ITT: healthy things that you eat that makes normies turn their heads

>I eat the whole apple
>I eat the kiwi with the skin on
>I eat the strawberry crown
>I eat the whole fish (head & spines included)
>I eat 100% pure dark chocolate
>I eat 1kg natural unflavoured greek yoghurt in one sitting with nothing else on it

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eat the whole apple
    you mean like the seeds and stem too? Are you fricking moronic?
    >I eat 100% pure dark chocolate
    oh you're just a moron that likes oxalate poisoning

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did I fricking stutter? pathetic normie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are not enlightened for eating twigs you absolute mong

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If not being a homosexual who eats parts of food you discard and has a folder full of le epic onions faces makes me a normie then sign me up to Netflix and call me Brad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I literally just googled healthy basedjack but okay brad.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sup Brad, you wanna come over and watch the new Love is Blind after your workout?

          no homo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oxalate
      you're just making up scientific sounding words. theres no such thing as an oxalate, moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >oxalate
        Explain to me the correlation between this and kidney stones

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxalate
        Kys Moxyte

        >you mean like the seeds and stem too? Are you fricking moronic?
        You can 100% do this and it's healthier

        >Gets arsenic poisoning
        Bros, is dying healthy?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rose species typically prefer noble heavy metals in uptake, and most of it would be in the leaf not the fruit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Interesting, but I still can't imagine ever eating apple seeds. Fruit seeds generally taste disgusting, probably because the plant doesn't want you chewing on and digesting them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Bros, is dying healthy?
          Yes, every single one of your greatest ancestors died. Nothing is more closely tied to life than death. Deathmaxxing is the way

          • 3 weeks ago
            Mr. Skelton

            Can confirm, never had a single health problem since I died.
            Only problem is all my lifts went to shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oxalate
      Explain to me the correlation between this and kidney stones

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >please explain the correlation between oxalate crystals in the kidney and oxalates

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no, eating cholesterol doesnt increase blood cholesterol
          >no, eating saturated fat doesnt increase blood lipid levels of saturated fat
          >but it works that way with this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oxalate is a byproduct of urine creation in animals. In plants, oxalates store calcium. Two completely different purposes. You can't break down the oxalates (or use the calcium) as a human, because you're not a plant. So you just pee it out. Too many oxalates in urine tract = kidney stone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you mean like the seeds and stem too? Are you fricking moronic?
      You can 100% do this and it's healthier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oxalate
      ketolard

      >seed oil reeeeeeee

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not all plants have insane levels of oxalates
        seeds tend to, however
        pumpkin and watermelon seeds are kind of ok though

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I eat the whole apple
    I mean, there's some reasonable nutrition from the seeds and no enough CN to kill you
    >I eat the kiwi with the skin on
    more minerals again, and good fibre if you have bad shits
    >I eat the strawberry crown
    fibre for shitting
    >I eat the whole fish
    more brave than I am, I got a nasty cut in my throat from a fishbone once, couldn't eat for a month
    >I eat 100% pure dark chocolate
    I like theobromine, much smoother feeling than caffeine tbh
    >I eat 1kg natural unflavoured greek yoghurt in one sitting with nothing else on it
    whats the macros for this? sounds compelling.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fish
      I grew up doing this from my grandpa, that probably helped
      >yoghurt
      the one I get from carrefour is 550kcal for 98g of protein

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can attest, the Greek yogurt thing is extremely doable if you mash some raspberries into it. Personally I preferred the vanilla flavored yogurt, but unflavored was fine too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >eat the whole apple
      you mean like the seeds and stem too? Are you fricking moronic?
      >I eat 100% pure dark chocolate
      oh you're just a moron that likes oxalate poisoning

      Swallow seeds or chew them?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        both are gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        insane building, modern concrete block (fan)s could never

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>I eat the whole fish (head & spines included)
    This is moronic. A fish bone can easily get lodged in your esophagus or any of the soft tissue or any of the soft tissue in your throat. If you're lucky it gets lodged there, if you're not it can migrate elsewhere. Have you considered what would happen if a stray bone went down your trachea? Instant ER visit, pray it doesn't reach your lungs.

    Fricking moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he is asking for trouble, if you are going to eat bone at the very least you can't cook it, or you need to cook it so much it turns into a broth. Eating cooked bone will frick your shit up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>I eat the whole fish (head & spines included)
        This is moronic. A fish bone can easily get lodged in your esophagus or any of the soft tissue or any of the soft tissue in your throat. If you're lucky it gets lodged there, if you're not it can migrate elsewhere. Have you considered what would happen if a stray bone went down your trachea? Instant ER visit, pray it doesn't reach your lungs.

