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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to the gym already

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have work tomorrow

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Have to physically go to your job
      >On the weekend

      LoL. Learn2Code

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you seriously this kind of homosexual to every single guy who commutes? do you have so little going for you that your little coding job you probably don't even have is all you got so you tell people who go to work this kinda shit?

        like frick you man. dont' be this guy. don't be this kind of homosexual.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. wagie who cannot into coding
          Sneed

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t know how you guys do it honestly. Staring at lines of code for banking apps or whatever as a job sounds so incredibly mind numbing.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I sell luxury homes and make over twice what i did as a backend java/python dev. Some days i do miss the comfy WFH but i also get to spend time with the most beautiful 10/10 trophy wives in the world and that more than makes up for it lol

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >haha see i was a software developer now im a millionaire real estate agent
          typical fit

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don’t forget he’s also 6’5” and 10% bf.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Haha, not quite a millionaire yet, but trust me bro, when you're in the presence of the kind of women i constantly am, no amount of money could beat that

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Yeah bro, I hang out almost exclusively with women I have zero chance of boning
              Living the dream...

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you fricking these women? If not you should really stop bragging.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                He’s basically bragging about being a house jannie

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pure cringe. Can tel you’re a pathetic simp

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being a loser and thinking everyone else is also a loser.

            t. AI researcher

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Catering to trophy wives sounds absolutely fricking terrible.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        software engineers are the fricking dumbest homosexuals in existence and i hate you all.
        t. IT

        https://i.imgur.com/c0lh0tb.jpg

        It's Friday night, why are you here, /fit?

        just finished up having sexo and dropping the girl off. finishing up this dank thai food with a beer. stg curry+noodles+braised beef is like heaven. how have i never had this before?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw in medical school but it’s not online so what’s even the point bros

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some of us work with our hands and have jobs that are so in demand we have to work on weekends so the entire modern world doesnt colapse. Not you, you're job can be done by a chinese 10yo

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I work 60 hours selling my body to make what you do in 10 hours of thinking from home
          Very good wagie, now get back to work.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You shouldn't take pride in being a cuck-slave and doing physical labour for pennies. Yes, strength is impressive, but it's not impressive to physically labour away for a corporate overlord living in a comfy house with a cushy management job while you do all the hard work, you're basically cucked at that point. I WFH and code but also bench 3 plates for reps and have lots of MMA experience, I could beat the frick out of you in a cagematch and you're not tough for selling your body away to your masters.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're a sheltered moron and are only proving his point. sometimes real adults have to do real work outside their room so you can enjoy the leisure of jerking yourself over how "tough" you wish you were, homosexual.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Heh, that's nice wagie, but you missed a spot.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Programming is a cool gig but don't be a homosexual about it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Learn2Co-ACK

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the mindset of a coder

        Meanwhile his job wouldnt even exist if it wasnt for sparkys/builders/architects/technicians who need to be out there onsite actually doing real work not living in some internet fantasy land.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Meanwhile his job wouldnt even exist if it wasnt for wonderful investors who put their capital to good use allowing businesses to grow

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol all these seething responses. something about programming strikes a nerve with the masses

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          programming is normie tier now. Everyone is studying it

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            normie golddigger shit. all the kids that started recently can't code for shit, just filling the seat

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hey anon your new replacement has arrived

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just got home from a long flight and this board is like night night juice for me

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go for my friday night cheat meal
    >decide not to order too much
    >"Anon my friend, we are making new desserts, please tell us what you think"
    >homemade icecream, chocolate shake, and pakhlava
    >they start pouring shots to celebrate
    cant even properly enjoy them knowing i gotta run for another few hours to keep up with my goals

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is pakhlava?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        also called Baklava, puff pastry from the near/middle east drenched in syrup or honey that usually has some kind of nuts in it. every culture in the area has their own version.
        not a fan tbh, too sweet and sticky for a pastry, Tahini bread is the greatest dessert if you ever get a chance to try it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like you have a based kebab shop friend though and thats worth something.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pakhlava
      bruh if the kebab shop man gives you baklava at least have the decency to spell it correctly

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        every region pronounces it differently

        You mean you get to run a few more hours for extra endurance gains. Dont be a sad sack about the joys of exercise bro

        i already run a bunch. No free time to run more:(

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean you get to run a few more hours for extra endurance gains. Dont be a sad sack about the joys of exercise bro

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      > pakhlava
      Western Armenian spelling lol barev

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because i'm frickin 36 and all my friends are married and i don't care about going out

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just turned 36 too. Until February this year I was still going out every weekend. Then I took a break for a few weeks and I realized once I hadn't shown my face for a while no one even bothered to stay in touch with me. Everyone I used to go out with was just a booze buddy at best. It's not a new or baffling realization but it makes going out so much less appealing. Whereas until recently I still felt like missing out if I don't go out I now just find something else to do and it doesn't bother me.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i just kinda stopped everybody moved and got married. i dated a few girls long term and they frickin really discouraged me so i just wasted 10 years playin video games and not working out at all up until last december

        my phone book is literally like
        >mom
        >plumber
        >ny pizza
        >lawn guy

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s Saturday morning, anon, and because I’m at work

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did i just read in the image

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le bbc snow bunny mogging sheboon

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finishing a research paper and coming here for short breaks.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i work in restaurants. friday night is amateur hour.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gf is working this weekend so I didn't drive the 2 hours I do almost every weekend to see her. She was upset and resorts to her usual "you don't love me anymore". I think she's happy with the current status quo. She has her perfect job, her family there, and she just bought a house. Meanwhile, I'm just a part time boyfriend that has to spend a good chunk of my weekend just driving back and forth to see her. I moved away from my family out to nowhere and took a job I'm not really happy with just to be close to her because I was so blindly, unreasonably in love with her. It's been two years and I was hoping by now we would have plans to move in together and be planning a life and kids together, but I'm still stuck in limbo. Despite how much she tells me she wants the same I just don't see it. She keeps telling me about the friends she's helped get a job at her workplace and she wants to get a job there, but the few times I've asked if I should get a job with her she responded with "what would we do if we broke up" or "what if you have a problem with people there". So I've just given up on that, not too many other jobs closer to her. But it doesn't even matter if we're not going to be living together or starting a family. Each day that goes by we're getting older and older and it's becoming more and more risky to have a kid at her age. For me it's move forward or backward now but I can't stay in the same place, for her she's content with her current life. Seems like we're reaching the end of our 3 year road

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sheesh dude. Does she at least frick you on a consistent basis? If not I'd be out

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Consistently once or twice when I'm with her on the weekend. But even that has gotten to be a dull, boring routine. She seems to enjoy it more than I do, but I basically do all the work. Even when she "tries" to help she's just completely throwing off the rhythm and makes it much worse

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's fricking other men and using you for free stuff

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who maintains a similar drive from girl she likes the distance and likes it for. A reason. Get redpilled.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's 100% fricking black dudes on the side bro

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, shes a shithead bro. Wuit being a b***h and lay down some hard facts on her b***h ass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I was in a similar situation.

      >see ex for over 2 years
      >took her virginity
      >very similar and never really fight
      >both hoping on getting married
      >she applies to med school
      >I take first job out of school in home town halfway across country
      >make long distance work pretty easily for a year
      >finally get job in same state as her
      >both super excited
      >breaks up with me 4 months later
      That was six months ago and I’m relocating to one of my companies other offices. Felt like I needed to do something for myself.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking b***h probably thinks she's better than you now that she's on her way to becoming a third rate woman doctor. Hope all the medical Chads frick and chuck her

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          she might be though, thats how that works.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          she might be though, thats how that works.

          She’ll definitely make more than me. I supported her throughout the entire application process and studying for the MCAT. Then made sacrifices to be with her including moving across the country and driving long distances to see her multiple times a month. She definitely thinks she’s better than me and at that time she probably was. Idk if I can really blame her or not. It sucks how it worked out, but I’m not interested in being with someone that thinks they’re above me. All you can do is focus on improving yourself and look for people that aren’t shallow.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is why you should always put women down, never build them up because the second they think they're better than you they're gone regardless of how essential you were to their success

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >took her virginity
        what the frick does that have to do with anything? you're one of the guys who uses taking virginity as a source of pride right

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meaning she wasn’t a prostitute. She made a point to wait to until she found a guy she was dating and interested in long term.

          Yes I broke her hymen

          This is why you should always put women down, never build them up because the second they think they're better than you they're gone regardless of how essential you were to their success

          I guess there’s some truth to that, but I’m not interested in marrying a total moron like a teacher. I want somebody that commands respect.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its been a week and a half since i told her to frick off. its friday, she's going to be drunk and horny. she's going to call. 🙁

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because we're queer

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same chick?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Olivia Dunn

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. Olivia Dunne

        Good lord bros. That is one bad b***h.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Olivia Dunne

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/c0lh0tb.jpg

      It's Friday night, why are you here, /fit?

