ITT: autistic shit you say to yourself before a PR

Let's make this right as rain.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing. pretty much before hitting a pr i feel like my last set was pretty easy and feel a little bit euphoric specially in the chest. put some metallica before that new weight and BAM

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just scream LIGHT WEIGHT BABY.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      YEEEEAH BUDDYYYY

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        AINT NOTHIN TO IT BUT TO DO IT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Came here for this. I don’t scream it but you bet your ass I say that shit especially if I’m tired/struggling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AINT NUTHIN BUT A PEANUT

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i shut my eyes down, lean forward and start to clap with my hand for the rythm of a eric clapton song called layla. like until the main riff part then i open my eyes and do what i gotta do. works like a charm.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I shut my eyes down
      Non-robots call it closing our eyes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Derek & The Dominos' version is better

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dedicate these gains to the pursuit of liberating all sentient beings from suffering

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ask me how I know that you're a protagonist.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wholesome

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you vegan though?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remind myself that I’m a 26 year old virgin and that my cousin who I babysat over a decade ago has had more GFs than me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuck I feel that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Haha, hey, I don't remember posting that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      brutal

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE moron WOMEN WITH LARGE BUTTOCKS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but booba and skin so dark it absorbs light

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"You will fail and I will succeed, every time, forever"

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the glory of God.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he said "autistic shit".
      That is chad stuff.
      baka

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ere we go
    Ere we go
    Ere we go
    Just chant this 3 times and i am good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you an Ork?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Ork/Orruk

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >For the glory of Rome

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HEROD OF GALILEE IS COME TO ROME, AND FOR THE DURATION OF HIS STAY ALL MOCKERY OF garden gnomeS AND THEIR ONE GOD WILL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM.
      >IN THE TEMPLE OF IRON THIS MORNING, ANON HIT 3 PLATES FOR 5. A TRUE SON OF JUPITER, AND HERO OF ROME.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >picrel

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just pretend that the cute Filipino girl doing jumping jacks at the other squat rack is looking at me

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHO'S GONNA CARRY THE MOTHERFUCKING BOATS AND THE LOGS

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time to go berserking

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fucking weight's going up, I don't care
    >It's too late to be scared
    >I'M GONNA GET YOU OUT OF THERE (me imagining I'm saving a little kid from a house fire)
    >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything that rises heart rate. Usually listening some DnB and when the bass drops I go for it while Zyzz is cheering me.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's morbin' time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christ I shit myself

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it didnt it... but its going to be it!!!

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THE SIMPPPSOONNSS
    >doo duh duh duh dooo duh duh do do doo do do do dooh do DUH
    >*bell ringing sound*
    >*steam blowing sound*
    >*saxophone solo*
    > more *do dos*
    >*imitate homers scream*

    Then I hit a new PR every time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek'd

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want thighs that rival Sam's

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kill all the fucking morons. Yeah baby! Let's kill some morons! Kill the fucking morons!
    >This is why noone likes you. have a nice day baby! Woo! Yeah baby! have a nice day!
    >Redhead pussy redhead pussy redhead pussy redhead pussy she's masturbating in front of me redhead pussy redhead pussy redhead pussy redhead pussy YEAAAH
    >Jesus died for you you little shit
    or sometimes
    >Do it for [gymbro]

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WOLLT IHR DEN TOTALEN KRIEG!?!
    >Visualize myself as stuka pilot on heavy squats
    >If I can't get it up I won't pull out of the dive and I'll crash into the ground
    >Usually say "light" in German before heavy deadlifts
    >I'm American
    >Air drumming before heavy lifts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based goebbels enjoyer

      captcha NX4RR lmao

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I say right as rain sometimes too op. It’s probably the only non cringe thing I have left my GoT fandom days before it went to shit. Release Winds Martin, you fucking hack

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right as rain is an old British saying, certainly not cringe.

