ITT: Kryptonite

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These things were great as a kid but they suck now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Part of shrinkflation. Quality and size goes down, price goes up.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These things are your Kryptonite? It's cardboard covered in chocolate.

    Kys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you have to get it out of the box first, idiot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lmfao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the sprinkles

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IPA’s and pizza rolls

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hell. That's one of mine as well

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's oatmeal creme pies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is that a euphemism for letting a horse cum in your ass?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's oatmeal creme pies

        Is anon a white woman?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These were created to tempt me every time I walk past them in stores.
    They're too irresistible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god tier chocolate. I could eat the filling by the spoonfull

      https://i.imgur.com/73IeNoe.jpg

      >Forgot pic
      I guess I'll kms

      Hell yeah, same for me. Love the chemical taste of redbull

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I literally live in the north italian town where there is the Kinder Ferrero factory lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How they make that chocolate taste so good? There is nothing to compare it with!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah in my olden fat days I inhaled that.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These fricking things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what's your review of the cannoli candy bar?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Wait till they get a load of me."

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Japs with blonde hair are the patrician's choice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Japs with blonde hair are the patrician's choice.

      95+% of them have had eye surgery. You can bang them but don't procreate with them. Asian women have mastered the art of fraud.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks. I'll keep that in mind if I'm ever in a position where procreation is on the table.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        any white grain. pasta, cakes, cookies, breads rice etc.

        that is mostly koreans

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing I just want to use them for my pleasure

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You can bang them but don't procreate with them
        The entire purpose of sex is for procreation.
        Either you marry and have kids with them or stay the hell away from them. And I'd advise the latter because miscegenation is sinful in 99% of cases.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He believes asiatic damage control because he is THIS deep into the yellow fever psyop
          Lol
          Lmao even

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Asian schizo is back

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        white women hands typed this post
        YWNBA (you will never be asian)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you're thinking of south koreans, moron. Nearly every south korean has work done... every single SK I knew in college had at least one of these but likely several:
        >eyelid surgery
        >nose job
        >chin work
        >calf alterations
        >fake breasts
        I even dated an american born-and-raised south korean girl who really wanted to have work done and whose mom had offered to pay for it. South korean culture is extremely superficial and the mentality is that if you can improve your ugly kid's features, they will have a better shot at upward mobility and success. It's common as hell and like the equivalent of a sweet 16 gift

        Not true outside SK tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good choice.

      https://i.imgur.com/cNFhmJb.jpg

      [...]
      95+% of them have had eye surgery. You can bang them but don't procreate with them. Asian women have mastered the art of fraud.

      Korean, not a nip.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yuck, really?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How people can be sexually attracted to these shovel faced, lanky, bony, clown painted asiatics is beyond me. She must have a great personality

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She’s beautiful, you’re just too low T to see

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Much is beyond you, kys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no Gal gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >smokes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Japs with blonde hair are the patrician's choice.

      Based

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God damn I love sour gummy candy as well. Pic related for me tho. Double deluxe with onion rings and a root beer OR mint Oreo mixer thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw nearest Culver's is 8 hours away
        It'd be worth the drive. Unironically the best burgers in the U.S. imo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/4ubGJw7.jpg

          God damn I love sour gummy candy as well. Pic related for me tho. Double deluxe with onion rings and a root beer OR mint Oreo mixer thing

          Fricking hell I'mal almost glad I moved away. Lived in Green Bay for a while, then moved to Raleigh, only to learn a guy from UW-Eau Claire had opened a Culver's in Wake Forest. I used to brutalize their mushroom burgers and cheese curds.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/4ubGJw7.jpg

          God damn I love sour gummy candy as well. Pic related for me tho. Double deluxe with onion rings and a root beer OR mint Oreo mixer thing

          [...]
          Fricking hell I'mal almost glad I moved away. Lived in Green Bay for a while, then moved to Raleigh, only to learn a guy from UW-Eau Claire had opened a Culver's in Wake Forest. I used to brutalize their mushroom burgers and cheese curds.

          God damn do I wish we had Culver's in California. Had the first time when I was stationed in Rapid City and it was life changing.
          And before anyone says
          >b-but le In-n-Out!!!
          In-n-Out has ALWAYS been overrated. I SHIT on In-n-Out and the lines are too fricking long for one of the most bland burgers I've ever fricking had.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Culver's is objectively the best fast food burger and beats out even most sit down places burgers.
            That being said, California has The Hat and that place is the SHIT

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not only is Culvers slop, everything they make has this slimey, gross, greasy feel to it, making it more sloppy than most slop.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The only people I know who express this opinion are either in n out gays, whataburger gays, or autists who don't want to admit a burger tastes good

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong on all counts, but you keep drinking the Kool-Aid, my dude. Everyone is wrong but you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Everyone is wrong but you
                This is true. Thank you for recognizing so

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not only is Culvers slop, everything they make has this slimey, gross, greasy feel to it, making it more sloppy than most slop.

              The only people I know who express this opinion are either in n out gays, whataburger gays, or autists who don't want to admit a burger tastes good

              Wrong on all counts, but you keep drinking the Kool-Aid, my dude. Everyone is wrong but you.

              Why do americans identify with fast food chains like it's a sports team

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's just another dystopian cope. Braum's btfos all the other choices btw

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                their icecream easily btfos all chain-tier ""icecream"" in the area. double dip sundae with chocolate icecream and marshmallow topping, good lord.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely based, I ask them to mix the orange and vanilla flavors in a shake every time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                stop, i'm trying to cut my sugar intake.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Braum's is so FRICKING good. I moved to the east coast for a job and no Braum's has been depressing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A lot of them are regional like sports teams. In N Out is only in the west coast. Whataburger is mostly southwest. Culvers is mostly popular in the Midwest, etc. People just pick the ones that they live by or have nostalgia for that aren't nationwide. Anyway burgerville is the best by far.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Austingay here and weve had like 2 culvers for as long as i can remember and in n out came in like 2010. I mean whataburgers good because the variety but its fricking terrible for you and still pales to sonething like dans, sandys or short stop if you want a good fatty burger.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why do foreigners identify with soccer teams like it's an actual sport

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        1/2lb fire burger with l fries and l chocolate extra oreo blizzard is my goyslop of choice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >they brought Culver’s to Florida
        The evils of the Midwest is spreading(it’s so frickin good).

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Replace this with any label of your choice
    This is the real kryptonite

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only 90 calories for 1 shot and zero carbs.

      Better than beer.

      Bourbon is great.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Woodford Reserve tastes like gasoline, shit taste

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Video games
    Porn
    Weed
    Alcohol
    Every man over the age of 18 is addicted to one of these things

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Video games
      haven't played vidya in ages, honestly don't really enjoy it anymore anywhere near what I used to
      >Porn
      Huge addict, tough demon to conquer
      >Weed
      not since high school
      >Alcohol
      Functional alcoholic but haven't drank in a couple of years now. don't really miss it which is good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hate to break it to you but not everyone is terminally modern.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Video games
      Maybe 1 hr a week
      >Porn
      Don't need it, usually don't want it
      >Weed
      Cringed
      >Alcohol
      Double cringed
      >Every man over the age of 18 is addicted to one of these things
      25. You're objectively wrong.
      Anyway, this is mine, goddamn money sink

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Forgot pic
        I guess I'll kms

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Picks the worst tasting and most expensive one
          Actually tastes like piss and doesn't have any substance, plus the amount in 1 can is not enough to be 'satisfied'. It's gone in 3 good sips.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's a kryptonite thread not a smart consumer thread. You think I don't know those things? It's an acquired taste and once you've acquired it the shit is like crack.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >tastes like piss
            I have happily swallowed piss from four women, and I can tell you with absolute certainty that Red Bull does not taste like piss.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It's gone in 3 good sips.
            How to tell someone is a lardass

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i'm not who you're replying to but i actually agree with him that it's gone in like 3 sips
              are you a small person?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Picks the worst tasting and most expensive one
                Actually tastes like piss and doesn't have any substance, plus the amount in 1 can is not enough to be 'satisfied'. It's gone in 3 good sips.

                fat

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            get bigger cans, moron. They also come in 355 and 500ml cans

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Picks the worst tasting and most expensive one
          Actually tastes like piss and doesn't have any substance, plus the amount in 1 can is not enough to be 'satisfied'. It's gone in 3 good sips.

