Is your gym based?

If not, how would you improve it?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that hand
    this is the guy calling your dyel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Post yours and show us what a proper hand looks like

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm good lose weight fatty

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why didn't you post your hand?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >judging someone by their hand
      Christ, I heard this board was bad, but this is just stupid.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair not only is that an ugly hand but it's clearly a hand of someone who doesn't lift or can barely lift.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That hand is either the hand of someone who does construction/blacksmithing/manual labor, or is a complete fat ass. There is hardly any in between.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shouldn't be filming in the changerooms either
    use the handicap bathroom

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Going to a small business owner gym
    Haha yeah no they can make up any rules they want

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >getting buttmad about people wearing shirts in a fricking gym
    WHO THE FRICK CARES

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >seething boomer can't handle young people enjoying their youth.

    I'd make an example of them just to prove my point. Shirt off, flexing in the squat rack until they dared to say something. Make sure I record it for that Tok clout.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Is your gym based
    No.
    >If not, how would you improve it?
    1. Get rid of most machines; cables are kind of fine though.

    2. Get some weightlifting platforms - they don't allow me to drop deadlifts, do pendlay rows or perform olympic lifts... (MOST IMPORTANT!!)

    3. Forbid the use of skin tight clothes - or any other kind of revealing clothing (women...).

    4. Ban the zoomer hair cut.

    5. Only play good songs (they should follow my taste, which is mostly old rock and metal songs).

    6. Have good coaches with different specializations, such as: weightlifting, powerlifting, calisthenics... (+ if there were women in the gym, male coaches should not be allowed to communicate with them).

    7. Have some more calisthenics/gymnastics equipments too I guess.

    Damn, it would be nice...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dont forbid skin tight clothing, Forbid women

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >5. Only play good songs
      Frick that
      Don't play any songs
      If you want to listen to music then use headphones
      I'm fricking sick of hearing the same shitty playlist over and over

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I understand your viewpoint. I'm almost inclined to say the same thing; no music whatsoever. I don't want to hear lady gaga while I have hundreds of pounds weighing on me.

        At the same time......it'd just feel weird if it was dead ass silent in the gym, no? I get it, if you're going to the gym, you're going to bring headphones to listen to the shit you want to. But to suddenly unplug and hear nothing but a few weights rattling or people grunting? I dunno, kinda weird.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Get rid of most machines
      u have a shit physique

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Machinebro spotted
        You don’t need machines, free weights are all you need for a real physique and actual functional strength. Machines are for zoomers and curlbros who only build showpony muscles

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >(+ if there were women in the gym, male coaches should not be allowed to communicate with them).
      wtf

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My gym is in my back yard, so yeah, it’s pretty based. Unfortunately it doesn’t have all the fancy equipment of a normie gym.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My gym is owned by a woman so of course there’s all kind of chicken soup for the soul level inspo quotes on everything. Also signs everywhere. There’s a fricking sign on the toilet that says “please flush” so gay. Anyway, too many blacks at mine. I’m switching soon. Wish my city was large enough for a luxury gym.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >is your gym based?
    Nope. Pretty bland.
    >how would you improve it?

    >Play nothing but metal
    >Those who are into that genre completely lose their shit, +50 lbs to every lift
    >if you act moronic and start breaking shit, you will physically be thrown out
    >Grunting is fine, but If I see your ass moaning/screaming across the gym doing 35 lb dumbbell curls, it will be shoved up your ass
    >Private rooms available to do blow and frick gym thots
    >NO SMITH MACHINES

    I got nothing else. Don't be a dick to others, etc etc.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no it is not
    >remove every single TV in the entire shithole gym
    >don't play any music over speakers
    >add more free weights and remove some machines
    >ban phones or filming inside

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no phones

      I know nobody uses them anymore, but I'm guessing you would say the same for iPods? Or do you lift in absolute silence like a maniac, and frick anyone who does? lmfao wtf m8

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        damn I didn't even think about that, I use an mp3 player. I guess I would make an exception for moderate use of phones for music and stuff like that, but people sitting and scrolling and taking up machines or benches would be asked to please put it away or leave. The worst offense is actually using it to make videos in which case you're just b&

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough. Yeah m8, I remember when mp3 players first came out, it was the shit. It was strictly for music because that's all it could do. I have mixed feelings on recording videos, because of PR's and shit. If you want actual "proof" of you lifting X amount of weight you said you can do, etc etc. But not the posing or other cringe shit people use with their cameras.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            honestly I've seen people recording a PR like, maybe once in my life. MAYBE twice. every single other time is like you said, a bunch of stupid shit. As usual the minority of people who are reasonable get fricked over by rules intended for the moronic masses, but nevertheless I think a no phones or electronics gym would be pretty based although they may make some exceptions.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I've been asked a few times to spot someone while their gym bro records for their 1 rep max, I can't even hate. Even if not a single soul sees it, it's in that dudes camera roll forever and it's his. When he's in his 50's and can't lift nearly the amount of weight he used to; at least he has proof he was stronk as frick and can prove it. lmfao.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Easy fix have staff members record form checks/PR attempts as a service. All other recordings b&.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No. It’s not even close to based.

    1. Stop playing music on the speakers. The music these b***hes play at my Blink is atrocious. Like, so fricking bad. That “in the middle” roastie song is on like every hour.

    2. Ban zoomers

    It would be a fitness heaven if not for these two problems, which are each out of control independent of one another.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, but one day I came in and saw a familiar face on the whiteboard. I didn't draw him and neither did any of my friends

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Couple months later in the same corner of the whiteboard I spotted some extreme cringe

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >diets are inherently rooted in anti-blackness
        Can someone please explain the mental gymnastics behind this message?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Black women
          >are known for being fatter than average
          >are known for being loud and discontent
          >are known for identifying with unhealthy food
          >are not known for being industrious
          So combine all of that and you get black women trying to convince everyone else that they were always fat and it's only the white man who thinks that that is a problem

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT in upper right corner
        based

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: Incels

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you improve it?
    Men (besides myself) are not allowed in and I am recognized as one of the machines.

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