It's friday night. Why are you on?

It's friday night.
Why are you on IST ?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have any friends.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like trolling

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I don't care about socialization anymore. Everything outside my room is stupid anyway.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm married and watching anime with my wife.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post wife

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post fleshlight

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't have any pictures of your wife

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            OH SHIT

            Post fleshlight

            GET WREKT, gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in bed back to back with my wife after telling her she acted like a stupid bitch this evening.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I read Goodnight Moon to my daughter sitting on my lap and I am waiting for her to fall into a deeper sleep before moving her to the crib.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based responsible father. I remember that book, it was pretty good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. I have kids. You should be home, fuckers.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because I'm working until 10am

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was out late volunteering with underprivileged children.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean you were hanging out with underage morons.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in the wage cage

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished a school work from college.
    I hate this shit.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Came back from a holiday, exhausted. Might do some squats.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just got back from downtown in the park watching Back to the Future with my girlfriend and my son. It was a great time.
    Now I'm playing Mere Christianity while my son falls asleep so I can take a shower, then maybe play a match or two of Rocket League with my DeLorean.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god bless america man

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God bless America, indeed, fren

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm depressed and poor.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's saturday morning brah

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nees to finish my dissertation, waiting for the girl I was studying with and into to finish showering so we can fuck

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's Saturday morning, idiot.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >signed up to new gym, find out it has bisexual lighting and djs on friday nights
    >saw the gym twink lurking grindr tonight
    Please god not like this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >going on grindr
      Sounds like you're in the right place??

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I meant I saw him browsing grindr in the middle of the gym.
        I don't want to fall like this

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Report him to staff you can't be looking at cocks at the gym

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No pics...
    Day 1: I have tried every browser at my disposal and it blows my mind because the pics just refuse to load.

    Day 2: I have concluded that I must have received some sort of virus through my email. I have canceled all email accounts and reinstalled Windows 7 Ultimate x64. Pics still not loading.

    Day 3: I'm running out of options here. There must be some glitch in the Windows 7 Ultimate x64 Operating System. Thanks Bill Gates. Switching to MAC OS X maybe this will prove effective.

    Day 4: MAC OS X installation complete. I'm drawing a blank here. Pics still won't load. After ruling out software errors, I am convinced that there must be some lingering mechanical failure in my system. I have placed an order to newegg for rush delivery of a new Western Digital Caviar Black HDD. Will give this another shot tomorrow.

    Day 5: Harddrive has arrived and has been installed. To no avail, the pictures will not load. I have not shaved or showered in a week. My clothes stink. I have lost my job...all because these confounded pictures will not load. I'm done with the whole electronics thing. I will be moving into an Amish community and this will be my last update on this issue. Good luck and good riddance.

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