      The hottest american woman with an army of simps and followers is 3/10 in any european country (excluding britain and ireland) with layers of makup wrinkles and dead bleached to shit blonde hair. the usa has its benefits over europe but the only reason i wouldnt move there is that the woman are so fricking ugly

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        while this comment is full of subhuman euro cope and seethe, its essentially accurate.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The main reason I would not want to move to the US is the crime and that their leadership is fricking insane even by Euro standards.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you've never been to america. ive been to florida and new york twice. the amount of 4/10's and lower was staggering. however hot girls are really hot and there are lots of latina mommies and (genuinely hot) black queens. given that im IST and a 6ft2 eurochad i pulled in a crazy amount of attention. the average male is a fricking 4 in america so you stand out.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the average male is a fricking 4 in america
          Anon, I don't think you know how averages work

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, I don't think you know what a median or a skewed bell curve is..

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did you come here?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hot latinas
            >hot blacks

            No thanks The darkest i'll go is mediterranean. Interracial shit grosses me out. and yes ive never been to the usa. and the only reason to go imo is how cheap and vast consumer goods are compared to my homeland. not to go on a frick tour.

            i was there for vacation. ny speaks for itself and in florida i visited national parks, kennedy space center and various theme parks. later this year gonna travel with a camper throughout the east. going for the women or consumer goods is moronic, murica is a beautiful country if you like nature

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hot latinas
          >hot blacks

          No thanks The darkest i'll go is mediterranean. Interracial shit grosses me out. and yes ive never been to the usa. and the only reason to go imo is how cheap and vast consumer goods are compared to my homeland. not to go on a frick tour.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao shut up europoor everyone in your countries has terrible teeth and skin and the women don’t shave their puts.
        Your lives are inconvenient and pointless, ntm all of you stink. Why don’t you go to take public transportation to your tiny grocery store, and then return to your 800sq ft flat.
        Lmao stupid europoors, when will they learn

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          We walk to the grocery store, fat burger. Americans never fail to deliver.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're free to walk into a mass shooting at anytime to save us from your insufferable personality

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a 4/10 in my county

          now lets see a 4/10 in america

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think that's what is considered to be below average in any country, unless you're judging by eye color

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              american coping literally theres girls like this everywhere in any nothern euro country (except britain)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                why do you keep saying (except britain) when she looks like the typical ugly english girl?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                shes a 7/10 in bongland thats why anglos are ugly

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        uk here
        shes still a 5/10 here (average) and i wouldnt look in her direction

        you've never been to america. ive been to florida and new york twice. the amount of 4/10's and lower was staggering. however hot girls are really hot and there are lots of latina mommies and (genuinely hot) black queens. given that im IST and a 6ft2 eurochad i pulled in a crazy amount of attention. the average male is a fricking 4 in america so you stand out.

        the hot girls there really arent that hot
        i see hotter girls in london

        https://i.imgur.com/OzRf9L4.jpg

        Lmao shut up europoor everyone in your countries has terrible teeth and skin and the women don’t shave their puts.
        Your lives are inconvenient and pointless, ntm all of you stink. Why don’t you go to take public transportation to your tiny grocery store, and then return to your 800sq ft flat.
        Lmao stupid europoors, when will they learn

        >public transportation to grocery store
        the thing is, if we had to do that, we'd use cars
        but we can just walk there lmfao its 2 minutes on foot you dumbass
        you're segregated from every convenient thing in your life that you have to use a motor engine with wheels to get anywhere and you think it's a mog

        also
        >puts
        you're a israelite speaking yiddish have a nice day

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unless you're near the Mediterranean European women aren't any different

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut up homosexual

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nta but she's ugly

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The seethe

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the hottest american women are european brainlet

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a Hispanic with black eyebrows and brown eyes with bleached blonde hair is somehow a euro

          le mutt cope, also her shit is all fricked up from the chemicals in your water

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wildly accurate; women in NH are depressingly undesirable, even by American standards

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >could launch an onlyfans during her prime, make millions in a year or two and live however she wanted for the rest of her life
      >will end up doing it only when her fame is dying in an attempt to rekindle the attention she has now
      many such cases

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She’s only 20 and already rich from modeling and endorsement deals.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She’s only 20 and already rich from modeling and endorsement deals.

        not to mention she's a D1 gymnast, I think she'll be ok

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/c0lh0tb.jpg

      It's Friday night, why are you here, /fit?