        Fricking moron.

        I didn't think I needed to specify but these are usually grilled sardines or similarly sized fish, it's enough to weird out normies I guess. Obviously I'm not eating swordfish's spines (eyes/head and eggs I always do)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not eating the whole tuna
          ngmi

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's actually totally safe with fish around that size. You can actually eat most fish about the size of your thumb whole and raw.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much calories and protein in 1kg of your yogurt, yogurtgay?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >raw garlic
    >totally green bananas
    >green tea with black pepper
    >kombucha scoby

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been getting into raw onion but raw garlic I've never tried, also green tea with black pepper sounds interesting. thank you for the ideas anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >totally green bananas
      >green tea with black pepper
      I don't understand why you homosexuals just want to eat mildly toxic food that doesn't taste good. Everything in this thread is just
      >I eat duh food with oxalates XDdDDD
      >and I eat sticks XD normal gays le filtered!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can smell your age.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >oxalate
        >muh poison
        Carnitard buzzwords, nothing more
        have a nice day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >green tea with black pepper

      tried this shit this morning, fricking delicious thank you anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Raw garlic is amazing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this. its a godtier condiment but peeling them is a b***h

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hard-boiled egg whites.

      My family has like 30 chickens, so cost is no object in getting them. I'll have between 14 and 28 a day on days that I do have them, which isn't always. (The pot I use can boil 14 at once).
      Before anyone asks, no. I have never done a 600 calorie per day cut.
      I also do OMAD, and sometimes that OMAD is just 4 of picrel with a bunch of seasoning. It's...really good.

      Tried the green bananas before, but they taste so bad.

      >the entire jar of peanut butter in one sitting
      Normies seethe and mald at this one
      >I can't gain weight at all no matter how much I eat
      >have you tried ojo"pee"bad?
      >n-n-no..?

      Based, although I'd be too disgusted with myself to do it.

      Ice cream

      Based Peatchad. I always say plain vanilla ice cream is the "lesser evil" among junk food. If you MUST eat processed crap, make it ice cream.

      Okay so here's what you do. Take a whole bunch of them, like 40 seeds, blend them in water and make a nut paste. Eat that and post results.

      Would that actually kill you, though? Genuine question. Can you build a tolerance to cyanide with time, or is it not one of those kinds of poisons?

      Bump for every bit of the apple.

      >I eat potatoes like an apple, without cutting them.
      >I eat the stringy pieces from the banana.
      >I crack bones and eat the marrow from animals.
      >Enjoy the taste of blood in food.

      How do any of those taste good to you? The frick is going on with your taste buds? (or are mine the weird ones?)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hard-boiled egg whites
        How does this work? Do you boil the egg and then toss the yolk or do you drop the whites into boiling water? When people say hard boiled egg whites I literally imagine people "hard boiling egg whites".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Toss the yolks.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Throwing away egg yolks should be a crime.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >green tea with black pepper
      I did my coffee with black pepper for a while, it was good.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm same except pineapple instead of fish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Redpill on the nutritive qualities of pineapple bones pls

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stand cooking meat. What a fricking waste. I've been eating meat and eggs raw. Had to buy raw milk because if I'm gonna eat raw meat and eggs I might as well drink raw milk.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I split peach and nectarine cores with a knife and eat the seed. Tastes like almonds. People tell me it contains some harmful acid. But I believe it's healthy, works against cancer and such.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      made a webm, am bored and had a peach

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based and nut-pilled.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thx, gonna show you my uncoated iron frying pan and cast iron wok
          >inb4 pan looks dirty
          that's how it's supposed to look, I can make pancakes with it and they won't stick, neither do they taste weird. You wouldn't notice the patina if it were properly burned black. I despise teflon coated alu pans

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mostly stuff like cheeseburgers which is considered "unhealthy" but show me the bad ingredient Black person.
            >buh buh muh ingredient
            No, not that one, that's healthy.

            Looks like carbon steel. Yeah steel is iron, but language.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I ate all kinds of fruit seeds in childhood, it was normal in Eastern Europe. Dried apricot seeds are the best.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          in perspective of what this meme was originally about, the mom saving the peach ror her kids and the dad putting it into hid own smoothi, I actually want to share my peach seeds with my wife and our son, but neither one likes them.

