>"It's crazy how big Chris got for this," director Taika Waititi added.

>"It's crazy how big Chris got for this," director Taika Waititi added. "He's huge already, but when I saw his arms, they were twice as big as normal, as wide as my head. Trainers and stuff are asking me how he does it? But it's all natural."

What's your excuse for not reaching the natty limit like Chris Hemsworth?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The last 2 sentences didn’t need to be said. Why go out of your way to lie?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gnomish industry standards

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I haven't been able to do it so it must be a lie

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its more like
        >noones been able to do it so it must be a lie

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post body

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2022
      >doesnt admit to roids
      holy shit what an asshole. Even the hulkster says he was on the sauce brother

      he also shills a paid app to marvelfags that think they can be like thor natty

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People that lie on a screen as a job are often liars in real life too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they treat roids like hard drugs in Straya so they don't wanna throw him under the bus

      of course he is on roids, if for no other reason than that it is 100x more efficient to achieve a physique like that for one role than to strenuously diet & workout natty for god fucking knows how long (not even achievable)

      people who think Hemsworth and his kin (looking at you, Dwayne ' The Rock' Johnson) are natty are just clueless and naïve and plain stupid -- and worst of all they are never EVER near in the shape of the people they try to defend as natties, it's always some bulky fatso or skinnyfat Zyzz wannabe who think they're gonna be 230lbs shredded by just working out really really hard

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if for no other reason than that it is 100x more efficient to achieve a physique like that for one role than to strenuously diet & workout natty for god fucking knows how long
        Actually that is a stupid reason to think it. It is very possible to workout and diet perfectly on a temporary basis for a particular role where your career depends on it. What's more he would be motivated for it. Look at what Christian Bale has done. And despite Rocky movies and so on, the perfect gym routine for the best results involves a lot of rest and muscles aren't brought near failure often if ever.

        The CORRECT reason is that it's impossible for normal genetics.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hemsworth has an exercise program/diet app thing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i don't want to be around such types

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why the fuck would I waste my valuable and limited time here on earth with people who I can't even be honest with?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eine Jude hatt es geschrieben.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because if you say that he's pinning that will hurt sales on his Centr app

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To not break the illusion that movie actors are not actually superhumans who should be looked upto (even in politics, something where their opinions should have no respect at all)
      People treating actors as demihuman is not even limited to the developed world. In southern India actors are respected as fuck and are literally worshiped in temples, and ex-actors can very easily get voted to political positions

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's all starting to click. After the masses abandon, or at the very least neglect, religion then media personalities come to fill the void. The studios give build them up and offer them everything in exchange for their agency, and they are used as a mouthpiece to promote whatever the studio and the financer want promoted.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post body

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its more like
      >noones been able to do it so it must be a lie

      >The Greeks were on roids
      >The Greeks were just able to just guess what the body would look like on roids

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Waititi describes himself as a "Polynesian garden gnome".[14][15] He was raised more connected to his Māori roots, in a household where Judaism was not "actively practis[ed]".[16]

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Curiously enough, taika waititi's real name is David Cohen. He just adopted that name to sound more indigenous. To blend in. Isn't that fascinating?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nice

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          written by René Goscinny fag

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Goscinny is the one in a million example of the based garden gnome

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's actually true

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm seeing patterns here I really shouldn't see

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you on lad? sort us some gatti's, going out tonite x

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God fucking damn it it’s real

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maori Chad gets a taste of the coveted khazar milkers

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nuthin chad about a nasaly sounding, probably fat, bitch.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        intriguing coincidence

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao he is a regular old garden gnome and is larping as an islander for the goodboy points

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Curiously enough, taika waititi's real name is David Cohen. He just adopted that name to sound more indigenous. To blend in. Isn't that fascinating?

      Good god, he sounds like that gay rapper Vinnie Paz.
      A white Sicilian born who "converted" to islam to gain a minority status.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2022
    >doesnt admit to roids
    holy shit what an asshole. Even the hulkster says he was on the sauce brother

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you telling me professional wrestlers lied??

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Professional actors lie
        No way impossible

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Hulkpoastin brother HH

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's illegal both on his home country and in the U.S. I fully understand why someone would not confess to a crime in public.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its illegal to buy not to use

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's illegal to use. you aren't allowed to practice medicine without a license, that means on yourself. you aren't allowed to use a medical product without a prescription.

          i am confused how you don't know basic things about reality that a teen should know

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that is factually untrue...its absolutely not illegal to use since there is no law that prohibits steroid use...there are laws that prohbit steroid sales

            also sticking yourself with a substance does not fall under practicing medicine otherwise diabetics and alergics would be in hot shit when having to inject themselves with insulin and anti-anaphylactics

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I explained reality nobody needed a little kid saying "That is factually untrue"

              you cannot use medicine you are not prescribed legally
              you cannot own medicine you are not prescribed legally
              you cannot practice medicine without a license legally

              end of fucking story chump, learn to fucking be quiet, absolute fucking retard

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what is intersubjective reality?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >end of fucking story chump