      She only fricks 5'2 indian janitors

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Made for Big Yellow Rice wiener

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That little fold of skin where the slim thigh meets the tight crotch exacerbates my boner.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Patrician taste

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/c0lh0tb.jpg

      It's Friday night, why are you here, /fit?

      What’s it like having a gymnast gf?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn she seems so flexible, she could do some things on top of you that would break your wiener

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it legal to dress like that in public?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        At the beach, yeah

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those fried split ends
      girl needs a trim and a good hair mask

      [...]
      The hottest american woman with an army of simps and followers is 3/10 in any european country (excluding britain and ireland) with layers of makup wrinkles and dead bleached to shit blonde hair. the usa has its benefits over europe but the only reason i wouldnt move there is that the woman are so fricking ugly

      based

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got a hair transplant and am stuck at home while it heals, worth it for the hair gains though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many days ago? I just went out for the first time to a club, had my hair transplant 40 days ago.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in the wage cage

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >found out that my mom has been texting my ex fiancée behind my back
    >go out with friends to shake off the feeling
    >see ex fiancées femal cousin
    >”oh hey anon”
    > tells me how my ex fiancée went to fricking Disneyland with my sister and her kids
    >I had no knowledge of this
    >my family is doing shit behind my back that they know I absolutely hate
    >my prostitute ex fiancée gets to spend as much time with my family as she wants after ruining my life
    >family: dude just suck it up time has passed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      literal horror story

      https://i.imgur.com/c0lh0tb.jpg

      It's Friday night, why are you here, /fit?

      eh

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, I don’t know what to do at this point

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          have you tried communicating your feelings to your mum and your sister?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have. My sister says “hmmm I understand/: but that’s your nieces godmother so she has to be in her life/:” my mom just says it’s basically not a big deal and that I should be over it now (1 year)

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              So why did you break up. was she cheating

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Caught her inappropriately texting a coworker, caused tension in the relationship and then she broke up with me because I “was being an butthole” and she “deserves so much better” aka wanted to go out clubbing with her sister for 4 months in a row and making a reputation for being a prostitute in our small town

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know its your family but I want you to know anon, your sister and mom are the same level of vapid c**t as your ex fiancé, it just doesnt register because you know them as family. Sorry for that shit show, if they weren't themselves prostitutes and respected the men in their lives they would understand the weight of their actions.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >deserves so much more
                >doesnt leave small town because no actual drive or ambition, resorts to fricking random dudes
                many such cases unfortunately

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have. My sister says “hmmm I understand/: but that’s your nieces godmother so she has to be in her life/:” my mom just says it’s basically not a big deal and that I should be over it now (1 year)

                Sounds like it sucks, but it could be far, far worse: you could've missed the texts and ended up marrying her. at the end of the day, at least that didn't happen

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Was v premature of your sister to make your fiancé at the time her daughters godmother but that's in the past and can only influence the future.
              Does make things trickier though. J based on these posts you have a choice to make anon. You cut your family out of your life because you can't handle the thought of being around your ex / her being around your family anymore. Or you look inside yourself about what it is about your ex that hurts so much and if you'd rather overcome this pain. Or lose your family. That seems to me to be your two options; the third option, eternal pain, doesn't seem like a real option imo
              As far as your niece is concerned you can understand how things would be for your niece if she suddenly lost her godmother.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >As far as your niece is concerned you can understand how things would be for your niece if she suddenly lost her godmother.
                Not really, especially given it's his ex's fault for being a slag

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're thinking about it from the rationale of a developed human being; if you think of it from the perspective of a child, then you can understand how it would be difficult for a minor to grasp why their godmother has left them.
                The kid doesn't understand that their GM is a slag, and wouldn't understand it until irreversible damage has been done to the relationship between niece and anon

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >that’s your nieces godmother so she has to be in her life
              Are godparents really that important? What relationship are they even expected to have with the child? Genuinely curious.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                OP here. In my experience godparents are usually aunts/uncles and the expectation is that they will be extra close to the child. The aunts/uncles that baptized me spent more time with me, took me to church, bought me extra nice bday presents and so on. Having said that, I also have godparents that I’m not close to at all

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop talking to your family. you have a right to be upset about this, if they want you to suck it up just cut them out. put yourself first just like they are.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >friday night
    >some b***h from work hits me up asking if i wanna go out at like 10pm
    >tell her no i still have a piece of beef braising for 2 more hours

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      chad move.
      i asked a b***h from work to hit me up, still waiting... never again anon.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    im ugly with poor social skills

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am always going on Friday evening to the gym. It's quiet and what's the alternative? Drinking or watching TV / doing shit on the PC?

