Is your beach body ready, anons?

Is your beach body ready, anons? I'm currently at 213-215lbs and I need to be between 200 and 205 to look really good naked.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what it's like to frick a chick this hot. I've had some pretty hot girls, but these b***hes feel like a completely different tier.

    >inb4 some chubby chasers tell me they've totally had swimsuit models and they're all starfish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ie totally had swimsuit models and they're all starfish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad most of the hot ones just lay dead like a sex doll. At least fat ones make macaroni sounds. Best ones are the gym chicks cuz at least they do squats in your dick.

        these women aren't that hot

        Should've known everyone here fricks supermodels lmao.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All hot chicks think and do the same.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But you're special and unique, I'm sure.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No we all die the same way. We're just a collection of experiences.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Blimey, you're a cheerful one.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I Laugh and Grow Fat.

        • 3 weeks ago
          I ignore women

          what makes them supermodels? they’re just not fat with average breast

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's ameristani, probably never seen non fat women in his life

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >what makes them supermodels?
            "swimsuit models" anon. they have the right body shape to model bikinis.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a lot of guys always say "I fricked a chick just like her" or "she looks like my ex" but in the rare times they provide a pic their catch is always way worse looking than the girl in question. That said some supermodels do get mogged by random cashiers and waitresses

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sound like someone who analyzes softcore porn a lot and baits people into posting their exes

            Post body

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You sound like someone who analyzes softcore porn a lot and baits people into posting their exes
              literally me
              now post ex

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post body fatty

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you wish gay boy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post body obese moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                post ex you zesty homosexual
                you give me fap material I give you fap material, fair deal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad most of the hot ones just lay dead like a sex doll. At least fat ones make macaroni sounds. Best ones are the gym chicks cuz at least they do squats in your dick.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Squats in my dick? Sounds painful.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have never even talked to a girl above 6/10

      Hot girls seem like a totally different species, I don't know how to talk to them or what they like to do etc

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are about as moronic as your average women, but they like girly things more, they hangout with friends more and don't smell bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've only dated a woman this hot 1 time in my life for a brief period of 2 months and I had to fly to another country to see her and she used me as a bandaid bf after a breakup

      She was a literal 10/10, taller than me, insanely hot, and I don't remember if she was boring in bed or not because the fact that I'm with her kept be excited enough. She never posted or tagged me and broke up with me over text but I don't care (a win is a win)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The obvious downside of this has been (and still is) the fact that I haven't had sex with a girl that hot ever since, they all have been 6-7/10 but there were two 8/10s. Still not close

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did you ever bury your nose in her butthole?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of dumb question is that? It was the first thing I did!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The most fit woman I had sex with was a volleyball player. I have only ever had sex with varying degrees of 'normal' weight to 'chubby' women.
      Grabbing her ass was phenomenal. It was big. Not soft and squishy and jiggly, but firm and taut and pleasing to grab. That was the only plus. She definitely starfished and didn't move, speak, or initiate anything. She just laid there. It was so off-putting, that I didn't want to continue.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Their bodies are great but their faces scream
    >I am a massively entitled c**t and I will make your life a living hell, especially after the novelty of sex with me starts to wear off, which I will deny you anyway when you can no longer be fricked to bend over backwards at my every demand.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And your post screams cope.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's okay, we all perceieve things differently.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know they're directed to look that way for photos, right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too many non-pro shots where this tier of women look the same suggest the direction is redundant.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most of us would probably look like that if we were 10/10 and had the most desirable members of the opposite sex chasing after us on a daily basis.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these women aren't that hot

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Minimum 500cal deficit for March, April, and May.
    Down 25 pounds.
    I am ready.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >an actual on-topic post
      Thank you and good work, anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's an image board, people are going to respond to the OP image more-so than the OP text

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >lose 40lbs and build a shitload of muscle between last summer and this summer.
    >stomach is finally flat, can see some abs for the first time in my life
    >go to the beach with bros
    >look great
    >drink a bunch of water and beer the first day there
    >a friend's gf takes a bunch of candid pics the day *after* I drank a bunch of beer.
    >visible gut in all the photos posted on her Instagram for the world to see
    feelsbadman

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