      >WOLLT IHR DEN TOTALEN KRIEG!?!
      >Visualize myself as stuka pilot on heavy squats
      >If I can't get it up I won't pull out of the dive and I'll crash into the ground
      >Usually say "light" in German before heavy deadlifts
      >I'm American
      >Air drumming before heavy lifts

      Based, sometimes I pretend I'm picking up an 8.8cm Pak 43 to drag to the other side of the Reichstag when I'm doing farmer carries.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We're on

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "fuck you moron"

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "immunity dog"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      im taking this

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    light WEIGHT BEY BEYYYYY
    light WEIIIIIGHT

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEIL HITLER!
    TOTAL ARYAN VICTORY

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually pray to Lugh or ask my ancestors for strength

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"who's hungry?"

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "these are your favorute ones"

    forearm exercises. i find them tough but rewarding

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes i dedicate a set to a random person in the gym.
    >this one is for the manlet old man with the ripped sleaves curling the 20s

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Opening part of Metallica’s Master of Puppets once the song breaks I’m ready for my lift. Had my membership revoked at the local Y for screaming in German. So I’ve tried to cut down on that.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I repeat the end of the L4D2 trailer where there is a guitar riff while Nick is saying ‘I have not… come this far… to die now’

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based and L4D2 pilled. I'd watch that trailer fully every time the game would launch. Amazing fucking piece of work.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      good shit.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Htheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    HM!
    Fu fu fu AAAAAA ffffffffffffff

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I say “you’re pretty good” and do the finger gun thing in the mirror.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tell myself that I'm genetic freak and no one will ever be as big as me...before benching lmao 1pl8

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      he said "autistic shit".
      That is chad stuff.
      baka

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're gonna make it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      good shit lad

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's morbin' time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      he said "autistic shit".
      That is chad stuff.
      baka

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing before a PR but when I need to grind out one more rep and not fail out I start saying "Fuck you bitch, fuck youuuuuuuuu" to various girls who fucked around with me and envision elbowing their new twink boyfriends faces through the back of their skulls and it always gets me where I need to be.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grass grows
    Birds fly
    Sun shines
    And brotha'
    I hurt people

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based scout poster

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Shut up."

    "Shut up!"

    "SHUT UP!!!"

    "FOCUS!!!"

    "COME ON, STUPID!"

    Thank God for my home gym.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a simple guy.
    >If I fail I die.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am he, I am the one

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speed demon

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alright then, c'mon
    >Let's get fucking mean
    >Time to die
    >I've done it once, so I'll do it again (only when matching a PR)
    Any of these are what I grunt out to myself. Probably say it too loud sometimes and look like a schizo

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine big anime titties and juicy butts which I will fap to when I'll return home from the gym.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhgg yeah horse bro,
    yeah donkey bro,
    Im a donkey bro,
    Donkey bro strong,
    Horse bro strong,
    Im a horse bro.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol I was in that thread

      >UHHH DONKEY STRONG
      >IM A DONKEY bro
      >UHH DONKEY bro STRONG

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just say cs go roll out quotes over and over

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I hate you. No one likes you. No one has ever liked you. You think lifting something is going to make you happy you're an idiot and you're wasting your time. just roll up into a ball and die like the vermin you are. you're nothing. die die die die die

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh bro?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is for you. Courtesy of based department.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't know my internal monologue posted on IST.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t say anything to myself, just listen to music and shout I guess

    If I’m hyping a bro I usually say EASY MONEY or GET THAT SHIT

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't say anything, I take a few deep breaths, clear my mind and lift.

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    never again

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE LOTUS BLOOMS TWICE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      PART OF ME
      WONT AGREE

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the title quote from uniel

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If you fail this rep, you will literally have a nice day
    What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Motherfucker fuck the fucking world and my new band is called syskill
    Pretty much stuck in my head when I am not in mood to hit the gym so I can laugh and go there

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel anger now, hot and heavy. Flowing through my heart and filtering into my limbs like boiling poison. My hands curl into fists. I am strong. Born only to slay for the emperor and the imperium. I am pure, wearing the blackest of the black. I am WROTH incarnate. Living only to kill until finally killed.

    From the beginning of Helsreach, by ADB.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ZA STALINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    MOM WATCH THIS

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    test am I banned again

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THE STRENGTH COMES FROM NEED GOHAN

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before:

    > Let's dance!
    > Let's do this in one take!
    > Nobody blink!
    > Quiet on the set!
    > It all depends on your skill!
    > This is tuna with bacon!
    > This is true love we're making!
    > The battle is all in your mind!
    > Who WILL our star be tonight?
    > Camera's rolling AND!
    > SHOWTIME!
    > Action!
    > Let's rock!

