ITT post interactions you've had with grills in the gym desu.

ITT post interactions you've had with grills in the gym tbh.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Me: Are you going to use this plate?
    >She: No.
    >Me: Good. *takes the plate*

    Rate me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gay/10

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not true

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely based.
      They seethe if they don't get attention, which they are used to

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are you autistic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >She: No.
      >Me: Good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no plate

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll start. In my high level computer science class, there was literally 1 girl, who was an 11/10 petite e-boi-looking white girl. Every morning, when I went to the gym around 6-7am, she'd be there and literally just be on the step machine for an hour, as if she were trying to sculpt her ass into pure iron @[email protected] The worst part is she'd always do it right in front of me, while I was on the elliptical.

    Anyways, one day I talked to her in the gym about how we were in the same class, and we started doing homework together.

    Ultimately, that's around where it ended. I had a gf, and I don't particularly care for white girls. Was still an interesting experience though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based for putting stacy in her place

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >computer science
        >Stacey
        Pick one
        She was probably just a failed normie

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was talking to a girl that approached me first. She was impressed that I was doing dumbbell chest flies because she said she struggles to do them. Anyway we got talking and I asked what she was listening to, she told me she was listening to Eminem. I said I like Eminem, especially for training. Now, before this, she told me she was going to a wedding soon, so I asked her if Eminem is going to be her wedding song.
    >mfw it wasn't her wedding it was her sisters
    >mfw Eminem isn't a song
    I haven't seen her since. That was three months ago... I wonder how the wedding went.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro, consider working on your autism, not your muscles

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw Eminem isn't a song
      how did you not know that that's an artist? and your question kind of implied you meant his discography, so she only thought you were retarded for thinking anyone would listen to eminem during a wedding

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thats bad, but not for the reasons you think. It makes sense that you'd name the artist because it implies that your asking if shes going to choose one of his songs rather than naming one specific song, which would force her to give a "no" response, and though its kind of awkward that you misunderstood what she meant by going to a wedding, its just that, a little awkward moment thats easy to laugh off.
        Where you really fucked up is that you asked her if she was going to be playing rap music at a wedding.

        cant tell if these are troll posts or actual autism posts that worry about literally nothing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >listening to shitty rap while working out
      I shiggy diggy
      Consider listening to something good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T1jdreS6ko

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thats bad, but not for the reasons you think. It makes sense that you'd name the artist because it implies that your asking if shes going to choose one of his songs rather than naming one specific song, which would force her to give a "no" response, and though its kind of awkward that you misunderstood what she meant by going to a wedding, its just that, a little awkward moment thats easy to laugh off.
      Where you really fucked up is that you asked her if she was going to be playing rap music at a wedding.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Where you really fucked up is that you asked her if she was going to be playing rap music at a wedding.
        What’s wrong with that?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He should've asked if he could rape her

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Who asks for permission to rape?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Dumbass.
              >excuse me madam, may I rape your delightful body?
              >"WTF no! Get away from me."
              >I see that you play your part well. Verily, I shall do my best aswell.
              >(rape her)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                a gentleman and a scholar

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >WHAT IS THE CHARGE? ENJOYING dicky? SOME SUCCULENT CHINESE dicky?
                >And you, Gym twink, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Gentlemen

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I do.
              >Hey babe, wanna get raped tonight?
              >Hm, nah, I'm too tired to put up a good fight. Let's just fuck.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I was having sex with my gf 6x a week but I wanted 2x a day

              I basically told her I want more sex and that I'm fucking mad about it. hinting I might leave or get it else where.

              She basically told me to attack her.

              She gave me permission to rape her.

              Except I only want to have sex in a bed and starting with missionary and foreplay... and kissing. It would be weird raping my gf in the kitchen without kissing her.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fucking americans having rap "music" at their weddings ahahah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >YWN get married to Nemnem by Stan
      Why live?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, 23
    >at local gym
    >qt 8/10 redhead I went to high school with approaches
    >’hey, you’re anon right? You look grown up’ (her exact words)
    >haha yeah thanks
    >next day in gym she makes eye contact with me
    >ignore her like a sperg for some reason
    >haven’t seen her since
    Why am I like this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      see

      bro, consider working on your autism, not your muscles

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why am I like this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wait I do this and I'm not a virgin what gives

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dodged a bullet. she's probably looking for betabuxx right now, that's how these stories always go

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Could have been your gut instinct protecting you. She could have robbed and stabbed four unfortunate boyfriends since. Your gut instinct protected you.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >She: You really shouldn't cheat curl you know. It's bad for your back
    >Me: Ok

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and then?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There was this girl that just wouldn't date me but told me we can go to the gym together if i want to and told me what gym she goes to. I ditched her, did I make a mistake? Just saying, interacting with a girl in the gym sounds awkward as fuck and I'd be all sweaty and shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you adhd gay-ass moron. Would it have killed you to try'n last for a week with her? It was a test, you moron. You smell fine in the gym, don't worry. Just show literally 1 week of commitment, and she would've been your cocksleeve.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck now that you mention it she fucking loved to play games. She once told me she has a bf, 1 week later told me she can talk to me cuz now she's single, shit like that. It's too late now though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry, boss, you dodged a bullet. Games are cute when you're flirting. When it's a year in and they're less games an more shit-tests, not so much.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the gym gigababe smiled at me
    >test and lifts increase for the whole day
    >feel better than ever
    >get home and drink because I will never have her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>get home and drink because I will never have her
      We aren't so different you and I.
      Cute cat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You posted what I was about to post ;-; <3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your failure is a self fulfilling prophecy