          Red bull tastes like garbage to me but red bull blue is my favorite

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I never got the "energy" soda craze. The taste is weird

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek i'm not. I think you're just a weak person
      >verification not required

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's IST

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can drop all that other shit at the drop of a hat, but I'm always back here arguing with you morons and I don't even understand why.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's because the rest of the internet is ~~*pozzed, censored, fake, and gay*~~

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I can drop all that other shit at the drop of a hat, but I'm always back here arguing with you morons and I don't even understand why.

          same kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For me, after struggling to fit in and maintain social relationships throughout my childhood and adolescence, it was great to suddenly find an environment on IST where I could, almost* without restriction, be myself. And not only that, additionally, I was shocked to discover I was able to relate to people here in ways I had never before considered possible. IST became the group of dude bros I felt I'd never had. The internet, and especially anonymous interaction, brings you so close to people. In limited ways, closer than you are to your own family (and if your family is a mess to start with, then yk). But at the same time, you might as well be a galaxy away

          There's also something to be said for my finding myself so similar to others here being a result of my actually being influenced by IST culture. Which is true. That absolutely happened in my case.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can drop all that other shit at the drop of a hat, but I'm always back here arguing with you morons and I don't even understand why.

        I've lurked this site since I was a fricking teenager and i'm 31. I have a decent job, I lift and feel good, active social life, etc.

        I see it as a fun way to kill time when I have nothing to do. Some people play video games, others drink alcohol, or gamble online, or whatever, and I like to lurk & shitpost.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can drop all that other shit at the drop of a hat, but I'm always back here arguing with you morons and I don't even understand why.

        when will you guys realize this is a containment website?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know we all pretend to hate this place, but where else would we go, Tiktok?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the only place on the web left that I can still post how much I hate Black folk and israelites.

        Tinder got uppity with me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vidya is my saving grace during a cut. Keeps my mind off of hunger and my fingers on a controller instead of in my mouth. Any serious cut should be paired up with a comfy RPG or strategy game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Puzzle games work too, but when you're low energy it's easy to zone out and suddenly three hours are gone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I used to be addicted to all of these things and have been clean for multiple years
      >vidya
      Haven’t played a video game since pandemic, and before that I didn’t play from 18-24. I was 10th prestige in multiple call of duties and have wasted more than 100 days playing from 14-18
      >porn
      Used to jerk off with porn 2x a day from 15-20, now I watch it maybe once a month but still whack off 2x a week, I want to do more but don’t indulge
      >weed
      Smoked every day for some periods in university, and have had some relapses. Don’t smoke anymore
      >alcohol
      Used to binge drink 5x a week in uni, and go out every weekend after I graduated. Cut down drastically to once a month about a year ago, and have had about 20 beers in 2022 so far

      Addiction is a temporary state. If you are reading this and are anxious about one of your own addictions, know that it is possible to tame them & that I believe in you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot to say I’m 27 now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Add cigarettes to that and that was me from my teens to 30
      >video games
      Don't really see this as a harmful activity. A few hours in the evening before bed is quite enjoyable for me.
      >porn
      Haven't watched 3D for over a decade but still struggle with hentai.
      >weed
      Smoked daily for over 15 years then suddenly began to hate it for no discernible reason and went cold turkey
      >nicotine
      Smoked for 12 years then vaped to help quit. Vaping became an even worse habit until I nutted up and went cold turkey. Hard habit to break but probably the easiest to resist now.
      >alcohol
      Drank like a fish for a decade then suddenly just began to hate it. Got tired of slipping into the black void every night.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Video games
      Never really liked them
      >Porn
      I'm asexual
      >Weed
      I hate everything that comes with drug use.
      >Alcohol
      Juice taste better and isn't bad your body.
      >Every man over the age of 18 is addicted to one of these things
      Stop projecting, homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >asexual
        >autistically anti-drug
        >anime poster
        >calls someone else homosexual
        just lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        These are awful c'mon man

        Conceited weeb homosexual

        https://i.imgur.com/KdQCciC.jpg

        https://i.imgur.com/jeiaUWh.png

        ill sit down and eat 2 cans with crackers before i can stop myself

        https://i.imgur.com/6n7BDgI.jpg

        Pesto pasta for me

        I kneel

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My sister brought some of that to my house once. I looked at the ingredients and just tried it once with a french fry.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This and cane's sauce are both like fricking crack coaine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your aversion to vice is what makes you a man of taste anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm asexual
        No you're not.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          low test can make men asexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But i don't like woman nor man.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nailed it

