Is yoga a meme or is it actually worth the time?

Is yoga a meme or is it actually worth the time?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wouldn't give them the time of day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Theres a reason they hide their elbows. Pointy as fuck.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what do pointy elbows mean?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          theyre not rounded

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it means 0/10 would not bang

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’d give them something if you know what I mean

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be frank neither would I. I've had a gutsfull of woman being attention seekers.
      I was going to out in the weekend a get a thot then I realised, why am I doing this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, they all like brunch, tacos and margs, and tiktok, and we don’t deserve dogs

      Wine, Netflix, travel too!

      This is a fitness board you incels. Sorry but not sorry that these girls won't acknowledge your dumbasses who say "what's a cardio".

      Imagine hating on women who maintain fit bodies. Might as well go into /fph/ and defend their actions.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >never change your life for the better
        That's a heckin yikerinos from me little lady

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GoutsydeDave

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Roast beef cope

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pic unrelated?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Find a hot athletic teacher
    Motivation to go
    Profit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it is good. You get supple and chilled

      No it’s not a meme. Everyone should take the spirituality pill if you want to make it in this life. I’m done being a human, no more.

      is it easy to meet chicks there too?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it's like a brothel but you go in and get to stare at butts in the air for free and then take one of them home later. You can choose a different girl every time, after a while they will try to put their butts in your face more.

        ...

        Of course it's not easy man, do you really think it's going to be easy being the one guy coming into their girl time yoga class, their creep meter will be through the roof. But maybe not impossible, it's just not going to be easy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically the first part is the truth, but only for Chad

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The trick is to be the teacher.

          >t. yoga teacher

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't mean to greentext there.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >do you really think it's going to be easy being the one guy coming into their girl time yoga class, their creep meter will be through the roof.
          No, it's not creepy to go to yoga. In reality:
          -there will be many other guys besides you
          -most people are older than you
          -most women are fat
          -no one is wearing sexy clothing
          -the instructor is some 50 year old vegan type lady, not a hot 20 something

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Advanced classes are where the true OGs are at from what I've heard. Anyone doing beginner's classes is basically doing a senior's/unathletic flexibility course.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I have most of the basic poses down, but I can't do inversions or Crow pose yet; what classes should I consider signing up for with this in mind?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This has generally been my experience in many places.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and no, these women are hyper aware that men go there to meet women.

        One time I went to a breathwork workshop because I had recently quit smoking and was trying to speed up the recovery process. Upon leaving I heard all the women ask "I WONDER WHAT HE CAME HERE FOR HAHAHA"

        Another time I forgot my keys in the cubbie and had to walk back in. Upon entrance I heard "ohhhhh hes making his moveeee"

        Another time I was unsure of how to do a yoga move so I was looking at the teacher while doing it. She started blushing and said "lets... look down at our mats.."

        I simply do yoga because its god tier for removing joint and muscle pain. I wish I could replace these women with robots to be honest

        You're much better off having a good tinder profile and meeting women through it, or going to a bar. The fact these places are known as pickup joints makes women hyper vigilant against males and works against you

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How do you hide your pp when it grows though?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            boxers with baggy dark shorts

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Women are so cringe

        • 4 weeks ago
          pb_runner

          great post

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is correct and its even more apparent if youre one of these slimeballs if you have fake interest in it, and even if your interest is real and youre not trying to pick up chicks women won't approach you because they'll just assume youre gay.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just do it off YouTube like I do why the fuck would you go to a class

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it is good. You get supple and chilled

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No it’s not a meme. Everyone should take the spirituality pill if you want to make it in this life. I’m done being a human, no more.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spirituality
      Just go to church you fucking hippie

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just worship a garden gnome
        kys

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ngmi
          I'll pray for you bro.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cope, I already made it many times over. It seems like it's mostly garden gnome sluts in there, though. Has me questioning whether the "2% of the population" statistic is true.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think you're going to make it with those anger issues senpai. If you want to talk about it we're here for you brother

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's some projection, there. Seethe hard, garden gnome worshiper.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol I'll be praying for you bro.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay then go to a mosque or a fucking shinto shrine idc, spirituality without religion is lame as hell

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >thinking without being told what to think is lame

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          skyfather and earth mother never forget the garden gnomes took that from you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Just go to church you fucking hippie
        Yup. Its sad. All of these Yoga chicks will end up on anti-depressants because they don't even bother to internalize the spiritual message embedded in Yoga. The namaste shit is just a faux-religion cope via rebellion against "patriarchal" Christianity. The answers are right there in front of them, yet they'll continue in a materialistic, existential haze.