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >accidentally bump into woman at gym
    >get banned for sexual harassment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      for real, or are you meming? Or are you leaving out the part where you're a serial rapist?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just a misunderstood artist.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she has the body of nefertiti
    but she's 16
    i fell in love before I knew this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      don't be a gay. Don't let your dreams be memes. Go the fuck after her, senpai.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Idk man are you sure it's worth it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she has the body of nefertiti
      graverobbing. so hot right now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2 years. Can you wait that long and get on her good side?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we are two of soul, brother. only difference is I fell in love before I even knew her name

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >16
      Legal almost everywhere. What shithole do you live in?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Not enjoying her at her peak
      gay, fuck what the roasties and moral fags say, fuck her.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >doing weird shit to fix my shoulder
    >didn't fix it anyways
    >painful 10/10 bumps into me
    >tee hee sorry anon didn't see you there
    >yeah my bad my music is loud
    >what are you listening to anon
    >its the last set you don't want to know
    >aw come on anon i'm sure its something fun like metal!
    >no
    >anoooooon
    >fine
    I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS TO SUCK THE BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    she must have been ovulating or something, i'm ugly but she still giggled

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Now I'm just imagining a girl asking me what I'm listening to, and showing her this:

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Passenger of shit for last rep song, good idea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY
      >COOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
      >IT'S THE ONLY WAY

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have the horny
    >Each time a cute girl (every single girl my age in the gym) enters my vision I have to readjust the angle I face to keep her out of view to stop from staring
    >This is pretty difficult with mirrors
    >End up facing an unmirrored corner breathing heavily and sweating bullets
    >Receptionist approaches and asks if I'm feeling ok
    >Feign sickness and leave
    >emerge myself in ice water when I get home

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are you me, senpai?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why is this thread filled to the brim with gays?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          because you're on IST you dumb fuck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there's medication for what you have, anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do I stop doing this. I’m scared of making eye contact with anyone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah pretty much me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pretty relatable. my coombrain judging the fuckability of every girl that enters my vision can be pretty tiring but its part of being a man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just wish they understood that better. Like I'm not going to rape you, or even like talk to you, I'm just going to glance at your ass a bit because billions of years of evolution have programmed that to be the most interesting thing in the world to me. Is it really that bad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Protip: in situations such as these, quickly do some high volume to get a pump, pulls blood away from the dick (turns you off) and brain (helps you stop overthinking)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >emerge
      *Submerge

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >This shit happens all the time
      >Gym has a culture of never talking to anyone
      >mfw I will never be free of this pain

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      high test

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >at the stretching area
    >doing ab work and foam rolling
    >girl i kinda know through friends comes near me
    >we exchange greetings
    >she starts talking about her transformation and poses in front of me
    >ass on full display looking in the mira
    >she asks me if i have a girlfriend
    >tell her i dont
    >by this time i am finished with exrcises so i leave
    >havent seen her since, this was monday

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For fucks sake. You're a virgin, aren't you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, that shouldn’t come as a surprise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, that post very accurately describes my interactions with girls that even hint the slightest interest.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i mean kind of sigma move
      she probably had aids

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't say don't say you just broke up with someone. People who don't have gf are incels

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't talk to any girls, im that type of ugly where if I tried to flirt or talk to a girl I will instantly be charged with sexual harassment. Plus I sweat buckets whenever I lift. There isn't any cute girls in my gym since I workout in the mornings, theres like 1-3 cute girls but its mostly old shit fat retard guys and women.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2 qt 3.14s in the sauna
    >chatting about going out and school
    >i do neither
    >cute taller one sneezes
    >i say God bless you and we lock eyes
    >she says thanks and they leave shortly after
    >i am empty inside
    >I

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      god bless u too, anon

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >check girl out
    >she giggles and texts someone
    >her boyfriend comes along
    >they both giggle and look at me
    >start checking him out, HARD
    >after every set keep 'mireing him
    >at this point his girlfriend is seething and doing everything for me to just run a passing glance at her, but she's invisible to me now
    >boyfriend is getting uncomfortable, leaves with girlfriend
    >keep doing my weighted dips as i stare at him from across the gym
    I should've blown him a kiss

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *updated version

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I raped one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rape is so hot
      i hope it's the next trend kink

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she has the body of nefertiti
      but she's 16
      i fell in love before I knew this

      2 years. Can you wait that long and get on her good side?

      have a nice day immediately, subhuman scum

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        redd*t soiboy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >what you are attracted to a 16yo?! Literally subhuman!
        Amerishits hahaha

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sitting on bench in garage home gym shit-posting on IST between sets
    >6/10 mail lady drives up to put mail in mailbox
    >she waves and I wave back
    >she drives off and I think to myself “dang that bitch was mirin hard”
    >fuck around on my phone another 5 minutes try to remember what set i was on

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Qt redhair pigtailed girl enters the room.
    > Hey, do you mind if there's music on?
    > Nope??? Why the hell is this chick talking to me.
    > Looks like she's too into me.
    > Asks me what I'm training for.
    > Pull ups, too weak for them atm.
    > Laughs in a supporting tone and says they worked with bands etc to get to pull ups.
    > Claim that bands are cheating and only provide poor form and strength gains, I want it to be pure strength.
    > She giggles a bit and gets to working out her sets in that small downstairs room with lighter weights and a pull up bar meant for stretching etc type of cardio/pump type work with mirrors.