      Save yourselves from these vices

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Every man
      Probably 85%+. So pretty much yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Alcohol
      You can enjoy a glass of alcohol now and then, wine and whiskey are an excellent example for that. You don't have to get drunk if you drink alcohol anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >games
      Sorta
      >porn
      Yeah :/
      >weed
      Yeah lol
      >alcohol
      No

      Lucky I'm handsome. I don't think anyone would guess at first glance lol, 26 btw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If porn is a twice a week for 20 minutes until I get bored and not even busting thing then is that addiction? I mean it's basically inevitable but it's largely resistable 98% of the time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Addiction means it has negative effects

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Video games
      been slipping back into old habits recently. was extremely addicted when I was younger though
      >Porn
      oof
      >Weed
      not since 2018
      >Alcohol
      only drink at bars/clubs, far from addicted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Haven't played videogames this sparringly in my entire life until now
      >Look at booba when it's posted here but have become kind of disinterested in porn in general, at most once a week
      >weed doesn't feel good anymore, just makes me anxious
      >quit alcohol after blacking out and ruining a vacation
      I just doomscroll IST and do my job, these days....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Video games
      play something couple times a week with friends
      > Porn
      maybe once a week, normally jack off without
      > Weed
      will have a lil puff every few days if stressed
      > Alcohol
      only really drink when I go out, once or twice a month maybe

      am I addicted bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's porn. I have been addicted to all these at some point in my life though so I have hope I can kick porn.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Red Currant Pie
    300 grams of flour
    300 grams of white sugar
    2 eggs
    130 grams of butter
    1teaspoon of vanilla sugar
    Fresh Red Currant berries

    Heat the oven to 175 celsius
    put some butter in the form by hand

    heat the 130 grams of butter in the microwave
    pour the flour, sugar, eggs, vanillasugar and the melted butter into a bowl and stir until its a fine mix
    Pour the mix into the oven form and then pour the washed fresh red currants on top of the mix, put it in the oven for about 30 minutes and then let it rest for 30 minutes more.
    Add some vanilla icream or cream

    Its so fricking good guys i can eat an entire pie in a single meal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty calorie dense. I have ripe currants in my garden right now. You don't pre-bake the crust/base?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks very tasty, i pray for your strength

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The frick is vanillasugar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You literal bumpkin. Put a vanilla bean in sugar for a week. Boom, vanilla sugar.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is literally me but with my grandmothers rhubarb pie. its so fricking good bros i wish you could taste it

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a pack of these because of your thread OP. They're fine. Absolutely nothing special.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    liquid gold

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      correct, this shit is like drinking milk from a hot girl's breasts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have to say, I get one of these bottles about once a month. Blueberry or Raspberry, either's fine. Is it truly a bad thing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kefir is disgusting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not real kefir.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >born in belgium
    >love muh choccy
    >love muh beer
    Staying lean is an uphill battle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >beer
      >chocolate
      >frites
      >waffles

      The battle is tough Belgian brother, but we will prevail

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't have this in the house. I will literally eat it by the spoonful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why don't you just inject the fat straight up into your anus fat boy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Like your mom does with sweaty wiener?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mix it with my chocolate chip cookie dough iced cream. Delicious.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    potato chips. particularly cheesy or oniony ones. bbq and salt/vinegar are up there too.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's dicky

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically.
      When I abstained from IST for 3 months, I was hyper productive.
      Now I don't do shit when I get home from work.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Halva.
    I can eat this shit like it's a man's butt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same dude, its so good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      slav spotted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes, dried horse turd. quite the delicacy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only halva one

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ben and Jerry’s for fricking life. I don’t even give a shit when it comes to brands but when it comes to ice cream, Ben and Jerry’s makes me moan.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I can't fricking escape. They put out a new cherry crumble that's absolute fire.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jerking off on Omegle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based but I miss the days it was easier to fake. I used to like going on there late at night, pulling up a fake cam of a girl with big fat breasts and seeing how many dudes I could get to nut. People these days are too suspicious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TU HAT WAS YOUU?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In-and-Out cucks could never understand the majesty of The Tray.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too many of these, 20 years ago, is why I have to cut on tren and dnp today

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      aw shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is it for me. I'd demolish a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos without breaking a sweat, but these awaken something unnatural in me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      came to post this
      they are crack
      took me years to try them but someone here posted a story about a fat dude at a rush concert who brought a bag of these and cheeto puffs and a jug of cactus cooler and it sounded so good. Now I want to try the same combo

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Peanut butter

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vodka red bulls, cocaine, loose college girls and a slice of pizza to end the night

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cardio
    White women
    IST
    Bread

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honey buns 10 second in microwave

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    israeli women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You better be black.

