It pisses me off how wome swoon over this

its so fricking annoying that women swoon over this shit. i get, but its so fricking difficult to achieve this. it requires years of work, thousands of hours in the gym, you have to spend a lot of money on food, its actually kind of expensive to do.

this is why i frick hookers. im a good looking dude facially (somewhere between 6-7/10) and girls have even said, "if you just had more muscle you would be SoOoO hot." one girl said my legs were to skinny. that shit really pisses me off. again, this is why i frick hookers. i'd rather suffer the weird dull, burning sensation you sometimes feel when you turn a blind eye to the reality that these hookers don't actually care about you and are only fricking you for money. the shielding of my ego.

i happily trade that to not put in the work at the gym. its already too annoying to work 40 hrs a week. all i want to do is come home and do nothing.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a fricking loser

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Either a troll or a lazy piece of shit. Either way, fricking have a nice day.

      t. hulking, unthinking manhomosexuals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp

      https://i.imgur.com/ePk7vMa.jpg

      its so fricking annoying that women swoon over this shit. i get, but its so fricking difficult to achieve this. it requires years of work, thousands of hours in the gym, you have to spend a lot of money on food, its actually kind of expensive to do.

      this is why i frick hookers. im a good looking dude facially (somewhere between 6-7/10) and girls have even said, "if you just had more muscle you would be SoOoO hot." one girl said my legs were to skinny. that shit really pisses me off. again, this is why i frick hookers. i'd rather suffer the weird dull, burning sensation you sometimes feel when you turn a blind eye to the reality that these hookers don't actually care about you and are only fricking you for money. the shielding of my ego.

      i happily trade that to not put in the work at the gym. its already too annoying to work 40 hrs a week. all i want to do is come home and do nothing.

      frick hulkhomosexuals

      Of course you have to pay women to frick you, listen to yourself homosexual
      Absolutely pathetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Either a troll or a lazy piece of shit. Either way, fricking have a nice day.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the money you spend on hookers could be spent on years worth of roid cycles.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they just want HWD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hindi wide dick?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is kind of fricked up tbh
    >I have to take steroids and put my own health at risk just to be attractive to women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > it’s fricked up women have standards for who they let inside their vegana

      Ken, you fricking incel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to take any roids to attract women you complete moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Deep down all women want to be fricked by a roided chad, just accept it

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it requires years of work
    >thousands of hours
    >even financial responsibility
    >it is somehow surprising that this would be attractive and signal that you're a high-value male
    >it is unfair that women don't swoon over my dyel, lazy sack of shit body
    I fricking hate everything about you, so please continue what you're doing

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I seen women say some dyel celebrities are “buff”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      women dont know what muscle/fat ratio is nor what muscle amount is, lean = buff to them

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    women don't know what they're seeing
    just don't be fat
    I am 184 cm tall (6'0 feet), and when I was very low weight at 75 kg (165 lbs according to Google) every girl I met thought I had abs
    I had no muscles, no definition, but my slim waist made them think I had rock hard abs when I was shirtless

    they don't need a roided up physique to be turned on

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    your post is thinly veiled attempt to convince yourself you can't do it
    >it requires years of work, thousands of hours in the gym
    no it doesn't. if you get everything right (routine + nutrition), you're in your 20s and you just lift, you can achieve amazing shape in about 2 years. the key word is "get everything right", people spend years doing shit exercise wrong and not eating right (t. did this).
    you can just read the sticky and do your squat / deadlift / bench / overhead press, + optional abs / pulldown / rows / lateral raises. that covers most of what you actually need
    >you have to spend a lot of money on food, its actually kind of expensive to do.
    no it's not. theres a reason every bodybuilder swears by chicken, rice and oats. these cover the bulk of your diet. even people in the 3rd world can afford it.
    >i happily trade that to not put in the work at the gym. its already too annoying to work 40 hrs a week. all i want to do is come home and do nothing.
    gym is both work and pleasure. good workout can feel amazing, it can improve your mood and helps you get your mind off things. you know what Schwarzenegger said, "getting a good pump is like cumming". you can be a couch potato, but you don't know what you're missing.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >blah blah blah I'm a pussy

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First of all, Evans has one of the most attainable physique in the MCU for muscular guys, it is attainable in 2 years if you lift like a non-moron and stay at 15-16% bodyfat for naturally enhanced

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > im a good looking dude facially
    Facially you're good maybe, but you lack in all other qualities. homosexual

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m bigger than him, lean, rich and 8-9/10 facially… GFs family and friends all call me Thor. Still prefer just not dating anyone and getting hookers whenever I feel like I need to. I have even had hookers cry when they left because they wanted to just stay with me.

