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Its over. The girl at the massage shop used basedbean oil.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick do i do? I'm I turning gay? Already took a frickign shower but i can still feel the smell of that shit. She put tons of oil aswell. ITS OVER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are very mentally ill anon. I pray for your soul

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But I do feel weird. If i didn't have that feeling i wouldn't be making this thread. Also i feel really sore (maybe that's normal idk)

        Thanks for praying for me though.

        Ask her to use bee pollen next time

        what is that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Flower pollen that's collected by worker bees, mixed with nectar and bee saliva, and then packed into honeycomb cells in the hive.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its a small business there bro, the alternative was almond oil but i was allergic to that,will look it up later. will sauna fix me?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >will sauna fix me?
              Yes, make sure a 55-year old Finnish man beats you with some branches for the full effect.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Also i feel really sore
          That's because the "girl" fricked your ass for 30 minutes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but the half life of it within your system is only a year or so. Give it two years and it will be like it never happened. The skin damage should heal within 4 months with a proper diet in the meantime.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask her to use bee pollen next time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I do feel weird. If i didn't have that feeling i wouldn't be making this thread. Also i feel really sore (maybe that's normal idk)

      Thanks for praying for me though.

      [...]
      what is that

      Flower pollen that's collected by worker bees, mixed with nectar and bee saliva, and then packed into honeycomb cells in the hive.

      Bee pollen is mad phytoestrogenic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        YOU'RE JOKING??? I just ate a tub of it to boost my test

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dis homie bee pollen our legs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only accept the spit of cute women.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So when are you transitioning? Have you picked out your new name?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ICE YOUR BALLS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been wanting to get a massage for a while now but I always think it's just a little bit too expensive or indulgent

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s what I’m afraid of, but wouldn’t it be weird if I came in with a jar of coconut oil?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you care if it look weird?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Basedbean? Boy, are you trying to say ꜱoybeans?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        basedbeans

        ꜱoybeans

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ꜱoybeans?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the s is a different character than the regular s
        sssss
        ꜱꜱꜱꜱꜱ

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          looks pretty heckin similar to me

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did it get in your dickhole?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its over

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is basedbeans?
    redbeans?
    ꜱoybeans?
    whitebeaners?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      basedbeans

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when I was in Tokyo I walked around Ueno at 3am and got a hug from a random girl I thought was drunk.
    She and her friend grabbed my arms and then explained a massage was 3k yen.
    Like a dumbass I had all my cash on me at the time and was scared of being robbed so I explained I was just walking about.
    Did I frick up? I went back to try and find them and ask if they'd parade me about bound and gagged under a mask and my jacket but the streets were full of yakuza so I bailed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pussy, yakuza won't do shit to you.
      But you should have spent the 3k yen on some delicious egg sandwiches from Lawson

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn I could have gotten taped up

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prepare to get really fricking sunburned this summer. You should apply vitamin E on the oiled up areas.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to get a massage yesterday and then a stacked Korean hooker came in and sucked my PP :/

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Basedbeans?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ꜱoybeans
      OP is just trying to be cheeky

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The girl at the massage shop
    Anyone got tips on how to get a hj at massage place? The last time I went the girl said I had to jerk myself off and gave me some oil and looked at me with disgust as I got off. Worst $80 I've ever spent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You went to a bad place, some of them will frick you for the right tip. Try another.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She stayed and watched?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Deep down she knew that getting to watch was the only tip she was going to get.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't own your own massage girl?
    LMAO poorgay.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY FRICKING GOD YOU moronS NEVER FRICKING GIVE THIS SHIT UP
    ꜱoybeans isoflavones aren't fricking estrogenic, they occupy estrogen receptors without activating, blocking estrogen from using them. They're fricking SERMS, like you do on PCT to keep your T levels normal, AND YOU NEED TO EAT 10 FRICKING KILOS OF THEM A DAY BEFORE YOU GET ANY KIND OF EFFECT
    YOU'D NEED FRICKING 2 KILOS OF OIL TO NOTICE ANYTHING

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is bee pollen estrogenic?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post body

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brother, we are not talking about ꜱoybeans, we are talking about basedbeans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're wrong, but you're correct that the basedbean panic is misdirected. Onions sauce is completely fine because it's fermented, it's the basedbean oil and onions lecithin that makes up like 50% of the American diet that's a problem. Onions milk and tofu are also fine in moderation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Get mogged

        ꜱoybeans
        ꜱoy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tell me how you beat the world filter right now

          • 2 weeks ago
            Get mogged

            ꜱoy
            ꜱoybeans
            ꜱoyjack
            ꜱoylent
            ꜱoyboy
            ꜱoyface
            ꜱoycuck

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's using different unicode characters. Notice the font/size

            • 2 weeks ago
              Get mogged

              Damnest thou to the deepest depths of ꜱoybean hell.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I LOVE CIRI

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn I need to quit porn

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a pathetic pastime.

            Idle hands spend time at the genitals.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Perhaps yours do, gayboy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Onions sauce
        >Onions milk
        Mmm i love onions sauce and can't beat some fresh onions milk

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >have 1h free time from work
    >schedule deep tissue massage
    >visit masseuse very stressfully
    >she expects to do an evaluation and whole routine
    >say I just want a massage
    >"take off your shirt"
    >do it
    >lay there autistically as she fricks my back all quiet for 45 minutes
    >45 minutes later
    >"something like that?"
    >"oof yeah, that felt great"
    >"that'll be $95"
    >pay and leave
    >go back to work wonder wtf i just did

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this thread and all posts in it are made by older asian women trying to lure us into their clutches.. stay strong anons

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's how they get new massage girls

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Onions
    Basedbeans
    Onions
    Onions retrasado

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ꜱoybeans

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