      Remember to encourage your black friends to breed israeliteesses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same brother

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can INHALE these things

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >eating ze maggots

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/YYyGVA4.jpg

        >literally eating maggots
        Get the frick out WEF shill.

        They're literally just rice crackers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literally eating maggots
      Get the frick out WEF shill.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black person those are puffed rice

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Enormous breasts.
    I'm talking K cups and above.
    Thank God I rarely see women with busts that large though.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It says “corn syrup” right on the top of the jar but I just can’t stop eating this shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Buy a better brand. This is actually a pretty IST snack, and it's delicious

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s the only brand they have at the seafood shop on my town.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you can learn to pickle yourself. literally just put it in a jar with vinegar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but not HFCS, and there's a reasonable difference there.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cb

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"became" lactose intolerant at 13
    >favourite sweets were caramels and butterscotch hard candies
    >dont like anything else
    >dont drink
    >tfw i rolled the genetic lottery and lost but i cut like 99% of the good sweets out
    I will only have some black licorice from time to time

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good lord i can tear through 11 servings of these frickers if I am weak enough to buy them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I get the cheddar ones, but yes those are delicious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yo, you have try mixing these with cottage cheese. You don't even need that many for it to be good, so it can be a somewhat not terrible snack.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of my friends at school had these and gave me a few. I've been hooked ever since.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm addicted to wasting time.
    i was a long term neet and now i am a wagie. but on weekends i still just waste time like i have it.
    the most i ever manage to get done is a trip to the store to get groceries for the next week.
    sometimes i don't even do that.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with another man, it's the only reason I lift. So I can jingle my balls in another man's face then stick his nose in my ass. The best part is the long conversation after about how much we want to go to Paris.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can never take these homosexual posts seriously. I always just assume it's some larping moron.
      Nothing about this shit will ever be normal to me no matter how much globohomosexual psyops are thrown at me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >larping moron
        the homosexual larp posts are almost certainly some israelite in tel aviv half the time, and the other half of the time it's some antifa discord troony
        less than 1% of the time it's a real homosexual who fell for the other 99.9% of the fake and gay psyops

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    chocolate(but with shrooms in it)

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can tear a whole pack of these up in one sitting. My greatest weakness.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You eat it raw? I saw at the store they have this in a pint now.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God I love these or the lemon flavored variation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >$1.25 for 1000+ calories
      >sugar, flour, basedbean/palm oil

      no wonder americans are so fricking fat, you could eat an entire package of these without even thinking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've always wondered who FRICKING eats these things

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I literally shake like a crackhead when I'm around this stuff. I don't even like candy or sugar, but this shit hits different for some reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god DAMN

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These are my shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What are those? Organic anal beads?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Muscadine grapes, taste like dessert wine when ripe, nice crunchy skin too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick yeah, green plums are the best

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have so many.

    >philly cheesesteaks
    >Wolf Brand chili, especially chili dogs
    >Buncha Crunch
    >Sour Patch watermelon
    >cheddar jalapeno Cheetos
    >cheesey double beef burrito from Taco Bell
    >ramen
    >Ben & Jerry's Dirt Cake ice cream
    >Dr. Pepper
    >mozzarella sticks
    >alfredo sauce pizza

    But I'm currently fighting all of it to lose weight.
    And I'm winning. Stay strong, bros.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >MOGS everything itt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cinnabon is so low quality that I can only pity the "people" I see consuming it. Reminds me of my dog enjoying his bowl of brown rocks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >yes I do watch better call Saul, how can you tell?