    No hate, cool chick, would've been able to bang her most likely if I were that sort of guy, too much of a little sister vibes from her that I wasn't going to like it especially with no breasts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just fuck her anon

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >girl enters gym
    >don't make eye contact
    >she gets on the treadmill
    >I do deadlifts
    >she leaves after 45 minutes

    heh, makin it

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was lifting and I somehow deluded myself into thinking that a girl that was on the treadmill was looking at me, she was probably just checking herself out. At least I realized with hindsight and didn’t end up trying to talk to her.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can recognize multiple dozen females at my gym from the asses alone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What about your mom ?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As I'm leaving
    >gym receptionist: have a good one!
    >me: have a good one!
    Fucking kill me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What’s wrong with this? If the receptionist says “have a good day” or something, I just reply with “you too”.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you a real one, my bro. Don't listen to the first replier

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also
      >gym receptionist: bye anon
      >me: bye, have a good day
      >gym receptionist: you too
      >me: you too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I used to go lift on a hotel's gym that was opened all year.
        >go on january 1st at 8AM because I'm a turbo autist and had nothing on new year's eve
        >me: Good morning! How are you doing?
        >Gym receptionist: *snore*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >applying for ajob
      >i ask the person "how are you?"
      >she says "im good, how are you?"
      >i say "im good how are you?"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >she replies "good, and you?"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My brother in christ, that's not cringe, that's just regular human interaction.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >receptionist: have a good workout!
      >me: thanks
      It’s over

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >finish my workout, waiting in the lounge area for my friend
    >cute black girl comes up to me
    >asks me if i want to go to a concert with her
    >immediately decline out of fear of women and autism
    >she looks rejected, leaves
    >never see her again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nice dubs, but also
      >cute black girl
      kys. There are infinitely many types of sexy-ass dark-skin girls. You can do better than morons.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dyel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          dyel moronlover

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Low test loser

          I want to beat you to a pulp.
          I just know your wrists would fit in an ok sign, with extra room, gay.

          seething morons lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Low test loser

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I want to beat you to a pulp.
        I just know your wrists would fit in an ok sign, with extra room, gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah not happening.
      Girl I knew in art class flirting for couple months wants me to attend bar band.
      Sure, why not. I already told her I don't alcohol or drugs.
      Take her and her slightly hotter sister to a bar (both native from northern Arizona).
      Buy her a drink. She gets more flirty. Asks for another, I just buy a pitcher for her and sis.
      I drink a coke.
      We dance on floor watching band. Slides her ass on me a bit.
      I take break and sit with sister in booth. We watch her getting grabbed by random men in crowd as she is dancing.
      I ask sister if she does this alot. She says sometimes when drunk.
      Ok. Welp, gotta go then, you guys can get bus back to your place. Sis says yeah don't worry about us.
      Chick missed a week of class and when she came back she said she didn't know what happened.
      Woke up getting rapped at some house by guys she didn't know.
      >OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she looks rejected, leaves
      Based. morons need to know they can't have anything.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This board is very autistic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think we lift?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >using the leg press on the normie side of the gym because my back was acting up and the weight room has only power racks.
    >woman asks how much time I have left
    >me: I don't know, maybe 15 minutes. I'll let you know when I finish so you can use it.
    >her: Ok. I'll be working out nearby
    >I start feeling pretty good and around 30 minutes pass
    >I get up and see her sitting on a machine behind me with a pissed off face
    >her: I have been sitting here waiting for 30 minutes. Why did you take so long? we all have the right to use the equipment

    WTF

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bro are you retarded?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have my doubts sometimes.
        Retard strength would be nice.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go to gym to workout
    >women everywhere wearing whorish clothing
    >not interested because I’m not a coombrain and have sex regularly
    >still know women are insane and are liable to cause trouble if I inadvertently spend too much time looking in their general direction
    >avoid looking at the women because I just want to be left alone to lift
    Fuggg it’s autism isn’t it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I do this exact same shit. But I’m a coombrain that’s a KHHV incel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      woah are you me

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >im working out
    >She comes up
    >She announces to me that we will work together on the machine I'm using
    >We do

    The end

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's all?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Today
    >me in the squat rack doing shoulder press
    >her cardio goblin actual 4/10
    >me oh fuck lads she's looking at me better do another set with more weight
    >her keeps looking over at me
    >me Jesus christ she wants the D, I rack the bar wrong
    >oh fuck I never used stoppers
    >awkwardly role over the saftey bar bang my head
    >stare Into the corner for 2-3 minutes frozen
    >her "hey anon are you finished, that's 8 sets"
    >me "yes"
    > leave the gym

    hope to god she's not there tommorow

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >went to grab a paper towel to wipe the sweat off my forehead
    >qt beside the dispenser
    >"it's hot in here today, isn't "
    >"good for you"

    what did she mean by this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some women are just as fucking retarded as the autists on this website. They just have an easier time getting through social interactions because they’re treated better by default. Well, either that or she was just being passive aggressive.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > adverse environmental conditions are not an excuse to cancel or reschedule training.
      >Rather, they are considered “an opportunity to excel.”

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who are you, Perterabo?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >look at them sitting lazily on the bicycle
    >shakes my head in disappointment
    >look at them walking slowly on the treadmill
    >shakes me head in disappointment

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >noob lifter at the time, like 2 weeks
    >in my tiny apartment gym on the lat pulldown machine
    >roided up lady i see all the time comes in
    >only us two in the gym
    >she immediately asks "can i get next?"
    >i say "sure just let me finish my sets"
    >"oh for a big strong guy like you it shouldnt take long"
    >shes clearly making fun of me I can hardly lift anything at this point
    >respond with "im not that strong yet"
    >she says "well finish your set! You said you needed to get stronger"
    >get nervous and do like half a rep
    >leave gym early without saying anything

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      damn you let some roided out skank bully you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literal DYELcel dream.
      If she didn’t like you she would have ignored you like every other female.
      >verification not required

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm disapointed because I was hoping your story would end with you getting pegged by her

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >doing picrel
    >cardio bunny 7/10 comes over to where my face is
    >as I start my reps she starts stretching her back right in front of me
    >she's wearing those lose super short shorts
    >her bent over ass is literally 10 inches from my face
    >i'm grunting, the exercise makes me look like I'm fucking the bench
    >she turns around and gives me THE look
    >never exchange a single word
    >still see her from time to time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      picrel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      picrel

      sensible chuckle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did you experience the aroma