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's illegal to use. you aren't allowed to practice medicine without a license, that means on yourself. you aren't allowed to use a medical product without a prescription.

          i am confused how you don't know basic things about reality that a teen should know

          that is factually untrue...its absolutely not illegal to use since there is no law that prohibits steroid use...there are laws that prohbit steroid sales

          also sticking yourself with a substance does not fall under practicing medicine otherwise diabetics and alergics would be in hot shit when having to inject themselves with insulin and anti-anaphylactics

          I explained reality nobody needed a little kid saying "That is factually untrue"

          you cannot use medicine you are not prescribed legally
          you cannot own medicine you are not prescribed legally
          you cannot practice medicine without a license legally

          end of fucking story chump, learn to fucking be quiet, absolute fucking retard

          wtf are you retards going on about.

          First off, that medicine gay, fuck off. You can get any non-scheduled drug you want and take it even if you don't have a prescription. You can do whatever "medical" procedure on yourself you want. Fuck off with your blatant lying.

          The other guy is wrong, but less wrong. Anabolic steroids are schedule III drugs. Simple possession is misdemeanor maximum 1 year and $1000 fine for first offense. Second degree posession (more than 10 doses) is misdemeanor 2.5 years and $2500. 3rd degree (more than 100 doses) is felony 5 years and up to $100,000 fine. Second offense doubles penalties.

          Trafficking is 10 years maximum, $250k fine. 25 to life if death or serious injury or for second offense.

          Just look it up, it's 5mins of googling. DEA doesn't clamp down on it because the number 1 abusers in the U.S. are cops (again look it up).

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >wtf are you retards going on about.
            i have no idea what the other dude is talking about medical procedures
            >The other guy is wrong, but less wrong.
            to be completely honest idk what exactly the rules are on steroid i just know that some canadian bodybuilders talked about it being legal to have and use (personally) you just cant be caught selling or buying it
            also in europe where im from there is a ban on selling anabolic steroids without a perscription but there is no law that states you are prohibited from using it (if they catch you with steroids in ammounts considered personal use without proof of purchase you cant be prosecuted)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            except I can go to any "legal" TRT clinic and get TRT prescribed to me by some meme doctor and it be completely legal.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You will not get charged for it in the US, the UK on the other hand is for gays

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No one gives a shit in the UK, the only time people get busted with roids is when they are selling coke or other drugs and its simple to buy stuff from labs online anyway.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don’t have to lie. Just don’t talk about it at all.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      [...]
      Hulkpoastin brother HH

      who has the gif of hulk and a hitler speech

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HERE YA GO DUDE

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          HH brother

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HERE YA GO DUDE

        And it remains as the greatest gif ever made

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah of course just also buy his fitness program CENTR and you can look like him too! In 6 weeks!!

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >But it's all natural

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    roiding and bogged. he looks like shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope harder

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He mogs Gigachad dude

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the fascination with "all-natural". If he's injured, he will use plants and stuff and not modern medicine? Isn't the whole point of being human, of sentience, that you can overcome nature? Isn't this the whole history of humanity? Every time I see stuff like that, I imagine people running 100 meters but with a huge cannonball attached to their foot, because why not, let's limit ourselves for no reason.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at the end of the day we're all animals trying to reproduce and what you have naturally is what you pass on and what people admire on a primal level. there's barely any more substance to someone taking HRT for muscle than there is someone wearing stilts to be tall.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >at the end of the day we're all animals trying to reproduce
        Stopped reading there, come back to post when you've opened even a single book about philosophy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          come back when you've had sex.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i'm back, had to say greetings from ur mum and don't forget to take a shower before going to bed kid (since you haven't had one in 3 weeks)

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              virginal banter

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wish you would come with something better tbqh

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >has already flew

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she's still in middle school cut her some slack

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol she's a foreigner, I don't even speak english in my country. I could post any of my other conversations but you wouldn't be able to understand those at all.

                [...]
                >timestamps

                Just check how fast I posted after him, I can't fake an image in that time but I can make a screenshot and crop it

                she's still in middle school cut her some slack

                Lol I wish

                Lmaooo imagine unironically posting this shit. You're a massive virgin loser

                Don't have to imagine, I just did this morning

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lmaooo imagine unironically posting this shit. You're a massive virgin loser

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are a woman.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i'm back, had to say greetings from ur mum and don't forget to take a shower before going to bed kid (since you haven't had one in 3 weeks)

            >timestamps

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't understand the fascination with "all-natural".
      marvel shit is supposed to be family friendly so the stars obviously cant admit to taking illegal drugs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "wouldn't you optimize your health with the best available medicine instead of herbs"

      >defends guy baiting marvelfags by lying about sauce use to sell program
      >guys health is not optimized due to roid use affecting heart, brain and balls

      ok whatever you say bucko

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Isn't the whole point of being human, of sentience, that you can overcome nature?
      No
      >Isn't this the whole history of humanity?
      And look how we are