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this thread has officially turned into a IST thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I always wondered what it was like for girls with huge breasts to look down and not be able to see their toes. Guess I just gotta gain 100 pounds to find out.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pasta and rice. Frick those Black folk

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gas station hot dogs. There's things I want more but like if we're going purely by number of times I've been put off my macros by a type of food these would probably be the winner. I'm almost glad I don't live in japan I would be eating so many meat buns with all the 24 hour stores.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why from the gas station though?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't buy junky kinds of food at the grocery store because I don't have a lot of control with them when I get home. I can avoid fast food pretty easily too but I can't really avoid gas stations. Place I can't avoid + low investment + instant just seems to be the right combination of factors to get me to eat something bad. They also give me double points getting them.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pasta.
    I can demolish several plates of shrimp alfredo, linguine and clams, spaghetti and meatballs or sausage and a big loaf of garlic bread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do you do intense cardio or are you just a fatass?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't eat it very often because it's my kryptonite. You know, like the topic of this thread suggests.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. I don't know how many servings a batch of pasta makes but I can eat enough to only leave 1 serving afterwards or just the whole thing if I'm hungry. Sauce makes the pasta though

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I could eat that entire large tube in one sitting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is it just peanuts?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're called cracker nuts. They're basically fried peanuts with some onions sauce flavoring.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much anything savoury is better either cooked with or in butter, and/or with melted butter on it. I may or may not eat it on its own (in non-ridiculous amounts).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I always got shit from my parents and friends for my butter usage. I'd slather it on whatever we were eating and then take a little sliver for myself. It's fricking good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying anything sweet doesnt have butter

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steak bakes, Iced fingers, luv em all

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am ashamed to admit that I've eaten entire bags of these mfs in a single sitting

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No where to find these, unless I make them.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These lil wienersuckers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gross

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    test

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are these actually that unhealthy?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anything processed like this is usually shit for you. Would be useful to eat during a bulk though if you don't care about all the extra crap in it and your just worried about hitting your macros

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        read the sodium

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pick up a box at the grocery store and actually look at the nutritional facts in this shit. It's fricking awful

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a gummy fiend. Worms, bears, snakes fricking coke bottles you name it. Gotta be careful around birthday time because the family knows I love em and stack me up but too many will turn your pecs into cotton candy. Stay strong boys, moderation is key wagmi

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any energy drink. I feel like my gums are receding from drinking at ~4 of these per week.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      these things slap, but holy frick they are like 1,000 calories in a little as bag.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's the problem. It's impossible to stay to a normal serving. You end up eating the whole fricking thing in 10 minutes.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a lot of kryptonites, but this ranks up in the top three. I can resist buying them, but the moment one gets into my house I will eat the damn bag in one sitting.
    I love them so much bros
    The only other thing to get close is cream, since it's equally as easily available in supermarkets and I will put it over everything

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm addicted to download content. I have 40k images, ~18k videos and ~20k pdf in my computer. I can't stop, everyday i want to download something new, and i hate to erase something because i feel that some day i will need that file. I've been wasting like 4h every day for this shit. Organizing the files is my zen moment, is just so relaxing to have everything stored in its respective folder.
    And before you ask, is not porn. Of all my videos roughly 30~40 can be considered porn.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with stocking up. The internet will change someday and people will regret not archiving shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever reuploaded lost content before?

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    6’3 Amazon goddess who doesn’t want me

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The sweet tooth and chocolate love in general is just killer 🙁

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hazelnut-chocolate is highly overrated

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Peanuts covered in pure sugar. They're so dann good...

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >There's people who don't buy their favorit fat frick snaks just to put it in plain sight until it rot in it's package while on a diet.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont have any food that if i see it i think man i got to eat it. I only eat junk to make up calories but even then its usually something that has some protein in it as well and not jst all sugar. sugar makes me tired now. its also too sweet

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ill sit down and eat 2 cans with crackers before i can stop myself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's worse stuff for you than deenz.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pesto pasta for me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not goyslop and not ''bad'' at all

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's my only meal today so it's not bad right????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >boneless wings
      lmao so basically chicken nuggies
      gay tier

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I used to buy frozen boneless buffalo wings from the grocery store but they aren't the same anymore. some supply chain frickup apparently but now they all just taste rubbery and weird.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They got skinless tenders, with the desert heat rub they’re really not that unhealthy. Granted I get cheesecake on the side

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bdubs is fricking good, Whenever I place an order it always without fail comes out to be 80$-110$

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black women and pretty feet and street tacos

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least post good brownies. Even when I was a kid these things tasted like chocolate flavored wax.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Futanari porn has got me cooming like a firehose.
    Dem chicks with dicks are just too damn good.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    porn and beer.
    Wanting and trying to quit already. Or at least change beer to wine (still alcohol but less calories)