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >spot this gigaqt at gym
    >Fat ass, cute face, tries hard on the lifts
    >Amazing hair too
    >One day shes squatting behind me, im deadlifting lmao 5plate
    >Decide to yolo chat her up
    >I say shes pretty strong for a girl, compliment her technique
    >She tells me youre doing pretty good too
    >Ask her name etc
    >Fast forward shes doing overheadpress, i say hi and tell her to try to widen out the grip a bit
    >She tells me "im not as wide as you haha"
    >Later on i talk with her a bit, for example once heading to cars on parking lot we walked togheter
    >But i never asked her out and creeped her out instead
    >Now we just awkwardly say hi to eachother

    Im the most autistic dumb moron on this board. Shes so fricking nice...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also another one

      >This solid 9/10 looks tall tanned girl with blue eyes, great butt and overall amazing body
      >She always has this disinteressed look, doesnt smile
      >But i did catch her glance at me as im grinding reps on squats with lmao 4pl8s
      >Once im walking past her shes on thr floor doing abs, i needed a kettlebell from behind her
      >She smiles nicely, her flexed belly looks extremely good
      >Im autistic so i walk past like patric bateman
      >She didnt smile ever after
      >Until like last month when she asked if she can take something as i was busy with squats

      Shes also coincidentally "friends" with the first girl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >moron
      that's the problem she was just being nice to you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >creeped her out
      I'll bite
      What did you do?

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all these stories
    >no one has ever spoken to me in a gym in any significant capacity

    What a day to find out I'm ugly.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was doing butterflies pretty heavy (for me) and a cute Asian girl kept glancing over at me. My chest was pretty pumped so I guess that's what she was murin'

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am literally Fudo except for the big titty blonde gf.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    none

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    watching this video was the closest I've gotten to speaking to a girl at the gym

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Today.
    >grill using the TRX machine
    >"Mind if I do a couple pullups?"
    >"Yeah go ahead."
    >rest of the day keep catching each other with eye contact

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Doing a chest/tri day
    >Part of the roof of our gym collapsed due to torrential rain so half the shit is closed off
    >Only two benches in the gym anyway
    >One in closed off area
    >Other occupied by qt p2t in basically naked yoga pants (could see her camel toe)
    >Ask her how many sets she has left
    >Three
    >Ask if she minds if I work in
    >She says yes
    >Just stand there and wait for her
    >She slowly trawls through her exercise, eventually picks up the pace when she realises I'm waiting
    >Finally finishes and I start my sets
    >Finish them in a few minutes
    >Go to do inclines
    >SHE IS FUCKING THERE
    >Ask how many sets she has again
    >Four
    >Ask her if she could let me work in since there's no other incline benches in the gym
    >She says no and I'm making her feel threatened
    >Whatever fuck you bitch
    >Do dumbells and then do the rest of my workout
    >Like 3 or 4 exercises later go to do cable flies
    >THE BITCH IS FUCKING THERE AGAIN
    >Fuck this cunt
    >Don't even ask her how many sets she has left just stand there and watch her
    >She takes her sweet fucking time, though when she sees me she immediately stops her exercise and fucks off to another part of the gym

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Thank god
      >Later some chad as fuck guy comes up and threatens me, says to not be an asshole to his friend and stop stalking her in the gym
      >Don't really respond just say "yeah, sorry man"
      >As I'm leaving I see him talking to her near the water cooler
      >Go and fill up my water
      >In my head remember those funny as fuck greentext stories about cropdusting people at gym
      >Have a smelly protein fart coming, think it'll be hilarious to let it loose and she thinks he just sharted his pants
      >Try and let it out silently
      >My asshole splits like a chasm and lets out the loudest ear rending fucking explosion from my asshole
      >They both look at me in disgust and disbelief
      >Feel my face going red
      >Keep filling up my water like I didn't hear anything
      >Oh god it smells
      >It fucking smells
      >Stop filling up water and power walk out of gym without looking back

      Went in the next day and my card didn't scan in. Was told I was under investigation for predator like behaviour.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        plz be real

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Thank god
      >Later some chad as fuck guy comes up and threatens me, says to not be an asshole to his friend and stop stalking her in the gym
      >Don't really respond just say "yeah, sorry man"
      >As I'm leaving I see him talking to her near the water cooler
      >Go and fill up my water
      >In my head remember those funny as fuck greentext stories about cropdusting people at gym
      >Have a smelly protein fart coming, think it'll be hilarious to let it loose and she thinks he just sharted his pants
      >Try and let it out silently
      >My asshole splits like a chasm and lets out the loudest ear rending fucking explosion from my asshole
      >They both look at me in disgust and disbelief
      >Feel my face going red
      >Keep filling up my water like I didn't hear anything
      >Oh god it smells
      >It fucking smells
      >Stop filling up water and power walk out of gym without looking back

      Went in the next day and my card didn't scan in. Was told I was under investigation for predator like behaviour.

      based

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce on the girl ??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Thank god
      >Later some chad as fuck guy comes up and threatens me, says to not be an asshole to his friend and stop stalking her in the gym
      >Don't really respond just say "yeah, sorry man"
      >As I'm leaving I see him talking to her near the water cooler
      >Go and fill up my water
      >In my head remember those funny as fuck greentext stories about cropdusting people at gym
      >Have a smelly protein fart coming, think it'll be hilarious to let it loose and she thinks he just sharted his pants
      >Try and let it out silently
      >My asshole splits like a chasm and lets out the loudest ear rending fucking explosion from my asshole
      >They both look at me in disgust and disbelief
      >Feel my face going red
      >Keep filling up my water like I didn't hear anything
      >Oh god it smells
      >It fucking smells
      >Stop filling up water and power walk out of gym without looking back

      Went in the next day and my card didn't scan in. Was told I was under investigation for predator like behaviour.