    After, fail:

    > Cut!
    > Take two!
    > One more time!
    > One more once!
    > Cut, cut, cut!
    > Is this how the story ends?!
    > Quit lollygagging!
    > Try again kid!
    > You've got a lot to learn!

    After, success:

    > Now you're playing with power!
    > Now you're cooking with gas!
    > Can anybody stop this fighting machine?
    > IMPOSSIBLE TO GAUGE!
    > Don't that just beat all?
    > That's all folks!
    > And now a work from our sponsors!
    > That's a wrap!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are these Street Fighter announcer lines?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Skullgirls

        I also like to say taunts like Dante or some fighting game character would say

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >skullgirls
          based, need to get back to playing that and uniel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey tomar it's you!

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The second I feel weakness, I say - out loud - "Bullshit!" to keep me from giving up. I also tell myself, out loud, things like, "Come on, bitch,"; "Fuck you, pussy,"; or similar. It is not uncommon to hear me in the gym say a chain like
    >bullshit
    >fuck off with that
    >move it, bitch
    >eat shit
    empathically said, out loud.

    I have no clue how the fuck I have never been removed from the gym by police.

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I'm not strong."

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's make this right as rain.
    Based CS Player
    I love CSGO, I'm very sad I can't play it anymore.

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUILT FOR HWD

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you will find a gf if you can hit this PR
    >she will come back to you if you can do x reps
    >she will stop appearing in your dreams if you can pull this off with perfect form

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pic related

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lightweight baby, lightweight
    or
    >What kind of fucking pussy wouldn't be able to lift this? If I don't lift this I'm a fucking gay

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Check em

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i walk away slowly from the rack until im about 15 feet away and then yell '"its clobberin time" as loud as i can then sprint to the barbell and lift.

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I need a PR I just ask myself what my DND character would do and push harder.

    I even made a workout playlist based off of stuff he'd get fit to and sometimes blast it pretending to be him.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's your character? What you do struck a chord with me because I'm realizing now my char is very freudian lol. He's a mega strong orc monk

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Massive Swole Bugbear Barbarian. I based it off of Buff Richard Watterson from Amazing World of Gumball.

        Also original pic related, the QR code is the playlist I use.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This guy, basically

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    “In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen.”

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine that I'm an achean soldier defending the ships from the troyans and that if I fail the lift they'll murder me and burn the ships and that I'll be remembered as a weak coward by my brothers in arms and that I'm a weak worthless human being and the like. I'm actually autistic if you're wondering.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds pretty based to me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, I like imagining myself as Patroclus chasing the Trojans back to Troy after slaying Zeus's son.

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just recall people I respect
    I say something like, 1 more for Billy, 1 more for Zyzz, 1 more for my school teacher, etc, until I run out of people

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just channel my anger into an energy. Aggressive music helps

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I HAVE THE POWER!!!

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stop being weak

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just. Get. Huge.

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have to kill these weights
    i will kill these weights
    if i don't no one will
    if i don't no one will
    i gotta kill these weight
    KILL THESE WEIGHTS
    KILL THESE WEIGHTS
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But lifting is literally the only time the voices in my head leave me the fuck alone. I just zone out to my music and focus on the set for 45 seconds, and then they come back. Even when I sleep I have to wear a blindfold and use a white noise machine just to keep the voices quiet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even when you’re jerking?

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE ONLY THING
    THAT FILLS THE VOID
    IS NOW
    RIGHT FUCKING NOW
    RIGHT FUCKING GNAAAAAAAAAAARGH
    NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that everyday you don't deadlift 700 a woman is stronger than you

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i unironically whispered "Bismillahhirahmannirahim" on every single set

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are the God of Fuck. Let's fucking do this.

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sing the lyrics
    https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=3XNDg7OTbLE&feature=share

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    its this or death my friend.

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHOW ME YOUR MOTIVATION

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ラプちゃん!!!

