>It's literally liquid bread. >makes you pee every 3 seconds

>It's literally liquid bread
>makes you pee every 3 seconds
Why do normies love beer so much?

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because it gives them courage to interact with women which they could never do sober.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You guys ever just forget that courage talking to the one woman you actually like?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      8 months without driking here, going out with friends to bars/clubs not drinking shows you how fricking hard it is to "lmao just talk with her"

      I'm convinced that at the very least 60% of all relationship of man/woman would not happen if alcohol did not exist

      Talking to woman is easy, flirting and hiting on one is fricking hard while sober, and I'm not talking crazy drunk, just one small shot of vodka is enough to melt away the fear, it's crazy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm convinced that at the very least 60% of all relationship of man/woman would not happen if alcohol did not exist
        You're right and it's a huge reason why zoomers are having less sex.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No amount of alcohol has ever made the slightest dent in my social anxiety. It just makes me anxious about being drunk, even if I'm not really drunk yet.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why would you be anxious about being drunk?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just one small shot of vodka is enough to melt away the fear, it's crazy
        imagine needing literal poison to be able to communicate with women

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Makes sense. Gotta poison the body before you poison the mind

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some women.

    • 3 weeks ago
      I ignore women

      This but unironically. That’s why avoid alcohol as much as possible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much, perfect if you are a total autist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tastes good.

      It's these reasons of course you silly idiot, also it's not literally liquid bread, it's as much bread as wheat biodiesel is.

      Beer makes you age like shit
      If you don't drink you'll look 20 when you're 30

      Unfortunately for most people this is true, it couldn't be me of course

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and?? what the fricking deal?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tastes good.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could go for one right now. I wish after that one I wouldn't want the second one ten times more than I wanted the first.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It gives them an excuse to revel in their moronation

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Liking beer I can understand, but why do normies fetishise getting absolutely fricking shitfaced? What's wrong with stopping when you got a nice buzz going?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because most Americans grow up thinking alcohol is a great taboo and they get a dopamine rush at young ages drinking because they're getting a thrill of being rebellious and not actually enjoying being drunk.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I assume when people get their first taste of freedom as young adults, particularly in college, they just kind of max it out because they can. and that feeds into itself as being "the college experience" or whatever. some people become alcoholics from this, and some just dont grow out of that mindset

      and there are probably many other reasons that cover a broader population

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, virgin?
    >I'm actually a home owner with 2 kids that makes 100k a year and yada yada yada
    Sure you are.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's a generational difference, I'd wager OP is nearing 30 and you're 21
      And yea 30 year olds who still obsess over beer are pretty pathetic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        enjoying != obsession

        • 3 weeks ago
          I ignore women

          he didn’t say enjoy, he said obsess

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bread = Bad!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, frick. frick, frick, and frick.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's tasty

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beer is good in terms of it's alcohol to liquid ratio. Hard to get very dehydrated (which means worse hangover) when drinking beer. I prefer red wine though. Last thursday I drank a bottle of chianti that was on offer at the supermarket, was very nice.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love beer!! Next one's on me, boys!

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    32415

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're insane.

      43521

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're insane.

      43521

      34512 is the only correct answer

    • 3 weeks ago
      I ignore women

      43152

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      31254

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pees every 3 seconds
    OP are you a diabetic?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the way it tastes.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best beer coming through

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beer makes you age like shit
    If you don't drink you'll look 20 when you're 30

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at age 29 I was talking to a 23 year old girl that thought i was younger than she was. just yesterday at 31, a coworker thought I got my job because my dad died(as in I looked too young to get to my level through normal means(union job/benefits thing)). I drink almost exclusively beer and have been doing so regularly since 18.

      but I;ve also been IST since 17, cook 90% of my own meals from fresh food, and moisturize daily

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heavy Retinol and sunscreen usage can allow you to drink heavily while maintaining a normally aged face. The rest of you organs etc will age hella fast still tho lol

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please consult the following short video, it will answer all your questions on this topic.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cuz you buy one and drinknit for a while

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beers with the boys is high test. Hell sometimes my buddies and I would drink and bench in my friends garage gym. We would all crush prs then go out and feel unstoppable. Too bad that most people here don't have a good friend group of dudes. Frick the science b***hes who say alcohol is the worst thing ever.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 30 more minutes before beer
    Frick you op bread is delicious

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Giddy

    21435

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It makes me too damn honest.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beer gives me power of black materia

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It takes away the pain, if only for a little while

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *