like half of it in one sitting
My parents were fatasses
its so good bro. This some bangs root beer and pizza mmmmmm.
>bangs
Shasta Grape for me
goyslop
>v-very well sir
>goyslop
you guys forced this shit but it didn't catch on
>t.goyslop enjoyer
>he doesn't say goy slop in real life
beta
Yeah except for the fact that it's used site-wide daily. gay.
>T. ISTraeli
I used to eat an entire box of these in one sitting every other day when I was depressed.
I got massive heart burn and was constipated and developed hemorrhoids.
I'm so sick of these cookies. Who the fuck eats these? They're too sweet and stick to the roof of your mouth and dehydrate the fuck out of your
holy fuck anon died of dehydration before he could complete his post
stay safe out there anons
It could have happened to any of us
How do you get constipated eating that much fat and sugar?
Fuck I loved these as a kid. Tried them again for the first time in like a decade, they were both so fucking good but so fucking disgusting at the same time.
What the fuck is goyslop