It’s Sunday, bros. That means we get to reward ourselves after a long week of eating right.
What’ll it be?
https://www.centspizza.com/uploads/b/0295e250-0293-11eb-b1be-2fa3e5d86f61/5a4be750-0881-11ec-a5d8-7f10db4c4bbd.pdf
For me, it’s the pepperoni and a kale Caesar with a coke
>add chili flake
>add honey
>add anchovies
>side ranch
I was gonna make some split pea soup later bros
Frick yeah anon. I'm making arabic lentil soup tomorrow
>split pea soup
Wild man. Absolutely wild. Cheat meal extreme.
Im gonna put some bacon in it too.
Sounds good anon. I like lentil soup also. Theres this french meal with lentils and sausages. Thats pretty good.
Sounds good anon
Already enjoyed myself last night. Ate a pizza, sank 3 bottles of whisky. Ended up in bed with a small black prostitute of an extremely questionable young age.
Well, Monday soon, back to the grind.
Where you at in Seattle? I used to live in cap hill across from cal Anderson then in upper Queen Anne above the trader joes
Cool, cool man. I live in Renton.
One of my coke dealers lived out in Renton. He was legitimately a little crazy but he always brought hot whites girls around my place to party
No tinned fishies? What are you, gay?
Sounds like my mate "Roofie" :o)
I can’t remember homies name. Dark skinned black dude with a shaved head, drove a jeep.. I know it wasn’t roofie though lol this was in 2015
That’s the spirit m8
>Dark skinned black dude
Oh. That is surprising :0)
I’m talking like Wesley snipes black
Order the fricking tinned fishes.
Let’s try this bad boys.
Quit alcohol
And quit fricking prostitutes but I bet if he cuts out the alcohol the prostitute issue will resolve itself
>6 days of eating @ 500kcal deficit
> =-3,000 calories
>cheat and eat 1,000 over maintenance
>be moronic
You don’t have to eat an entire pizza, anon. Just have a couple slices with the boys
It is pretty fricking stupid anon
As of Monday I'm going to try to do 4 weeks no cheat meals otherwise it feels like I'm wasting my time trying to cut
I’m taking that Cheese thing , with Hungarian Pepper , and all the dips.
And extra cheese, frick this menu , I would just talk it out.
>no coke , I quit
>sparkling water
for me every day is cheat day as long as my macros are in check, i can eat a fricking pizza whenever the frick i want but i do it at cost of later foods that will be poor in calories as frick
just make your own. this is less than 1000 calories
I’ve made a lot of pizza and dough in my life. It’s a fun project for a date or whatever but not worth the hassle (proofing dough mainly).. it does kill me a bit paying $20 for a pie, though
it takes a bit of work, but you can make a big batch and refrigerate/freeze it. I typically make batches of ~2kg of dough. split it up into 8 250g balls and throw it in the refrigerator for a day for a good cold rise, then put it in the freezer. take a ball out in the morning and by dinner time it'll be ready to go.
That’s a good call. Do you just use a large mixing bowl? My stand mixer isn’t that big
I have the larger kitchenaid, but I feel like you can still make that much in the smaller one. I do most of the kneading by hand, so the mixer is just to incorporate everything thoroughly
Getting a heart attack just looking at this
It's worth it
I don't usually go for thinner crusts, but that crust looks pretty good. Far too many ronis and looks like shitty quality cheese though.
What do you think is wrong with the cheese?
it might just be all the grease from the ronis, but it looks to me like the kind of crap you get on frozen pizzas. all mush, no bite. I could be wrong though, pizza rarely photographs well.
still way too many ronis, I'm amazed it's not a greasy soup.
enjoy your seed oil goyslop!
no better way to ruin all the progress you've been making this week than some "mmm industrial onions oil infused slop, thank you Moishe!!"
absolutely pathetic. NGMI.
>mom and pop local pizzeria
>goyslop
Do you know what’s in pizza dough? It’s like five things. Cheese? Cured meats? Crushed tomatoes? Where is the slop, moshe. The israelite fears the local pizzeria.
demotivation thread
do not eat the ~~*slob*~~
make them fearful
do not give an inch
>supporting local food merchant
>enjoying food with friends
This is somehow a israeli plot? Take a break from the internet man
>being this subvertet
>forgetting to take his meds again
Post body
>glowing this hard
Level with me here.. in all honesty, what is more likely:
>a.) I am a federal agent encouraging anons to eat pizza with their friends
Or
>b.) I’m a regular anon who likes eating pizza with my friends
????
>doing a pizzagate bate
Do you prefer cheese or pepperoni, anon?
of course cecil, the obese pedo troony, would be posting in the cheat meal thread. disgusting specimen