      this turned out to be funnier than expected kek

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >stranger smiles when eye contact is made, you know exactly what i mean
    >mute pointing at equipment/benches/racks/etc with questioning looks on our faces waiting for a thumbs up or verbal "i'm using that" (everyone uses headphones or earbuds)
    I have one friend that I used to work with and we'll chat when we run into each other. she's cute but no real precedent of flirting/mires to warrant a move be made, so it's platonic

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >couple in the gym that goes at the same times as me is a bad bitch pixie and a dude who looks just like Lil Dicky
    >one day I set up my deadlift and do 4.5pl8 for five
    >finish up, see her trying to catch my eyes
    >as I take the weights off, within my earshot the Lil Dicky clone goes “nah babe that wasn’t impressive, I’ve seen kids on Tiktok do more than that”
    >she giggles and looks back up at me, but I’m already about done and leave
    >five minutes later they’re at that same power cage, her spotting him as he’s struggling with 0.5pl8 OHP
    Fuck you Lil Dicky clone I’m ripping your head off next time I see you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao you got cockblocked by a literal zoomer cuck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >“nah babe that wasn’t impressive, I’ve seen kids on Tiktok do more than that”

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lift, lift, punch, lift

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got a girls number in the sauna after a few times of catching each other mirin.
    I texted her a few times, she gave zoomer responses, I sent her an over the top sexual message (probably not the best call), and she never texted back. Deleted her number and haven’t seen her at the gym since. Oh well

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >monday
    >workout finished, went to another room to stretch and do some calisthenics
    >qt is there also doing some meme stuff with weights strapped on her legs
    >pause for rest
    >look at her and say something like "nice start for the week, huh?"
    >"don't mention it, I want it to end already xD"
    >"lmao why is that, mine didn't even begun yet"
    >go back to my workouts

    It didn't feel as autism to me, but writing it down now made me realize that maybe it was

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have home gym
    >never interact with women

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >my only good thing is being tall and "white" for latinoamerica country standards
    >i watched 30 mins of youtube vids and learn how to take good photos
    >one day the gym is empty as fuck
    >only me and giga stacey with 10/10 body and 6/10 face
    >she ask me if i can take a few photos
    >we talk more often after this
    >one day i try to be more "friendly"
    >tell her she look cute
    >she smiles and get shy
    >hug me and grabs my ass
    >ask her to go out the weekend
    >ghosted
    >months pass, i realize i will never have a chance with her so now i treat her like a friend
    >she ask me how her outfit is
    >"you look like a crack whore haha"
    >we laugh
    >"anon, you dont say im cute anymore haha"
    >tell her i was being nice to her because i wanted to fuck her like the 2k men on her dms (she is kinda popular on instagram)
    >she laughs again
    >that weekend she invite me to drink
    >had sex with her
    >the moment we leaving her room she says "see you around cowboy" and fingergun me
    i know i will get attached and ruin this because she is not into relationships

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oh fuck off dude, just enjoy yourself while you can. you won't end up married but these will be good memories

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the moment we leaving her room she says "see you around cowboy" and fingergun me
      she sounds cool af, happy for you
      i want to fucking kill myself with my handgun

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        same anon. same.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>the moment we leaving her room she says "see you around cowboy" and fingergun me
      honestly cringe.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not cringe when your balls are empty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      probably didn't happen but good story nonetheless

  49. 1 month ago
    GORILLA

    Segregate gyms form women

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >talking to my balding mexican bro
    >cute asian girl asks me to film her benching
    >gives me her phone and i film her set
    >give her back her phone and say your form is better than mine haha
    >she laughs
    >looks me in the eye expectantly
    >I walk away
    WHY THE FUCK DIDNT I GET HER NUMBER
    HER PHONE WAS IN MY GODDAMN LITERAL HAND
    AAAAAAAAAAA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve never seen a dude get a woman’s number in real-time yet I increasingly feel like I’m disappointing the women I have pleasant conversations with by not asking for it. Am I delusional or is pulling a number actually a thing in the current year that won’t get you labeled a creep? It kind of seems like a myth to me outside of night life.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, you are delusional. If the conversation goes well and she seems receptive towards you, it doesn't hurt to ask. If she isn't interested she'll just say she has a bf or something, or she might actually have one who knows. Point is, you're not going to be labeled a creep for asking for a number lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the norm is to ask for her instagram, not the number

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >number
        You people are referring to her bank account number right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I’ve never seen a dude get a woman’s number in real-time yet I increasingly feel like I’m disappointing the women I have pleasant conversations with by not asking for it. Am I delusional or is pulling a number actually a thing in the current year that won’t get you labeled a creep? It kind of seems like a myth to me outside of night life.
        The one and only time I asked for a girl's number in person I got it after maybe 2 min of conversation (basically when I ran out of small talk things to ask her). The next day I sent her a message asking her out to lunch after the gym but she sent me an ambiguous excuse about her cats. I sent an open ended invite whenever she was free and it ended there.

        No idea if this is good or not, I stopped trying because it felt like a retarded way to meet people and would rarely lead to anything. My friend seemed impressed though.

        Like I see cute women on the subway that are looking at me and are giving me body language/signals. But okay do they really expect me to walk up to them and be like "Hi I'm anon, I think you look cute and I was wondering if I could get your number?". And then fine she says yes/no. I have no issue doing that.

        But talking on the subway is extremely rare here (Toronto) and I've never ever seen someone cold approach on public transit. Just doesn't happen.

        The only way I can see to make it feel organic is to comment on some shit they are reading or wearing. 95% of women are just glued to their phone or have headphones in so it's rare for that to ever happen. The closest I have come to ever using day game is trying to talk to women in my apartment building. But it's a low rise so there are like 3 there I would bang and I rarely bump into them. And this is a dense city.