    There is just something about not having to put up with a woman’s shit which is very appealing. I don’t cheat and I have been with a girl for almost a year and it’s downright painful sometimes listening to the rationale on why it’s okay for her to do the things which she gives me grief over. Probably never going to do this again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        breasts or GTFO roastie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post body

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ya your full of shit, post body.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Life is hard, women have it on easymode. Perhaps you should just cut your dick off and transition?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, you are right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOO WOMEN AREN'T ALLOWED TO PREFER MEN WHO HAVE THE DRIVE, DISCIPLINE AND STABLE INCOME REQUIRED TO ACHIEVE A STRONG, HEALTHY BODY, THEY HAVE TO BE ATTRACTED TO MEEEEEE AND MYYYY SKINNYFAT BODY LIVING IN MY MOM'S BASEMENT AND WHINING INSTEAD OF IMPROVING
      Average /r9pol/gay

      You homosexuals are the fat women of men. Completely lacking self-awareness

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        /BLIMP/
        Who is /blimp/ for?
        White knight FATgayS like the troony I'm replying to.
        Post body and let us laugh.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        /BLIMP/
        Who is /blimp/ for?
        White knight FATgayS like the troony I'm replying to.
        Post body and let us laugh.

        based

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're right about it being unfair but I don't really compare myself to women since I'm a male. Met my gf when I was kind of dyel mode. Been together almost 10y and I've only recently started lifting after being sick and then having an ego death on shrooms and seeing myself in the mirror.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"if you just had more muscle you would be SoOoO hot."
    Fricking buttholes

    You should still lift. If you only care about women who care about your looks, then you've got a totally different problem.
    nice bait

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds like such a bullshit story. Why would a hooker say something that would obviously make you feel insecure? Aren't they there to pleasure you and boost your ego?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick makes these threads? Saged and hidden and if dubs OP dies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dubs and it happens TONIGHT

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >i happily trade that to not put in the work at the gym. its already too annoying to work 40 hrs a week. all i want to do is come home and do nothing.
    ngmi homosexual i LOVE the burn and I dont lift for HOLES have a nice day

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP you say you have a good face (ie. pure luck) and then that you don't want to work on your body, despite girls even saying it to you. You deserve all the hate you get.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just take roids?
    Heart attacks are a meme just do a little more cardio than usual

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    or you could take gear and stop listening to miserable natty fanatics

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    t. passionless beta who only wants the low-hanging fruit
    When you put in the hard work that few are willing to do you get something in return that's priceless when you look in the mirror, and it's for your own good first not for anyone else
    It's supposed to be hard to attain, it wouldn't be worth it if it was too easy
    Roid monkeys also get the bullet

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >goes on the fitness board to complain about women liking muscles
    anon this is terrible bait, its almost funny in some kind of esoteric post-ironic kind of way

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This actor juices like most hollywood actors who either have to attain an extreme physique and do so very quickly. Watch his hairline disappear over a few years of marvel movies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That movie came out over 10 years ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah the hair loss happens pretty fast though. I mean to say that it only took a few MCU movies for the gear to take its toll. He's lucky he has a prettyboy face because steroids push you towards the meathead look

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this is a recent photo of him, still an ok hairline I guess? his head also doesn't really look like he took roids. he's 41 too, not bad for his age i'd say

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            homie he doesn't make a secret of the fact he wears a wig.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i googled and he doesn't. that said I also found he started balding but went for hair loss treatment. so roids aren't out of question

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be skinny DYEL
    >magically become a buff superhero after a serum injection
    Is Marvel trying to tell people to roid?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That size is not hard to achieve you just eat and lift and you can be bigger. you are gonna eat anyways might as well lift don't discourage yourself before you even try.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You could literally eat an entire loaf of (wonder) bread a day for $1, or drink half a gallon of milk a day for $2. And hardly anyone actually needs to eat that much to gain weight.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You sound like a homosexual and you're shit's all moronic Black person

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m like kinda in the same boat, well not really. I have massive vegana envy. I’m a pretty good looking guy 7.5/10, 5’10” and 182 lbs, visible abs. I’ve been with quite a bit of woman in my 30+ years on this earth. But man, I wish I had a pussy. I would love to be able to wear cute little dresses, short skirts, patterned tights, garter belts, and sexy lingerie. I’d be a complete little bawd as well, wearing heavy makeup all the time.
    I’d never transition as that is fricking moronic, and I would never, ever pass lol. I have a mesomorph build, square jaw… I just look like a guy. But man, it’s hot dressing up sometimes. I have a cuter and bigger panty collection than most of the women I’ve been with.
    Picrel, I’d love to be reincarnated as this little thot. Fricking yummm.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s another loose thot I’d love to be. Ugh, would love to be zipped up into that skirt, or zipped into a tight wienertail dress with a cute pink g-string underneath, nice pair of “frick me” stilettos, and maybe the design tights depending on occasion . I’d be such a little b***h, would love to get a metal collar attached to my neck as well.
    The weird part? I’m not trans, like I’m a guy, I just have major pussy envy. I love banging hot broads and really get turned on undressing them from their sexy outfits and having rough sex. I don’t act like a little b***h, used to fight a lot when younger, have a good career where I make well over 6 figures. I guess that’s why I don’t feel guilty when I go to Vicki’s secret every once in a while. It’s funny when the female cashier says things like “that’s so nice of you to buy cute stuff for your partner”… yeah my partner. I have to buy things separately for the girl im banging because I have to get XL there and most girls I have been with are XS-medium at that store.

    Sorry for the tangent everybody. But yeah OP, this physique is obtainable natural. I’m pretty close to it, not as filled out but cut where you can see pretty visible abs and the separation in my a serratus muscles… also have big thighs which I can see the different heads to the different muscles (would be even crazier if it was socially acceptable to shave my legs, sigh). Keep trying for the physique OP, it’s possible.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    you are just a normal homosexual ahahahaha goddamn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based and checked, here's a better version satan

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