          >hey gays look at me I just ate 1/15th the lethal dose of cyanide XD filtered normal homosexuals!

          i think I stated multiple times. I 've been doing that for years, sometimes eating around 5 or more at once, depending on season and how many we' ve at home. I never got sick of it, ever. No head- stomache, no dihareah, no vomitting. It's not poisonous you dumb fricks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hey gays look at me I just ate 1/15th the lethal dose of cyanide XD filtered normal homosexuals!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You think 15 apples have enough cyanide to kill you?
          Hundreds of pounds of apples don't.
          I bet literal tons of apples don't have enough cyanide.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            go eat 15 apples worth of seeds and report back, kek, be sure to crunch them up good in your mouth lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The seeds contain amygdalin. It has a chemical composition similar to that of cyanide which has an almond smell. For some reason that won't go away, morons think amygdalin cures cancer. It does not.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        been doing that for years, no issues so far.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay so here's what you do. Take a whole bunch of them, like 40 seeds, blend them in water and make a nut paste. Eat that and post results.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah, I split chewed cores every now and then. Eating 40 peaches at once just to get the core, why? Sometimes in old peaches the seed is squishy and doesn't taste good anyways.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >works against cancer and such.
      It doesnt so

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of fish are we talking? because eating grouper spine will fricking kill you lol

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > kiwi with the skin on
    That feels so wrong lmao

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I carry around cans of chicken breast and eat those all day long as snacks

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Retard patrol

    > I am weapon grade moron
    gotcha

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I drink Black Coffee (no cream no sugar)
    >Omg anon that's bitter and disgusting, I need sugar to frick up my pancreas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even care about the health benefits, I just drink black coffee specifically because I like the bitter taste.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where I live you'll get slapped if you drink anything else then single/double espresso. specially if you're a woman.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cubano? Columbiano? Dimelo. Otro cafe tiene mucho azucar.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I drink a Capuchino daily. To hell with your country.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no crema

      https://i.imgur.com/UOx5hYH.jpeg

      >I eat the whole apple
      >I eat the kiwi with the skin on
      >I eat the strawberry crown
      >I eat the whole fish (head & spines included)
      >I eat 100% pure dark chocolate
      >I eat 1kg natural unflavoured greek yoghurt in one sitting with nothing else on it

      i eat many eggs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Instant coffee is dogshit without milk or sugar. A proper cup made from coffee beans, that's ground properly and of good quality doesn't need anything

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cafe Bustelo's instant is pretty passable. Coffee drinking and especially being a snob about it is fricking hilarious, Black person it's all bean water. Most people just load it up with creamer and sugar too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even care about the health benefits, I just drink black coffee specifically because I like the bitter taste.

      Based

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wild berries from roadside bushes
    >frying with extra virgin olive oil
    >the entire jar of peanut butter in one sitting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >from roadside bushes
      excessive platinum levels from road exhaust, enjoy your permanent DNA damage, increased cancer risk, and ruined airways.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the entire jar of peanut butter in one sitting
      Normies seethe and mald at this one
      >I can't gain weight at all no matter how much I eat
      >have you tried ojo"pee"bad?
      >n-n-no..?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eating apple seeds
    Fine as long as you have a smoke afterwards to neutralise the poison, but you gotta watch it

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    itt: subhumans with weak genetics telling you you can't do it because they can't do it.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I drink 5L of water when I get up so I'm bloated and have to pee all day, it turns me on and I jerk off when I get home

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lotta weird habits and seething normies itt, but there is only 1 subhuman here.

      This is him, absolute degenerate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No you don't. The human stomach is less than 30 ounces

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it can stretch

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This apart from the fish bones.
    If you've ever seen how much those can frick up a stupid dog, you'll know how much they can frick you up.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ice cream

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eat raw sweet potatoes.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i eat 3 jars of sauerkraut a day

    my coworkers often make fun of the noise the glass makes in my backpack while i walk

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eating peach cores and apple seeds
    Anon is about to die in the dumbest fricking way possible. Imagine getting cyanide poisoning from intentionally eating fruit wrong like a fricking moron. Even chimps will avoid the core, pits and peels of fruit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      again, I've been doing this for years without any issues. Half of what medicine 'experts' say is bullshit anyways.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I've been slowly poisoning myself for years
        Congrats on the mild cyanide tolerance. It won't last forever.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cringe

          I ate all kinds of fruit seeds in childhood, it was normal in Eastern Europe. Dried apricot seeds are the best.

          based

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >forcing my body to deal with poisons that inhibit ATP synthesis is... le based! Normmies le filt3red xDdddD

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That amount of poison is minuscule compared to the amount you need to actually harm yourself. You need to eat like 200 seeds to mildly poison yourself.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like cigarettes, they're great.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're not getting any hormesis effect from cyanide. Part of your body, daily, is being affected by the poison. Cells are dying and organs are working to neutralize and rid the toxin. The seed is just trying to get you to not eat. Stop being moronic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but why peach seed taste delicious?