        How the fuck are you supposed to do this shit lmao. Like do I just hit up some board game club open to the public and become the chad of that group and steal their women?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Also from Toronto, I've had friends approach girls in the Subway, but then again they're drug dealers so they're very used to cold approaching
          >But okay do they really expect me to walk up to them and be like "Hi I'm anon, I think you look cute and I was wondering if I could get your number?". And then fine she says yes/no. I have no issue doing that.
          Read Models by Mark Manson. If you say "hey I know this is weird but I think you're cute and wanted to meet you" you signal that yeah you're breaking the social contract of talking on the subway and since you acknowledge it you're not a weirdo

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >If you say "hey I know this is weird but I think you're cute and wanted to meet you" you signal that yeah you're breaking the social contract of talking on the subway and since you acknowledge it you're not a weirdo
            Okay interesting. That sounds like something I could try.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Cold approach only works if you look decent and can handle improvisation otherwise its not going to work.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have the first part down because good face & height

                I am just autismo

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have the first part down because good face & height

                I am just autismo

                Don't listen to this LULZ incel who doesn't even know what a cold approach is. Cold approach means you literally have just seen them for under 5 seconds and you go up to them. If they're giving signals on the subway it's definitely warmer than cold

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bwXFz17HUg

                Not really all you need is to make a funky beat and some catchy song lyrics and imago... To make a "Hit" Song for the top 40 lists.

                Joey can't make proper songs that will land a hit spot but this meme shit gets on the top of the charts. Society is doomed.

                DYEM (do you even music)? Artists no matter how shitty make hundreds of songs that go unreleased versus ones that do...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I agree, Models is a great book

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >But okay do they really expect me to walk up to them and be like "Hi I'm anon, I think you look cute and I was wondering if I could get your number?". And then fine she says yes/no.
          i've literally only ever seen this done in youtube videos.
          in real life it just doesn't happen. it sounds OK in theory but it's practically some kinda taboo.
          the same goes for making friends via simple approaching. it just doesn't work that way.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >but it's practically some kinda taboo.
            It is some kind of taboo which is why you acknowledge that it's weird, read the other reply to the post

            >the same goes for making friends via simple approaching. it just doesn't work that way.
            You know that making friends is about non sexual/different interests than asking a girl out right? Literally all friendships are made over a common bond, while relationships are made over sexual/romantic interest + compatibility

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        From my experience, girls give their phone number is 2/3 of cases. Even the ones who already have a bf.
        The issue is to get them on a date. They have a ton of dms from horny guys and they crave validation. Often they give the number just to get validation and show off in from of other girls, make their bfs envious.
        My advice, don't text her after getting the number. Call her in the evening. If she doesn't answer, don't bother to contact her again. And don't take insta instead of a phone number. You will be just another follower. If she's serious, she will give it. But keep in mind, you aren't in her social circle. So there is no penalty for her for chosting on you even if you are in the relationship. Chosting=fuck this shit just dump her and move on.
        And from my experience, you need to get like a 100 numbers to get 5 dates and a single gf

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Women will give their number because they don't want to get assaulted or raped. You should definitely wait a bit to text her (don't call her wtf is wrong with you) so you don't come across as needy.
          You're also right about 100 numbers to get 5 dates and a single gf and that's actually not demoralising at all. If you can make a hit song after only making 100 songs you're doing really well.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not really all you need is to make a funky beat and some catchy song lyrics and imago... To make a "Hit" Song for the top 40 lists.

            Joey can't make proper songs that will land a hit spot but this meme shit gets on the top of the charts. Society is doomed.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >they don't want to get assaulted or raped
            unless i'm alone with her in some abandoned alley, how does she think that's going to happen? i know this is the wrong place to ask this, but are women really this paranoid about this shit?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >are women really this paranoid about this shit?
              Yes. There's posts here all the time about this. A recent one I remember was about a guy's female friend who is petrified every time she walks to her car in the parking lot after dark. Another one I specifically remember was a guy's gf who was still terrified of people walking on the sidewalk towards her even though she's walking their two huge dogs with jaws strong enough to crush a softball

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I would stick to calling. The thing why I prefer cold approach over tinder and phone conversation over text is non verbal information you give: your confidence, intonation, your voice, how you act, how you make a joke instantly, etc. And I don't want to spend half an hour dming anyone just to entertain them when they are bored a have none actual intention to meet anyone. If you have guts to take a number from a hot girl and don't shit your pants, it add you 1 on the scale of ten. Same with calling. Girls like men of action who are confident. Just too many time wasters and, thanks to the social media and all the simps, many girls have insanely boosted ego and would date no one lesser than a billionaire or a super model.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't keep reading after you said non verbal information
              You're literally only supposed to text to set up an in person meetup and then you can give all the non verbal information you want lol

              plis help

              [...]
              if you call before texting that freaks girls out

              is also right, besides who picks up random phone numbers anymore?

              plis help

              [...]
              if you call before texting that freaks girls out

              It's a guy just ask him stop being weird

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >And from my experience, you need to get like a 100 numbers to get 5 dates and a single gf
          That doesn't sound too bad. I worry that it's going to be like 30-100 dates to get a gf.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dude just ask if they want to go get coffee sometime its not that hard.

        >go to coffee: date 1
        >then go to dinner: date 2
        >then go to dinner and then show them something at your place ( a dog, puppy, musical instrument, hobby, anything they will come to see): date 3
        >kiss face -> grope -> fug
        its that easy, if you cant do this they weren't interested or are taken

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I always skip date 1 and combine date 2 and 3 where I cook dinner and fug at my house.

          If you can't do this they weren't interested or are taken.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Half the responses in this threat is autistic. If you have a good chat with a chick or feel there's a connection ask her what her "insta" is.

        If she doesn't want to give you her insta, she'll give you her number.

        If she's not interested she'll pass and move on.

        If she does give you her insta or number, take it - finish your set and then head home. Have a shower and then DM/text.

        The rest of this board acts like everything has to be calculated to a T.

