It's there any way to know if you have parasites?

It's there any way to know if you have parasites?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    check your sanity meter. if you're missing 2 or more sanity points it usually means parasites.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does it mean if I’m seeing the shadow people

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awesome game

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't sleep with men and take a dewormer. If no worms in your stool you're all good.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dewormer
      never work

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why even post

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worms are not the only parasites

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Got that right

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous
  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    A functional medicine doctor can give you a stool test to check for parasites and gut infections.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wikipedia early life section

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you had any gay thoughts then it's over.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Parasite Pill: https://files.catbox.moe/q4agf7.pdf

    The Essence Gospel of Peace literally tells of Jesus pulling a demon out of a man's mouth by having the man fast for 3 days and then lying next to boiling milk. When the parasite comes out in search of food Jesus captures it between two flat stones and pulls it out of his body.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Falsehood.
      Found nowhere in the Bible.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The essence gospel of peace

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro this shit was written by a Hungarian in the 1920s

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why can't things be added to the Bible? Not agreeing with the other anon, but what makes the writings from 1000 years ago more pertinent than what we could include today?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              it has to have some level of authenticity to it and it has to be consistent with what the tradition teaches. even though authorship for some of the books of the NT may not have the true author it is consistent with church teaching and it can be dated to a certain time. there's a lot of apocryphal literature that either isn't in line with the chuch's teaching or they can't verify some amount of authenticity. it's a fascinating history tbh.

              ps the "desert fathers" were the first monastics and they wrote and pretty much hashed out 95% of christian theology in the first few centuries. everything after that was commentary on what the desert fathers wrote or straight up heretical. except for that last 5% which even today is still debated.

            • 12 months ago
              sage

              If it’s not in the original Enochian language, it shan’t go into the book.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/OFlces7.jpg

            it has to have some level of authenticity to it and it has to be consistent with what the tradition teaches. even though authorship for some of the books of the NT may not have the true author it is consistent with church teaching and it can be dated to a certain time. there's a lot of apocryphal literature that either isn't in line with the chuch's teaching or they can't verify some amount of authenticity. it's a fascinating history tbh.

            ps the "desert fathers" were the first monastics and they wrote and pretty much hashed out 95% of christian theology in the first few centuries. everything after that was commentary on what the desert fathers wrote or straight up heretical. except for that last 5% which even today is still debated.

            Why can't things be added to the Bible? Not agreeing with the other anon, but what makes the writings from 1000 years ago more pertinent than what we could include today?

            Falsehood.
            Found nowhere in the Bible.

            That has to be the single most schizophrenic document ever produced.
            How did American christcucks ever end up this way?

            The essence gospel of peace was a translation of religious texts that were found in the 1920s from hebrew into english. it wasn't just "written by some guy 1000s years later"
            and of course the church would cover it up because it would disrupt so many things. or is it easier to believe that some guy would just make things up. whatever.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      That has to be the single most schizophrenic document ever produced.
      How did American christcucks ever end up this way?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks anon blessings

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine believing in the supernatural

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine having any illusion of human purpose and not just killing yourself while contemplating the void

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        israeli magic is real, how do you think these average bums just end up in control of shit or making lots of money
        They all use magic

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hold some food by your butthole while looking in a mirror, and if a worm comes out to take a bite then you have worms.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    All domesticated mammals are required to do a parasite cleanse at least once a year. are you a domesticated mammal?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Essentially yeah, but I drink 3-5 alcohol servings per day so I think that counts as an anti-parasitical regimen.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        alcohol makes you an easier host lmao, you have it backwards moron

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Koreans have the lowest incidence of parasite infections, they are also the only country that actively deworms its population yearly.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's also a dystopia with a gender war brewing, hypercapitalism that grinds people into dust, and a birth rate lower than your IQ

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    itchy butthole
    sometimes you poop them out
    inspect it

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you pay taxes you already have parasites

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    1: digestive issues like loose stool or pain in the stomach while defecating that you can't trace back to a specific food or trigger like spicy things, stress, sleep deprivation, excessive grease, caffeine, etc.

    2: heavy under eye circles that don't go away with rest and sunlight (this can also be a sign of heavy metal buildup but sometimes it's parasites)

    3: anemia, muscle and joint pain without cause, fatigue, random nausea

    4: gay thoughts where there were none before. You can be born a homosexual, but sometimes you're born normal and then obtain homosexuality through a parasitic injection that compels its host to engage in promiscuity involving digestive tracts

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyways as I was saying, the only way to remove worms is oral vacuums with your closest straight white male friends.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you can be born homosexual
      no

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's true! Microplastic and chemical issues in the womb environment, excessive estrogen from the mother, etc.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          This things are stressful, yes. But if you keep the metabolism up and reduce your stresses then you can become healthy again.
          raypeat.com

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get some horse paste and see if you shit any worms out.

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enter a thread about worms
    >people start discussing christianism

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jews and clergy are parasites too. Can't exclude them from the discussion.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      This "parasite" hysteria is literally 100% schizo christcuck shit
      Don't know what you expected

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like something a parasite controlling a host body would say

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how do I easily cleanse myself

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is an old book written by some Greek dude about desert fairytales more reliable than a modern hungarian book?

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    use something like paraguard for a while and you will find out. doesnt hurt you if you dont have parasites either

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sudden food cravings
    >no farts, gas is being up by the parasites
    >homosexual thoughts/dreams
    >inability to go without food for more than 30 minutes
    >at the restaurant you want steak tartare
    >cats become attracted to you
    >dogs bark at you (good boys trying to protect)

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh shit I had a dream my friend was gay oh god

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the doc for this last year

    >Dry eyes for no reason
    >Eating but not gaining weight
    >Bones are speaking in the devil's tongue
    >Gluten sensitivity
    >Brain cancer
    >Shimmering film on stools
    >Inexplicable drive to look at Bluey hentai

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    > lifelong homosexual (monogamous)
    >healthy diet, exercise, normal weight
    >drink a few times a week
    >unvaxxed
    I've got nothing to worry about right?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexual (monogamous)
      why? why go on the internet and tell such ridiculous lies? who does such a thing?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing about homophilia forces one to be an AIDS-ridden bawd. I only have eyes for one man.

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    flachspüler

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