                >works against cancer and such.
                It doesnt so

                it does, the proof is I never had cancer so far

                >Verification not required.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not how it works, schizo.

                https://i.imgur.com/Vz3Fzqc.jpeg

                Sounds like cigarettes, they're great.

                Literal cretin.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i leave skin
    >i leave the hard spot near stem
    >moron
    >moron
    >ok
    >ok, but why?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My type of bachelor dinners, like 1/2 of a chicken or 500g of ground beef, sounds a bit strange to normies, but no one really cares that much.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love bitter food
    I eat Radicchio with Roquefort as snack throughout the day

    even growing my own Radicchio and I try to breed more bitter ones (so far not really successful)

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>I eat 1kg natural unflavoured greek yoghurt in one sitting with nothing else on it
    megabased

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LOOK AT ME IM SO HEALTHY BECAUSE I EAT LE UNUSUAL FOOD WITH NO SUGAR OR FLAVOR!!!!!
    >LOOK AT ME
    >LOOK AT ME

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eating that stuff is great. I crush a 32oz of greek yogurt twice a week at least. However, being a gay about it isn't great.

    >'nyehehe i'm such a rebel eating my apple and yogurt! normies seething!'

    dork

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bump for every bit of the apple.

    >I eat potatoes like an apple, without cutting them.
    >I eat the stringy pieces from the banana.
    >I crack bones and eat the marrow from animals.
    >Enjoy the taste of blood in food.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blood and marrow are fine
      you are still moronic for eating the inedible poisonous parts of fruits and tubers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Used to eat orange peels too.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/zDTjy4U.jpeg

          I cut lemons into slices like this and eat the whole thing, rind included.

          Did you wash your oranges and lemons?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, washed it in the same tub as the one I was my chicken in.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Funny. Enjoy your wax and pesticides.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Inedible.

        Then how did I eat it, chud?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't. It passed through your entire digestive system, wreaking havoc the entire way, depositing oxalates all over your body and accumulating anywhere there is calcium in your body, cutting into your small intestines, feeding unwanted bacterias that began to ferment it a bit, and then it tore open your loose homosexual butthole on the way out.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >oxalates
            Ignored

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hypochondriac post.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cut lemons into slices like this and eat the whole thing, rind included.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stand behind the counter of my small touristy store so all the fat american tourists can watch me eat 0% plain greek yogurt and skim milk or a can of tuna. Most don't care but some will get flustered and try to question me about it so I then refuse them service and they get even more piggy rage haha. I'm based.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I even eat the plastic wrapper on my watermelons and the stickers on my apples
    normies btfo

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mix bananas, spinach, and mangos in a blender.
    Tasty and nutritious. Everyone I know thinks its gross and won't even try it because it looks like Nickelodeon slime and smells like grass clippings.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i drink a jar of homemade kefir in the morning everyday

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eat OMAD <1000cals a day

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I eat the whole fish
    Canned fish doesn't count.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If the man wants to eat tin let the man eat tin.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I eat 1kg natural unflavoured greek yoghurt in one sitting with nothing else on it
    Unflavoured Greek yoghurt is delicious tho

    I eat the skin of edamame beans

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is literally normie food
    you might aswell be eating candy

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>I eat the kiwi with the skin on
    my family got confused by this one

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i eat a different girl's pussy every night

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many sons have you spawned?

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like my chicken pink inside
    This always throws normies in a fit about salmonella (tummy ache) even though humans have earen raw meat for millenia

    I am not the one consuming seed oils, drinking from plastic bottles, etc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this homie eats chicken sashimi
      Call the cops

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eat whatever my cat hunts for me.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blood n bones

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you walk through it too?

      ?si=SuIT-zMtss3dqiNC

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DEENZ (worse if its the red can that looks gorey)
    Shrimp with my hands (im not Indian I aint leaving those tails on!)
    >drinking liquor at the bar
    >bar tender cringes and asks "really, Anon? Why you doin that to yourself?"
    >"why dont you order a beer?"
    >"because I dont like beer. I LIKE WHISKEY. But I dont like you. Damn"
    >*walks out*
    I dont even drink alcohol unless I want to socialize with normies

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are just some autist who follows whatever he finds online blindly.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread being full of pica patients eating grass and sticks is embarrassing. How about some actually nutritious food, like the literal vitamin storage organ of the body?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No thanks ketoschizo

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