        >t. body count higher than age

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't have any social media, is that a requirement?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Talk more. Use more words. It smooths shit out. Take a deep fucking breath and calm down dude. It's not the end of the world.

      My gym has a little smoothie bar
      >Sir, would you like a free smoothie? The guy who ordered it left and hasn't come back
      >Yeah, sure?

      Sick

      >Girl follows me around the gym
      >if I'm working out next to her and move away she'll do 1 more set then come pick a bit of equipment near me
      >every. single. time. Doesn't matter what I do or what day it is I do it.
      >Always catch her staring in the mirrors
      >Bit uncomfortable so break the ice by smiling at her
      >she smiles back
      >continue exchanging a smile every time we see each other in the gym
      >she's always got headphones on so I don't wanna interrupt her music or anything
      >she finds ways to sit while facing towards me, even if it means mounting a bench as though she's riding it
      >one day think "fuck it, this has gone on long enough"
      >smile when I see her next
      >she has her headphones on
      >"Hey, what's your name?"
      >she stumbles on her words "g-good thanks"
      >she looks visibly confused and goes to the other side of the gym
      >never see her again

      She dropped her spaghetti and wanted to kill herself. A shame she was too cowardly to stick around

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >looks me in the eye expectantly
      I must be autistic because I don't understand this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sometimes people look at you expecting you to say something but you don't because you are socially retarded, i know this from experience btw

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have dreams where I'm given a pill that totally cures me of my autistic quirks and my life makes an immediate 180 and I'm finally happy. Then I wake up

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My gym has a little smoothie bar
    >Sir, would you like a free smoothie? The guy who ordered it left and hasn't come back
    >Yeah, sure?

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Girl follows me around the gym
    >if I'm working out next to her and move away she'll do 1 more set then come pick a bit of equipment near me
    >every. single. time. Doesn't matter what I do or what day it is I do it.
    >Always catch her staring in the mirrors
    >Bit uncomfortable so break the ice by smiling at her
    >she smiles back
    >continue exchanging a smile every time we see each other in the gym
    >she's always got headphones on so I don't wanna interrupt her music or anything
    >she finds ways to sit while facing towards me, even if it means mounting a bench as though she's riding it
    >one day think "fuck it, this has gone on long enough"
    >smile when I see her next
    >she has her headphones on
    >"Hey, what's your name?"
    >she stumbles on her words "g-good thanks"
    >she looks visibly confused and goes to the other side of the gym
    >never see her again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a ghost and by forcing her to speak you let her spirit rest in peace.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      maybe she just thought you're a funny guy. like a clown, you amused her.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >drop my ear bud case and they scatter
    >girl comes running from halfway across the room to pick them up for me

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    only had a girl approach me once, went like this
    >hey, are you a power lifter? like competitively?
    >no, why?
    >you just look like a powerlifter
    >no, I'm not
    >oh, well I'm looking for a powerlifting league to join
    >...
    no idea if this was a mire or her trying to start conversation because she was interested but i imagine she might have a bit of trouble joining a league with a 95lb squat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>you just look like a powerlifter
      >I'LL POWERLIFT YOU, YOU FUCKING SKANK
      There is only one way this conversation should have gone and you failed to take it there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah yeah, I was blaring music and had just finished a set, the likelihood of coming up with anything witty within the next 10 minutes was close to 0

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was lifting once and went to finish up with lateral raises and one of the girls working at the gym came up to me and said "I feel like I have to tell you this, you look like you're really in touch with your body"

    I just said "oh thanks" because idk wtf to say to that. She was smiling at me and waved as I walked out so if I saw her again I would have probably chatted her up but covid happened after that and I got a home gym so never saw her again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she definitely noticed you leave forever you probably live in her head rent free

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      unironically if you say "you could be too" in a fun flirty way it literally cannot go tits up.

      this board 100% believes if you respond to a women you'll be ejected but ABSOLUTELY WORST CASE SCENARIO is she complains if you're an absolute 3/10 and they pull cameras as proof they'll see she approached you and you're fine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >this board 100% believes if you respond to a women you'll be ejected

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >this board 100% believes if you respond to a women you'll be ejected

        Well it was a university gym which I continued to use after graduating so that wouldn't have happened. If she took it the wrong way I would have been banned no questions asked.

        I would have said that though if I had thought of it. Pussy was the last thing on my mind when she came up to me and told me that shit.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what do you guys think when you see fat girls at the gym

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >walk up to qt
    >"hey I'm anon I don't think I've seen you here before"
    >gril "oh yeah, I just started coming here with my boyfriend"
    >"got it see you later"

    That was when I was single and fed up with trying to date so I just left lol

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >girl approaches me when I'm doing cardio and asks if she can sit next me
    >also compliments my shirt, which was a plain red shirt with no logo, I go out of my way to buy unassuming and fit for purpose shirts so that fucked with me on a really deep level and I couldn't help but think that she was playing mindgames with me
    >whimper "p-please leave me alone" at her on the verge of tears
    >get so anxious about the shirt rapist that I spent an entire hour on the exercise bike cycling at full speed in a trance and couldn't walk afterwards
    >female gym staff approached me after someone informed her that there was a guy struggling to move
    >started bubbling in tears and hyperventilating
    >couldn't remember what happened after that but my mother ended up picking me up from the gym
    >had to get my mom to cancel my gym subscription over the phone too because it was the same staff member
    I'm better with girls now but still, what the fuck, it was a plain red shirt. I mean it's a comfy shirt, but she couldn't tell that just by looking at it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      for god's sake please tell me you made this up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm autistic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this might be the first time where i actually want the shitpost to not be true

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have a home gym
    >frequently get asked on nights out "what gym do you go to? we should work out together"
    >50% of the time I say "it's just wiifit and zumba"
    >other 50% tell them they'll have to come home with me to see it

    Both get chicks back consistently, except I've had to do the occasional "omg do weighted pull-ups for me" thing drunk white girls say when they see it