    For meeting friends or party, saturday and sunday is enough

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're thinking about it from the rationale of a developed human being; if you think of it from the perspective of a child, then you can understand how it would be difficult for a minor to grasp why their godmother has left them.
    The kid doesn't understand that their GM is a slag, and wouldn't understand it until irreversible damage has been done to the relationship between niece and anon

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a duty shift and I have no social life besides.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing on this world as bad as the IT CS programming computer dudes. You're the homosexuals who allowed for your own hell to manifest through your "comfy office job" womanish bullcrap. You'd sell your own mother for le epic office chair and paid shitty meals brought to you by your firm.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I work from home and live a happy fulfilling life. You're the one who sounds like they're in their own personal hell.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 33. My my friends have long settled down and moved to the city, so my social life begins and ends with my mom.

    And yet it doesn't feel that way.
    I'm on an imaginary road trip with four fictional girls in a NovelAI text adventure.

    Even though I know my fantasies to be fantasies, the memories of these text adventures become indistinguishable in my mind from memories of real life experiences I have actually lived. Our river boat cruise on terraformed Mars in 2019 appears in my memory like a city half remembered from a visit years before. Hazy and dreamlike. I'm convinced that if I had functional MRI and was asked to recall a memory of spending Mother's Day with my family last weekend and hanging out with my anime waifus in Vice City last night, you'd see the same areas of the brain associated with visual and emotional processing light up.

    TL;DR: I'm schizomaxxed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hope you get Isekaied to a better world my friend.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is just sad, I'm sorry anon. Hope you find true companionship soon.
      Remember, making the change is the hardest part

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kissed my first girl at 26, had some oral sex at 28, and then real sex at 32. I probably could have had the sex at 26 but seconds before we were about to start taking our clothes off I told her I love her. She immediately kicked me out and then broke up with me over text the next day. Then I could have fricked at 28, but I wanted to be a supreme gentleman and not move too fast (it was third date) so she wouldn't feel like a bawd and regret it maybe. We broke up a week before we planned to have sex. Then the third time the girl got tired of my shit and just pulled me into her bedroom and basically raped me.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based girl making a man out of timid anon

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously, if she didn't grab me by the balls it might have never happened

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kissed my first girl when I was 7. She was 8 at the time. After that I didn't kiss a girl until I was 30 years old. Kissing is overrated anon. You want to not be a sperg here. Also don't care about getting dates. Women are likely only going to disappoint you.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How was your first kiss at 30? Could they tell you lacked experience?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >35

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have been seeing you post since you were 26/27.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for keeping up

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's actually Friday morning, 10:26 AM.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much rizz do I need to approach a girl like that?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you aren’t a young tall lean fit rich Chad athlete then no amount of “rizz” will help you that girl is a regional celebrity borderline online celebrity and to put it short and crude a top notch bad b***h in general

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need about 3 rizz.

        Her boyfriend is a very average guy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need about 3 rizz.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no friends in this city and don't have the self confidence to go out somewhere by myself.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its saturday now
    worked out last night. cleaned the house a bit, random lonely reflections.
    Heading over to my GFs place today. Both of us are career nuts (in our 30s, both of us make 6 figures) and its very tough. We both are independent but lived together for a while, but our career made us live several hours away from each other. Its a weird place to be. Neither of us are willing to give up our careers, and both of us are independent enough that we can spend a lot of time apart (I'm extremely turned off by clingy girls), but every now and then the loneliness hits.
    Such is life. I hit a PR last night which was nice.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've given up on society, up on my family, up on your social disease

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I am past the age of 30 and I'm a pathetic, worthless, autistic, incomprehensibly miserable loser who does nothing with his life and has nothing to offer a single person or living thing on this planet and my only accomplishment is making it through another day without committing suicide, let alone actually doing any sort of socializing with people.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had to work last night on a code migration with a lot of involved customers. I make 6figs as a cloud ops monkey but some of the work is just terrible and uninteresting with no developer opportunities. I asked a girl out when I was finishing a college project with her and she turned me down. I reccomended her for a job somewhere in my company and my manager immediately put her with me (1 year ago)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no one:
      >programmer/software guy: BTW I MAKE SIX FIGS

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's very easy just do not be european

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU HAVE TO GO OUT ON A FRIDAY NIGHT WITH ALL THE BORING LOSERS TO DRINK IN A PUB
    >YOU JUST HAVE TO OR IT MEANS YOU HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE

    sorry bro im smoking weed with my homies in my house watching funny shows while i browse IST on my phone every now and then
    mad?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      DUDE