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "My fate is sealed in time"

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"ahem, fuck the garden gnomes"
    >*overhead presses through the soffit

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "ain't nothing to it but to fuckin' do it"

    its catchy

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Memes aside I usually mutter something under my breath like “come on bitch” or “just do it pussy”. Other times I stick my tongue out like an autistic. God I suck

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, even when I'm resting between sets I look at myself in the mirror and just call myself a fat weak pos

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOT SHIT COLD SHIT OKAY MOTHERFUCKER LETS DO THIS

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I make gorilla noises unironically. It helps me lift more so I don't care if it makes me autistic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >echo beach, far away in time

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually start calling myself a useless piece of shit while screaming insults in my head, when i can no longer hear anything besides the screaming voice in my head, that's when i start lifting.
    However, if i ever need an extra push i just think "remember what the chinks did to her" and let my autistic rage do all the work.

    Also, for some reason after i break a PR or finish a particularly exhausting workout i always feel extremely calm and start laughing for no real reason, i feel something in the center of my body and then i can't stop laughing for a couple of minutes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did the chinks do to her bro? Who is she?

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I say to myself out loud, "How bad do you want it?" while picturing myself with more muscle and more cut than I have been in the past. Sometimes with an attractive girl along side me.

    "How bad do you want it?"

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If I can't lift this weight, I'll hang myself from the squat rack
    >Even if I do lift this weigh, what does it matter? I'll just give up and lose my gains anyway, like I always do
    I'm trying to change, it's so hard bros...

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    YEAH YEAH YYYEAHHH
    and a lot of growling

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't save anything for the way back

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AIIIIIIIIIYUPPPPP

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "CUUUNNNYYY"

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think about the greek guy that my ex kept talking about and imagine I'm lifting him

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FOR KATIE

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    IKUZE

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely nothing
    My mind is entirely empty when I lift

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    On weight training days I will just repeat ,out loud, the standard "fuck yeeeaaahh mother fucckkker".On boxing/cardio day I'll wait until my lungs start to burn and with every exhale on a big heavy-bag strike I will grunt with as much base as possible.I have a home gym so my neighbours fucking hate me

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a silly billy and it’s time for these muscles to get filly

  112. 2 months ago
    Bottom Randy

    Sieg heil !

  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play out the death sounds of every tf2 class and imagine being spy trickstabbing them all. the weakest class destroying those who are stronger than him pumps me up like no other.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. I play out what he says when he kills somebody.

  114. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So that we may be free

  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    BONESAW IS READYYYYY

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I GOTCHA FOR THREE MINUTES... THREE MINUTES OF PLAYTIME

  116. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to make chimp noises and jump up and down and beat my chest. I get few stares and girls at the gym don't talk to me but it is what it is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would pay so much money for you to film yourself doing this at a public gym

  117. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ROLLING OVER, FALLING INTO JAWS!

  118. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's morbing time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

  119. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes my gym crush watches me PR.

  120. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a homegym, i usually apemaxx between sets, jumping around, hitting my chest and hooting like a chimp having a psicotic attack to raise my adrenaline and testosterone
    And i will tell you it works, we are apes after all

  121. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  122. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always lift to this scene https://youtu.be/i6LGJ7evrAg?t=114
    and i don't even see anything else in front of me, i just see the beacons getting lit and lift for Gondor

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

  123. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >picture myself as big boss in the MSF/Diamond Dogs gym
    >inbetween sets I codec call Kaz
    >Kaz says that I can do one more set and that the diamond dogs all believe in me
    >can go for hours like this

  124. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's morbin time!

  125. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SHOW ME YA MOVES!

  126. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think about the booty of a crossfit girl at my job who 100% wanted to fuck me before she got a bf but I'm married so I didn't. I even trained with her once.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, this is the worst. I'm also married and have a girl like that right now, I literally chant the Nicene Creed between sets to keep me from temptation

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hold on brother. Women are temptresses but we know better. They are all the same. Just stay with your wife, nothing will change in the long run by switching women, they all nag and bitch just as much as any other woman.

  127. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think about lifting as a ritual where i trade my sweat to some gods in exchange for strength and power lol

  128. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    C'mon, Israel's not going to destroy itself.

  129. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't wanna mass reply, so I'll just say: based thread

  130. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    MORE.