        That being said, on the physical plane that I like, yoga is fantastic for women's bodies.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just join my semitic death cult

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spirituality

      Kys heretic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Catholicism is, in practice, really brown and really faggy. It obviously didn't stop us from getting into the mess we're in when it was more powerful, so one doubts its capacity to get us out.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope Vishnu sees this bro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stretching is spiritual
      wat

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine them lining them all up and having them spread cheeks to expose their sweaty, post yoga buttholes. Then you go down the line and finger each of their buttholes and then sniff your finger.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anusanon is back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quite imaginative, I will admit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, but you also need to lick it, to savour the taste of what was once a vegan latte and quinoa salad.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ethan Ralph confirmed

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they would need to have aids from raping someone, eat literal shit, put those panties on after being pegged, be an alcoholic drug addict that couldn't take his mom to dialysis and made her walk, posts revenge porn of the mother of his child who he refuses to pay for or see, and get beat up multiple times and his purse stolen while screaming for someone to "arrest him!" in a high pitched voice even though he told multiple people his location and to "pull up".... he is the absolute worst lol. Hands down THE most pathetic human on this planet.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, they all like brunch, tacos and margs, and tiktok, and we don’t deserve dogs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wine, Netflix, travel too!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Statistically, at least two of those women have fucked their dogs and one probably has regular sexual intercourse with hers. Assuming this is the US at least. Numbers aren’t that bad in Europe, yet.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    red one's built to survive a nuke

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fucking god forbid men meet women somewhere

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do some stretching that is related to yoga. Helps my low back sometimes.

      only good looking men allowed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The West truly is the great satan bros..

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thirsty guys moved in; hot chicks left. Many such cases.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty good. It's extended stretching sessions and bodyweight exercises. Don't expect to get big doing it tho

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's good stretching. It'll be good for your mobility.
      If you think it will help mentally or unlock some sort of spirituality then you're retarded, and I've got some healing crystals to sell you.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I go hot yoga at my gym almost daily. Instructors are all 10/10s and the girls who go there for the most part are hot as fuck. It's always packed and you literally have perfect asses in your face while your deeply inhaling. Its actually unreal, and all the girls love the attention. Also it's almost cured my anxiety by itself. Ill never stop at this point. Make sure you go hot yoga

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If my gym offered hot yoga, I would.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they all always do this weird stance where they lift the heel on one foot? What is the reason for this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it gives them more of an hourglass shape

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bronze Era Indian strongmen did yoga with weights. What exactly they did I have no fucking clue

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude on bottom right has a great stache

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      top right looks like a morrowind character

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's satanic

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yoga is pretty good but usually instead of stretching I just spend 6 mana and instead of getting healthier I get a 6/7

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a meme. I dismissed it as such for a long time, wife got me into it, now I do it almost every day. Have always had a ton of tension and back aches, yoga has pretty much cut my chiropractor bill in half because most of the movements make all my joints and vertebrae crack and move into the places they should be. Used to have to drug or drink myself into a stupor to go to sleep, due to back pain, now I do an hour before bed and sleep like a little baby. Seriously makes me feel ten years younger, at least for a few hours after a session. I don't go to classes though, just watch videos and follow along. When you pop your hip doing a spinal twist, and feel that intense wave of relief of tension, you will definitely keep doing the yoga.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the feeling after 40 mins of intensely focused yoga is bliss

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yoga is not a meme as far as flexibility comes and getting fuckable women interested in you if that's your end goal.

    It should improve your mobility as well.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rolling for all day nonstop anal

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the difference between yoga and sophrology?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is only worth time if you can walk in there and schlong all the hoes

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't feel like my hamstring flexibility is improving. I struggle with yoga but I think I need some kind of concrete routine, like a set of stretches and how long to hold them for. I still can't get my head to my knee or palms to the floor.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    spirituality is meme
    religion is a meme
    atheism is a meme
    agnosticism is a meme
    take the acknowledgementpill

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day and log off

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When did it become popular to show off your vagina with these pants?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great for being around sexy women as they air their pussys out in down dog positions.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The culture is, the stretches are not.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you going for health benefits are are you chasing ass?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, ass has some solid health benefits

  28. 4 weeks ago
    pb_runner

    now that i am getting more into kettlebells and steel mace vinyasa flow workouts/training, im actually starting to incorporate a few yoga poses into my exercises. and since i am starting to do that i am starting to consider learning a little about yoga.
    there's a million different variations of yoga but there are certainly flavors that aren't a meme and i will be taking a yoga class soon

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's not a meme because of what it is it's a meme because women do it

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hi roller

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros what the fuck do I do with tight calves?

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A PSA:
    If you reply to the roII post you will receive a 24hr ban from the janny trannies

    t. Victim of biological male harassment
    (p.s. ywnbaw/m chud)

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf I went to hs with girl on left

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    second from the right looks toned as fuck

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's awesome if you like sniffing buttholes

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yoga is very valuable as far as callisthenics exercises go, a lot of it is bullshit but the good exercises really are good.

    Obviously it wont be as efficient as weightlifting but it works for what it is

    If you disagree try to do a Warrior III pose with proper form

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely worth it, OP. Helps me fall asleep like a charm every night I do it before bed; I stay asleep, too.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    flexibility training - yes
    woowoo bullshit - hard no

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