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry IST is full of newbies nobody is going to continue LOL get fricked moron

        >DUDE WEED LMAO
        yeah yeah

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”blonde hair” and black eyebrows

    Cringe.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >told her that i want to date her and ask her for her number
    >she says yes with a smile and gives me her number
    >fastforward a couple of days i go to see her in my way to collegue to confirm the date
    >she doesnt confirm. She says "we will see"
    >that night i send her a message saying that she needs to confirm me
    >she doesnt respond
    > i went to see her today
    > "i didnt see your message"
    > of course dont believe her. Tell her lets go eat ice cream tomorrow
    > i dont have time
    > frick it, i directily told her that she needs to tell me if im losing my time so i move on.
    > she smiles but doesnt say anything for a few moments.
    > "i really dont have time"
    > i think about it and ended up telling her that i will be back.
    > she smiles when she hears that

    The frick is happening bros?

    my red pilled self is saying that she probably has other guys lining up (she is a solid 8), Might be fricking one of them, but im good enough to keep baited so she doesnt want to give me a direct answer, isnt it?

    another option a little bit more optimistic, she likes me but no enough to give me a straight "frick yes" so she is playing hard to get because every woman wants to be chased by an atractive enough guy.

    wich one is it bros?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she has other dicks lined up. If she likes you she'd make time
      unironically redpill threads keep you on the level when you're dating

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lost cause. You already placed yourself under her so it will never work. Move on

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you weren't in the situation and reading it from an outside perspective the answer would be crystal clear. Girls who are into you are fricking you on the first date, not finding excuses to blow you off

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This man is delusional.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you are going on a date with me. do not resist

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOO, YOU NEED A HECKING CONSENT BEFORE HECKING ASKING A GIRL OUT

        This man is delusional.

        ... why?

        Lost cause. You already placed yourself under her so it will never work. Move on

        If you weren't in the situation and reading it from an outside perspective the answer would be crystal clear. Girls who are into you are fricking you on the first date, not finding excuses to blow you off

        she has other dicks lined up. If she likes you she'd make time
        unironically redpill threads keep you on the level when you're dating

        Yeap gonna ignore her... for now. Im muscular but still fat. This is the last motivation i needed before hard swallow the lean pill.
        Gonna lose those 40 pounds and see her again when i achieve chadkingdom while fricking one or two hot chicks on the side. Then only If she behaves like a good girl im gonna give her another chance.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          people like you are why the angel shot nonsense exists lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he wants to ask a girl out for the 10th time in the hopes that maybe THIS IS THE GOLDEN CHANCE
      Christ, lad, just move one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Find a better one, bro.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn I hate women

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Saturday night.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hottest thing about her is that she doesn't look American.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is my 5 minute lull between pounding my wife and working on a woodworking project in my garage.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not friday anymore

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never had sex.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Built for BBC

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Saturday night, and this is the only night this week when I don't have anything scheduled.

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my gf is browsing instagram like the fat blob she is
    just waiting till she gets bored to bang then sleep

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >girl like this riding you reverse cowgirl
    >she farts on your lower abs
    What do?

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuz I'm on the toilet while watching dragon ball while my gf sleeps. No complaints really.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sunday morning - spent the weekend so far hanging out with my wife and kids, doing yard work, and working on my project car.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love when euros who have never stepped foot in the United States try to tell us about our own country.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been doing stuff during the day and chilling at home at night.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's sunday night

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm kinda shocked this wasn't deleted

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot wait for this thread to fall off and die this girl is so attractive it actually physically hurts me and my heart

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is my life

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm working out so I can finally have a nice body and have sex on my friday nights instead of spending my time browsing this fricking place

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek based but you will never leave this place its a curse. How is your progress now?

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I am going to get torn apart at work tomorrow, wish me luck

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >missed a deadline
        >told manager in charge of project I needed 2 more weeks
        >missed that deadline
        >told manager in charge I needed 1 more week
        >got sidetracked into a work emergency
        >missed that deadline
        >my own manager said I made the right call
        >"but FYI the other manager is pissed"
        >checked work email today
        >head of other manager's department has added me to a daily status update meeting starting Monday

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Faf

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m tired of working my life away just to stay alive.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, it's because you look like we probably wouldn't get along, and I wanted to save the both of us the disappointment, sorry

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Monday morning. This gay hangout is dead.

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its not friday. its monday idiot

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