    Usually I also imagine either performing a very violent act against multiple foes or defending those I love from multiple foes

  131. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SLOW DOWN AND ITS ANAL TOWN!!!

  132. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first I always wear my loin cloth on PR days
    >Second once I am ready to lift my PR I do the haka in front of the weight to call on the strength of my ancestors

  133. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >removing the white race from the gene pool wont happen without a fight

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wait for the day we battle, ISTbro

  134. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am the bone of my sword

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canned food is before you

  135. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just recite the Jedi code out loud:
    >There is no emotion, there's peace
    >There is no ignorance, there's knowledge
    >There is no passion, there's serenity
    >There is no chaos, there's harmony
    >There is no dearh, there is the Force.

  136. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just huff a lot like I’m an animal

  137. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine the soldier from tf2 standing next to me and yelling at me like a drill sergeant.

  138. 2 months ago
    Sage

    This barbell has some pussy weights on it. Imma gon' RAPE this bar a new asshole

  139. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    (flame emoji)
    तुनक तुनक तूँ, तुनक तुनक तूँ
    तुनक तुनक तूँ, दा दा दा
    तुनक तुनक तूँ, तुनक तुनक तूँ
    तुनक तुनक तूँ, दा दा दा
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    तुनक तुनक तूँ, दा दा दा
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    तुनक तुनक तूँ, दा दा दा (flame emoji)

  140. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I either rap the refrain to Kanye's Monster or I pretend I'm Tien Shinhan fighting Cell and do the whole Tri-Beam routine while staring at the weights.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pretend I'm Tien Shinhan fighting Cell and do the whole Tri-Beam routine while staring at the weights.
      i do this or pretend i have goku telling me to release all my power like image related

  141. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"lmfao. 'nate higgers'"

  142. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bazinga!

  143. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am simply overcome with internal silence. i step up to the weight and i lift it until it is done.

  144. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Come on, Hot Shot. I’m just getting started.
    >*tilt neck to the right until I hear a crack*
    >*take a half step forward, place my hand right next to my chest, point forward, and twist my body to the right by about 45 degrees*
    >*wink*
    I swear I feel like a hero when I do this

  145. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We're live.

  146. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God please let my arms give in so it can crush my neck

  147. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will be stronger than you.
    Saying that to the me of yesterday

  148. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Earth shall soon dissolve like snow
    >The Sun forbear to shine
    >But the gains who called me here below
    >Will be forever Mine

  149. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I wanna go home"

  150. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Come on, bitch. Come on, ya bitch

  151. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at a random slut in the gym and think "if i get this pr, she has to suck my dick"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has it ever happened

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, but thats not the point

  152. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IM SICK OF THIS SHIT
    >A LOT OF WEIGHT FOR A SMALL WOMAN
    >FUCK THIS I SHOULD BE DOING DOUBLE

  153. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time before a PR lift in my home gym I imagine the weight I'm lifting as an incredibly heavy object I need to lift to save my brother. Deadlifts I imagine helping him get out from under a burning vehicle. Bench press could be me pushing debris or rubble off of us. Overhead press I imagine as pushing a collapsing roof over us to escape. Squats I imagine myself incredibly fatigued trying to carry him to safety. I usually scream "C'MON PLEASE GOD" and "DON'T GIVE UP YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT" during these lifts to sad music (About Today by The National). I usually begin crying uncontrollably after the lift, but I've had some of the best lifts through this method. Yes my brother is very much alive and well and I love him very much. I call him often to see how he's doing after these lifts.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based brother protector

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he your younger or older brother

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Older, by about a year and a half

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

  154. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pretend I'm wearing the berserker armor and make growling/animalistic sounds for any 3pl8 or higher sets on bench

  155. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this time, I'm really gonna do it

  156. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sometimes just blurt out " I am a CAT" or "I am an ASSHOLE" when I am by myself. I dont understand why I do this. I also might add "MIOW-MIOW" to the previous cat statement. I think it is shame of some kind.

  157. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing usually, but if I've been feeling like shit leading up to it I'll quietly say to myself "get angry, get it done."

  158. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    goyslop

  159. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I put on the WotLK cinematic
    >for I know when my days are gone, YOU SHALL BE KING

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