Is yoga a meme or is it actually worth the time?
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Is yoga a meme or is it actually worth the time?
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wouldn't give them the time of day
This. Theres a reason they hide their elbows. Pointy as frick.
what do pointy elbows mean?
theyre not rounded
it means 0/10 would not bang
I’d give them something if you know what I mean
To be frank neither would I. I've had a gutsfull of woman being attention seekers.
I was going to out in the weekend a get a thot then I realised, why am I doing this?
This is a fitness board you incels. Sorry but not sorry that these girls won't acknowledge your dumbasses who say "what's a cardio".
Imagine hating on women who maintain fit bodies. Might as well go into /fph/ and defend their actions.
>never change your life for the better
That's a heckin yikerinos from me little lady
GoutsydeDave
Roast beef cope
pic unrelated?
Find a hot athletic teacher
Motivation to go
Profit
is it easy to meet chicks there too?
Yes it's like a brothel but you go in and get to stare at butts in the air for free and then take one of them home later. You can choose a different girl every time, after a while they will try to put their butts in your face more.
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Of course it's not easy man, do you really think it's going to be easy being the one guy coming into their girl time yoga class, their creep meter will be through the roof. But maybe not impossible, it's just not going to be easy.
Unironically the first part is the truth, but only for Chad
The trick is to be the teacher.
>t. yoga teacher
Didn't mean to greentext there.
>do you really think it's going to be easy being the one guy coming into their girl time yoga class, their creep meter will be through the roof.
No, it's not creepy to go to yoga. In reality:
-there will be many other guys besides you
-most people are older than you
-most women are fat
-no one is wearing sexy clothing
-the instructor is some 50 year old vegan type lady, not a hot 20 something
Advanced classes are where the true OGs are at from what I've heard. Anyone doing beginner's classes is basically doing a senior's/unathletic flexibility course.
I have most of the basic poses down, but I can't do inversions or Crow pose yet; what classes should I consider signing up for with this in mind?
This has generally been my experience in many places.
Yes and no, these women are hyper aware that men go there to meet women.
One time I went to a breathwork workshop because I had recently quit smoking and was trying to speed up the recovery process. Upon leaving I heard all the women ask "I WONDER WHAT HE CAME HERE FOR HAHAHA"
Another time I forgot my keys in the cubbie and had to walk back in. Upon entrance I heard "ohhhhh hes making his moveeee"
Another time I was unsure of how to do a yoga move so I was looking at the teacher while doing it. She started blushing and said "lets... look down at our mats.."
I simply do yoga because its god tier for removing joint and muscle pain. I wish I could replace these women with robots to be honest
You're much better off having a good tinder profile and meeting women through it, or going to a bar. The fact these places are known as pickup joints makes women hyper vigilant against males and works against you
How do you hide your pp when it grows though?
boxers with baggy dark shorts
Women are so cringe
great post
This is correct and its even more apparent if youre one of these slimeballs if you have fake interest in it, and even if your interest is real and youre not trying to pick up chicks women won't approach you because they'll just assume youre gay.
Just do it off YouTube like I do why the frick would you go to a class
Yeah it is good. You get supple and chilled
No it’s not a meme. Everyone should take the spirituality pill if you want to make it in this life. I’m done being a human, no more.
>spirituality
Just go to church you fricking hippie
>just worship a israelite
kys
Ngmi
I'll pray for you bro.
Cope, I already made it many times over. It seems like it's mostly israelite bawds in there, though. Has me questioning whether the "2% of the population" statistic is true.
I don't think you're going to make it with those anger issues senpai. If you want to talk about it we're here for you brother
That's some projection, there. Seethe hard, israelite worshiper.
Lol I'll be praying for you bro.
Okay then go to a mosque or a fricking shinto shrine idc, spirituality without religion is lame as hell
>thinking without being told what to think is lame
skyfather and earth mother never forget the israelites took that from you
>Just go to church you fricking hippie
Yup. Its sad. All of these Yoga chicks will end up on anti-depressants because they don't even bother to internalize the spiritual message embedded in Yoga. The namaste shit is just a faux-religion cope via rebellion against "patriarchal" Christianity. The answers are right there in front of them, yet they'll continue in a materialistic, existential haze.
That being said, on the physical plane that I like, yoga is fantastic for women's bodies.
>just join my semitic death cult
>spirituality
Kys heretic
Catholicism is, in practice, really brown and really homosexual. It obviously didn't stop us from getting into the mess we're in when it was more powerful, so one doubts its capacity to get us out.
I hope Vishnu sees this bro
>stretching is spiritual
wat
Imagine them lining them all up and having them spread cheeks to expose their sweaty, post yoga buttholes. Then you go down the line and finger each of their buttholes and then sniff your finger.
