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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    satanic israelite feminist abortion cookie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why do people like mint cookies?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The generic thin mints they sell at the supermarket for 1/4 the price taste identical. Shortbread are the only girl scout cookies I'd buy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Throw a box of these in your freezer and snack on them when its really hot out.

      • 1 month ago
        Giddy

        Why do people like

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        goes good with chocolate, wheat is a good base for flavors, similar to ice cream

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You have now discovered that other people aren't you.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    these are $2.34

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The generic thin mints they sell at the supermarket for 1/4 the price taste identical. Shortbread are the only girl scout cookies I'd buy.

      https://i.imgur.com/z9GcUD0.jpg

      >blocks your path

      You can buy that same shit at walmart for $1.99 year round.

      Uhhhh, anons? Sure you could buy alternatives, but then you're not supporting little girls. Don't you support little girls?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't you support little girls?
        Frick little girls.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          IN THE BUTT!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          out of ten

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You mean the organization that only allows organic girls, while the boy scouts is forced to accept both girls and boys? I don't know, that sounds a little ... something-obic. You'd have to ask someone with purple hair. But I'm sure there's a word for it. probably several.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >blocks your path

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >fudge enrobed
      what fricking country is this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >fudge enrobed

      do these cookies come with a smoking jacket and expensive bourbon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >enrobed
      I've never heard that word before in my life, and I'm 31

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >fudge enrobed

        do these cookies come with a smoking jacket and expensive bourbon?

        >fudge enrobed
        what fricking country is this?

        do you people read

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Move out of the trailer park and pick up a book without pictures.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/uhhcP63.jpg

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          do you people read

          Yeah. I should read higher class cookie packaging.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't say no to a cutie girl scout. Gotta have them dosie does

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this. if shes a cutie white girl it's hard to beat the service of just buying a pack with her at your door.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you a pedo?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Wanting to have sex with a fertile female .makes you a pedo
          If most men throughout history were pedos why do modern people act like it's some kind of psychological disorder

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            they don't even do the door to door thing anymore, there's just some b***hes who aint even girlscouts selling them outside walmart now.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They came to my door a year ago. Maybe it was two years ago.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Girl Scouts are like 8 you pedo.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >He only noticed the 8 year olds
              Some of them are 17, pedo.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              kys israelite. It's completely fricking normal to think a little girl is cute, and thus buy some cookies to support her, i seriously fricking hate you homosexuals that don't recognize the difference i am also an in shape white man and thus would never betray her trust you filthy Black person b***h

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ok muhammad

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Jews, unironically.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can buy that same shit at walmart for $1.99 year round.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always heard about how good girl scout cookies are supposed to be, but never had them. So this year I bought a ton of different types to try them and they're all identical to shit in any grocery store that's half the price. I was fricking scammed.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend got me a bunch of Girl Scout cookies this year. I haven't had them in years. I ate a sleeve of Thin Mints and a package of Tagalongs. Both tasted like absolute garbage. Have they always been this disgusting, or have they been severely degraded the last few years? I am going to throw the rest of my girl scout cookies in the trash.
    There are better cookies out there.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >finish workout at gym and take my shirt off while going out door
    >see girl scouts set up outside supermarket next door
    >"fuark, need some peanut butter chocolate cookies"
    >walk towards the stand with a huge pump and see one of the little girls elbow her friend and point at me miring hard
    >reach table and girl that elbowed friend asks "would you like some of our cookies"
    >I respond " Would I ever!"
    >then the walled mom that looked 30ish asked how many and I said 4
    > "That will be $20" so I reach into my wallet and hand them a $50 bill and tell them to keep the change
    >"wow Thanks so much!"
    >walled mom then wienerblocks and starts flirting with me asking if I just came from the gym which is obvious since I'm beading sweat and looking juicy
    >"I did anyways have a good day" and I turn 360 degrees and walk towards my car

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a boy in the back?

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