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    as a british/irish person, sweets are a massive part of our vices, yet i never see them mentioned on tv, the internet etc. anytime junk food is referred to in media, its always donuts/crisps/chocolates/desserts/fizzy drinks/pastrys/muffins/cakes/burgers etc, all kinda fluffy things filled with air and ive never even seen sweets make an appearance in american media or anything online

    sweets are huge here, these badboys are my kryptonite. also fruit chews, mint imperials, wine gums, jelly babies etcetera. really small sweets that pack a punch are far tastier then fluffy things like cookies or donuts

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This thread just proves, I have truly beaten food. I feel nothing for any of it. I just eat because I would die with out it.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can people post some anti-kryptonite? Like, snacks that you love to eat that also happy to be healthy and good for gains. I feel like all delicious things are unhealthy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love this stuff

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you actually think that shit is good for you, too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I used to eat the cranberry one but that shit has so much sugar and onions in eat its really just awful. I used to eat it like cereal with whole milk and not shit for days.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Their chipotle ranch is so good and unlike any other.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fit black women juicy asses.
    Crazy/overly emotional latinas with juicy asses.
    White women with juicy asses.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gay opinion
      You can workoutout to make a flat ass nice an shapely but you can't workout to make breasts bigger it'll just make a woman look bulkier
      You can't workout oversized nipples
      Boobs are a perfection of the ass which is a primative enticer while breasts are for modern men

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The authentic Korean place I visit has absolutely HUGE portions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic like a dumbass

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This shit right here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ask for Redd’s
      >we don’t have Redd’s, but we have Angry Orchard
      It’s not the same, b***h.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know your pain brotha, hard times are upon us

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >eats cosmic brownies
    >gets painful diarrhea
    I dont understand how you people eat this shit, I dont even have IBS or lactose intolerance, the shit just makes me shit.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is no kryptonite when you spend all day cruising on coffee and ritalin

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the nanosecond it goes on the shelf, I am unmade. Abstention is out of the question, it's always a matter of time before I take my first hit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ew that candy cane icecream? what are u 6?

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The guy who sits next to me at the office always has this well-stocked candy bowl. Normally I avoid temptation by simply avoiding situations where unhealthy shit easily accessible (not buying junk food, sitting far from the bowl of chips during movie night, scheduling meals so that I don't have to resort to fast food, etc), but the bowl is sitting right there all fricking day.
    >They're just small candies
    I'm trying to lose weight, each one is like 50-80 calories and it's hard to have just one.

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dicks burgers....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love dicks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        eat a bag of dick's

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cacahuetes sucrees
    people sell bags of them by the beach in the south of france; if i was weak enough to cave in and buy one, i'd inhale the whole bag in one go and have to skip lunch or dinner

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i can eat one square before i get sick of it.

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can sit and eat a whole box of these easy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you know the chicken goujons are right next to them, and the sour cream dip at the end of the aisle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Surely these aren't that bad for you... doesn't even look like they're that high in sodium

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The red devil juice

    I can give up everything... but everytime I walk past one of these I have the urge to have one.
    There is literally nothing better than a nice cold coca-cola on a hot summer day. I honestly prefer this shit over beer a lot of the times.

    Also I learned that its my cure for hang over. In the morning grab a glass with shit ton of ice, straw, and pour coca cola. Finish the can or bottle fast and you feel like million bucks

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't there be good threds like this on this board but about constructive stuff? Is it because of the shills?

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Booze, particularly whiskey, is my only real vice right now. Kicked my sweet tooth, kicked cigs a long time ago, but fuuuuck giving up drinking is hard.

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everything :/

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i've been on a 1000 calories diet for 1 month and a half and i want to eat that disgusting pile of shit right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick, that's massive.
      I want one.

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This stuff is so good, I find myself having to muster all my mental strength to not down even just one of these.

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I go crazy then will you still call me superman

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    (italian from Italy here)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      zarpada picadita

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know you can feel it, iberianBro

        Another one, i can literally eat 5-8 of these shits

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not iberian. I'm from Argentina and my family if from Macerata.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Macerata
            Uh, a marchigiano then. You're welcome. Porteno?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm from the Patagonia region, far away from Porteñolandia.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mmm sosig

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I eat at least one of these every two days.

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's just so GOOD

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