>anusanon is back
Quite imaginative, I will admit.
This, but you also need to lick it, to savour the taste of what was once a vegan latte and quinoa salad.
Ethan Ralph confirmed
they would need to have aids from raping someone, eat literal shit, put those panties on after being pegged, be an alcoholic drug addict that couldn't take his mom to dialysis and made her walk, posts revenge porn of the mother of his child who he refuses to pay for or see, and get beat up multiple times and his purse stolen while screaming for someone to "arrest him!" in a high pitched voice even though he told multiple people his location and to "pull up".... he is the absolute worst lol. Hands down THE most pathetic human on this planet.
Let me guess, they all like brunch, tacos and margs, and tiktok, and we don’t deserve dogs
Wine, Netflix, travel too!
Statistically, at least two of those women have fricked their dogs and one probably has regular sexual intercourse with hers. Assuming this is the US at least. Numbers aren’t that bad in Europe, yet.
red one's built to survive a nuke
fricking god forbid men meet women somewhere
I do some stretching that is related to yoga. Helps my low back sometimes.
only good looking men allowed
The West truly is the great satan bros..
Thirsty guys moved in; hot chicks left. Many such cases.
It's pretty good. It's extended stretching sessions and bodyweight exercises. Don't expect to get big doing it tho
This. It's good stretching. It'll be good for your mobility.
If you think it will help mentally or unlock some sort of spirituality then you're moronic, and I've got some healing crystals to sell you.
I go hot yoga at my gym almost daily. Instructors are all 10/10s and the girls who go there for the most part are hot as frick. It's always packed and you literally have perfect asses in your face while your deeply inhaling. Its actually unreal, and all the girls love the attention. Also it's almost cured my anxiety by itself. Ill never stop at this point. Make sure you go hot yoga
If my gym offered hot yoga, I would.
Why do they all always do this weird stance where they lift the heel on one foot? What is the reason for this?
it gives them more of an hourglass shape
Bronze Era Indian strongmen did yoga with weights. What exactly they did I have no fricking clue
dude on bottom right has a great stache
top right looks like a morrowind character
It's satanic
Yoga is pretty good but usually instead of stretching I just spend 6 mana and instead of getting healthier I get a 6/7
Not a meme. I dismissed it as such for a long time, wife got me into it, now I do it almost every day. Have always had a ton of tension and back aches, yoga has pretty much cut my chiropractor bill in half because most of the movements make all my joints and vertebrae crack and move into the places they should be. Used to have to drug or drink myself into a stupor to go to sleep, due to back pain, now I do an hour before bed and sleep like a little baby. Seriously makes me feel ten years younger, at least for a few hours after a session. I don't go to classes though, just watch videos and follow along. When you pop your hip doing a spinal twist, and feel that intense wave of relief of tension, you will definitely keep doing the yoga.
the feeling after 40 mins of intensely focused yoga is bliss
Yoga is not a meme as far as flexibility comes and getting frickable women interested in you if that's your end goal.
It should improve your mobility as well.
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what's the difference between yoga and sophrology?
Is only worth time if you can walk in there and schlong all the hoes
I don't feel like my hamstring flexibility is improving. I struggle with yoga but I think I need some kind of concrete routine, like a set of stretches and how long to hold them for. I still can't get my head to my knee or palms to the floor.
spirituality is meme
religion is a meme
atheism is a meme
agnosticism is a meme
take the acknowledgementpill
have a nice day and log off
When did it become popular to show off your vegana with these pants?
Great for being around sexy women as they air their pussys out in down dog positions.
The culture is, the stretches are not.
Are you going for health benefits are are you chasing ass?
To be fair, ass has some solid health benefits
now that i am getting more into kettlebells and steel mace vinyasa flow workouts/training, im actually starting to incorporate a few yoga poses into my exercises. and since i am starting to do that i am starting to consider learning a little about yoga.
there's a million different variations of yoga but there are certainly flavors that aren't a meme and i will be taking a yoga class soon
it's not a meme because of what it is it's a meme because women do it
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Bros what the frick do I do with tight calves?
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Wtf I went to hs with girl on left
second from the right looks toned as frick
It's awesome if you like sniffing buttholes
Yoga is very valuable as far as callisthenics exercises go, a lot of it is bullshit but the good exercises really are good.
Obviously it wont be as efficient as weightlifting but it works for what it is
If you disagree try to do a Warrior III pose with proper form
Definitely worth it, OP. Helps me fall asleep like a charm every night I do it before bed; I stay asleep, too.
flexibility training - yes
woowoo bullshit - hard no