It feels so emasculating taking a shower.

I have a huge ass and I have to manually spread my buttcheeks in order to clean it properly. Otherwise I would smell like a walking compost bin.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cleaning myself makes me feel insecure

    gayer than taking it up the ass tbh

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post ass

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bro just wash your asscheeks

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you spread your cheeks and the ice cold water washes over your anus

  5. 1 month ago
    anon

    BUILT

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ew

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just lift up the toilet seat, pour a bunch of soap in the toilet bowl, and do an ass bath.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a detachable shower head, and actively spray it into my ass hole to clean it. I also tickle my balls with the little tiny spray setting too. I can hold it on them for like 20 seconds before i drop it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just cut bars of soap into little torpedos and shove them in my butthole then poop them out. True clean.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bruh, that's probably not good for your internal microbiome.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's 20 seconds more than me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i feel it in my temples sometimes

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >having to hold your legs together because the room you're in is freezing
    >something brushes past your nipple
    >balls touch while having gay sex and he doesn't say no homo
    truly nothing more feminizing than this shit

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christ how gay are you that you get gay panic from cleaning your asshole?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you have to do that to wash your asshole and the inside of your cheeks anyway. que all the insecure virgins telling me I'm gay for washing my ass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He spreads his cheeks to touch his asshole in the shower

      Yeah totally not gay bro.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Take the bidet pill
    Also post those cheeks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post ass

      Not posting my ass

      you have to do that to wash your asshole and the inside of your cheeks anyway. que all the insecure virgins telling me I'm gay for washing my ass.

      Thanks bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Not posting my ass

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    squat down so they spread naturally

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Poo in loos don't clean their asshole either.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you not use a washcloth?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you use your body washcloth on your asshole? i dont do that, i just rub the soap on my finger to get it very soapy and then just stick my finger up my ass. however that reminds me of matt mccusker who never cleaned his asshole until he took a shower with his black girlfriend and she literally had to wash his ass for him, called her his butt mammy

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please learn to love your ass, anon.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    well you gotta do what you gotta do. dont be ashamed of big ass, just deal with it like yeah you gotta spread cheeks to clean it up but if you didn´t, you´d smell nasty.
    Or are you scared that you´d enjoy butt stuff? That stuff is 100% natural, fine and doesnt mean anything. Just relax and give no fucks. Shower is a private time anyway, nobody cares what you do there.
    Do you think i report to internet every time i masturbate in shower or how i clean everything up? No.
    How you get it done is just apply soap all over the surface then wash it off, move onto next place. What you´re doing is 100% natural. Can we focus back to fitness now?

    If people think it´s gay, fuck their girlfriend next friday.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i dont know how true it is but i have heard that there are guys, usually teenagers, who don't use soap in their asscrack and asshole because they think it makes them gay so they just let water run down their asscrack and thats what they think cleans it. imagine not spending a decent amount of time getting literally the dirtiest part of your body clean. you should be rubbing soap up and down your asshole, soaping up your finger and sticking it inside, etc.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how that´s gonna go is summer comes and then people dont wanna sit next to you or start coughing because you smell like shit.
      dont be insecure just do what you gotta do or people ghost you for bad hygiene, then you´re "that guy".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i cant imagine having your ass smell so bad that people want to avoid you

        imagine just wiping it with paper and not spraying it with water right after shitting, baka white people

        yeah thats crazy to me too. i dont have a bidet but i do usually use wet wipes that go in the trash. it blows my mind how eating ass is such a big thing now but thinking about how people only use tp to wipe

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          most people eat ass after their partner showered i guess

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      imagine just wiping it with paper and not spraying it with water right after shitting, baka white people

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never wash my ass and I never smell
    what race are you people?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sure man. and let me guess, you also dont use shampoo, soap, deodorant, or toothpaste, yet girls are constantly coming up to you to tell you how good you smell and how good your breath is and how perfect your teeth are?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        shampoo twice a week
        I don't use soap, we have a body wash
        no i dont use deodorant, im not indian/arab/nog/Hispanic/misc-non white
        Its every white persons duty to brush with toothpaste twice a day, what kind of person brushes without toothpaste?
        Yes my gf routinely tells me she likes the way I smell

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't use soap, we have a body wash
          Why use some bullshit chemical version of a very simple thing that is soap?
          Btw I agree with the no deodorant part. Eat good, smell good (naturally).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It feels like every thread on this website devolves into people trying to see who can post the more outrageous bait.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shampoo twice a week
      I don't use soap, we have a body wash
      no i dont use deodorant, im not indian/arab/nog/Hispanic/misc-non white
      Its every white persons duty to brush with toothpaste twice a day, what kind of person brushes without toothpaste?
      Yes my gf routinely tells me she likes the way I smell

      I can smell the shit-tinged yeast infection from here

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is the average age on this board? I feel like I'm reading a thread written by a bunch of 19 year olds.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers would get PTSD if they had to shower in gym class

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy spreading my ass and hosing it down in the shower.

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