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Modern medicine is literally powdered plants

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "nature" is pretty much a bullshit word that means nothing and is used for virtue signaling.
      That being said roidtrannies are gays (I decided so)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Natural in this context means no PED usage, you dumb autistic fuck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't look that big/shredded in person that's why. They also use CGI to make him look like that or use an actual body builder and just put his head on the body with CGI you retard

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trainers and stuff are asking me how he does it? But it's all natural.
    For a normie that's ignorant about working out why the fuck did she say 'it's all natural.' I feel like she was coached to say that dumb shit

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yah bro ofc shes mad his dick didnt work anymore.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >obviously on gear
    >woman: But it's all natural
    greetings

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remember that modern women pop steroids every single day, since their teens, so unless it's implants, it's all natural.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you think "director taika waititi" is a woman?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He WNBAW

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know Hemsworth was married, he has a cute family tho

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes a millionaire with access to the best healthcare professionals on the planet did it natty instead of getting ready for the role faster.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >as wide as my head
    >that
    is he dating a child

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Takia Waititi is not his wife dummy, He's the director

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wife wasnt a fan of his body....
    no, his wife wasnt a fan of him pinning 2 grams of gear to attain it, risking his health.
    >fify

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beta legs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a chad skipping skipping leg day even when roiding

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all natural
    bullshit. I'm sure it's mostly natural, but he definitely got a little chemical help

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Curling the Marvel garden gnome

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wife wasn't a fan
    What is the objective of this kind of onions marketing?

    Even if it was true, like, shut up bitch I make millions with this body. Keep running your mouth and I'll find a teenager who either appreciates it or can at least keep her fucking mouth shut.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck do you think?

      It’s so it’ll get posted to Twitter and FB and girls can say “I’ll take him off ur hands lol” and girls seeing other girls like him will like him more.

      It’s a great status booster by his agent and management

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >natty
    Also more importantly, his wife is a filthy fucking gains goblin

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we cant let them know just how fucking huge and manly you can get using testosterone
    >instead we will brainwash the masses into thinking they are lazy and just arent naturally gifted

    I wonder what the reasoning for this is

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is a testosterone crisis. There simply isn't enough to go around anymore. The elites are trying to manipulate people away from it so they can keep the dwindling supply to themselves.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People with healthy amounts of testosterone are more likely to say "No" and fight back.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's plenty of people that can get that big without steroids. You guys can't fathom that because you have shit genetics. There are literally people that cam lift for 6 months and get that big. That's how much of a difference exists between you and a proper male specimen.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is so fucking goofy looking with the bogged jaw, 2 inches of makeup, straggly wig and giant top-heavy physique.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trainers and stuff are asking me how he does it? But it's all natural."
    I love when Hollywood bros lie their face off to promote a film. I kind of admire the depths they go to get paid, with zero honesty or accountability.

    A few years ago, some Hollywood trainer went on about Chris' natural physique and how he had "NFL genetics" ha ha. Pic rel is his "NFL genetics" about the time he'd be drafted to play a fearsome middle linebacker.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hes LITERALLY me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hi Chris

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do mfers really expect their PR to be like nah he's not super hard working wholesome guy he just injected a bunch of chems into himself lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >explicitly telling people you're natural, as if the kids/normies you're trying to impress know what steroids are
      >shilling an app with your training program in order to get money from people who have no clue about lifting, pretty much wasting their time and making them think they have shitty genetics
      No one would be pissed if those types would just shut the fuck up. But that's a lot to ask for Californian gays apparently.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering these capeshit movies cost hundreds of millions of dollars to make and thousands of people are involved, how are the actors allowed to get away with juicing? Wouldn't word get around pretty quickly and they'd get busted since roids are illegal?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one there cares, idiot
      half of the production people are pedos

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >But it's all natural

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have hair as long as Op's pic of Thor just thicker and black hair. How do I style it to look like this? I don't know why but I just can't seem to get the hang of making my hair look good this way without it being a little damp. I also don't know how to keep it forward while moving since the wind immediately pushes it back behind my shoulders.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have a team of hairstylists

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like a wig in the picture. It may be his real hair in the other movies i don’t know and don’t remember but it’s definitely a wig in the new movie

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >But it's all natural

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >But it's all natural.
    Can these fucks stop lying?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >But it's all natural
    rice and broccoli really work wonders

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to have no soul at all to lie so blatantly about this

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >But it's all natural
    of course it is

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Taika Waititi casting couched him

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >But it's all natural
    There's no need to lie. He still has to work hard to look that good, you don't need to bullshit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im convinced this lie persists because it primes them to sell more shit to insecure men. also 'steroids r bad mmkay'

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm depressed. Also I watched the movie and unironically felt secondhand joy for this bro fr. Need this fizeek asap. I squat 250 and my ass is fucking flat.
    How to get rid of lovehandles?

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seen the movie. It’s shit but yeah hemsworths arms constantly change size from scene to scene, it’s bizarre

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