    >tfw none of these women let me forget the one date where I really vibed with a girl and got ghosted
    >lives in my head rent-free because she was so care-free and fun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I've had to do the occasional "omg do weighted pull-ups for me" thing drunk white girls say when they see it
      How do I reach this mode

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >see unreasonably hot girl at gym
    >go to gym's instagram page and see her tagged in a picture
    >go to her instagram
    >many lewds
    >she doesn't shave her legs
    >boner dead
    >penis shrinks now every time I see her at the gym fully clothed

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >her: Can you show me how to do this workout
    > I: I'm busy right now. Go ask the staff
    >her: Sorry to bother you
    > I: (was I on 49 or 59...damnit)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gigachad

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me, have been working out for about 7month
    >It's my first gym ever
    >One morning, I was in middle of a session
    > some hot girl walks in kinda skinnyfat but 9/10 face, you can tell she's gonna start working out for the first time in her life
    >Asks "how is this gym?"
    >*Wheeeze hufff huff* *deep breathe huff huff wheeeze*
    >Ask her "What?", Even though I heard her the first time
    >Is this gym good? How long have you been working out here?
    >* Wheeze huff puff wheeze deep breathe*
    >Yes is good.
    >Put my headphones back on and go back to my routine
    I don't know why I said and did the things I did, I guess my brain stopped working because it got overloaded or something

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am baffled how you guys get interaction with women at the gym. About the only times I talk to them is when I ask them if they need this equipment or how much longer they are gonna use this machine or whatever. Do girls really want me to walk up to them and say something like "hey I havent seen you here before im anon. Blah Blah. Can I have your phone number?" Does that actually work?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It works if they are following you around the gym and trying to show you their ass

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I went to a majority black public highschool and played football. My workout partner one year was this black guy I knew since middle school. He was pretty poor and into selling drugs.

    Anyways, while we were working out he asked me one day if I'd drive him about 45 mins to pick up a grill that Saturday and I didn't have shit to do so I figured he was asking because I had a truck and that he needed to go buy like a used BBQ grill or something- anyways we get to the place and it is a fucking trap house shithole and he goes inside and comes back out with nothing and I ask where's the grill and he shows me a fucking fake-ass silver grill for his teeth lol. Anyways that's my gym/grill story.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This absolute plain white chick has a solid 8/10 ass and nothing else. Although she never leaves the gym without a sweat and has a decent squat.

    I have no idea how to approach her tho, she seems nice enough for a chat but isn’t it annoying when someone tries to start a convo at the gym?

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Doing Pendlay Rows and during my rest this
    >Stacy comes up to me and points to a barbell loaded with 2.5 plate on the floor, and asks me something.
    >”did you set up that?”
    >”No”, *continue training*

    the tone she used came off as if she wanted me to disassemble the barbell with plates for her (was loaded with 3 plate) but just disregarded her

    No one on sight was using that setup and she didn’t bother with it and went and did some smith machine shit.

    Pic not related

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >squatting
    >girl at rack next to me 8/10 fit blasian with tats
    >the handful of times ive seen her at the gym i can tell shes actually strong despite being fairly petite and takes workouts seriously
    >shes hip thrusting 4pl8s
    >lowkey miring
    >her bar is sitting on plates to elevate it off the ground
    >as she's sitting down to start her set the bar rolls off the plate on one side and almost into her
    >i swoop in, stop it, and put it back in place with one arm
    >she graciously thanks me
    >end of story

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Doing OHP in the squat rack in between my squats
    >JK, doing my leg day
    >Hot ass gym bunny asks to work in
    >Shrug
    >Asks for a spot and grinds her ass into me on purpose with a smirk
    >Ignore it and hit my PR
    >She tries to talk to me in between grinds and eventually give me her phone number
    >Don't care, never text, she's too forward
    >Anyway I'm married to a still-attractive tradwife and have 3 kids and a woman on the side for when I'm on a business trip and need to nut
    >Still frustrated after her teasing so I finally let one of the gym twinks suck me off while I think of her ass
    >Go home
    >Fuck my wife and throw a nut in her ass for good measure
    >Next gym day I'm doing arms but she makes me spot her on the rack again
    >Asks why I haven't texted her
    >Tell her I'm married
    >Says she doesn't mind
    >Tell her I already have a side piece and don't have the time
    >She frowns and says too bad and let her know if I change my mind

    Anyway, now I have a rotating crew of twinks I need to blow me after my workout so my wife doesn't get suHispanicious. THinking of changing to a home gym but I actually like my gym. Kinda sucks but meh it's whatever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nice larp karl

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >keep seeing varbie look at me
    >i'm dyel as fuck especially compared to the people at my gym
    >doing curls in front of mirror, looking at myself
    >she stands up from whatever she's doing behind me and looks at me
    >i'm staring in the mirror and she's right behind me, maybe she thinks i'm looking at her?
    >she preens, flattens her clothing and straightens out, then when i don't react she quickly looks away

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you had just smiled could be living the dream

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >start of workout
    >try to look for foam roller before squats
    >one right next to 2 cardio bunnies. Butterface chink and blonde 7/10. Posing in front of the mirror with a 700dollar camera on a tripod
    >already prepped for an obnoxious interaction
    >"Hey, you guys using this?"
    >butterfacechink: "Lol no, I don't even know what that is. Tee-hee"
    >blonde turns around
    >"OHHHHH, you drink c4?? You must be new or something!" *giggles*

    I had a can of c4 from the gas station since I just came in from work. Typically pick something else but the starburst flavors are fire.

    >I go to reach for the foam roller since this conversation is a waste of time
    >blonde: "what flavor even isss that? *giggle*... Oh. They don't sell that here."
    >"I didn't buy it here. Just like the taste of these ones."
    >chink and blonde look at me in silence
    >"Well uh... Thanks for nothing I guess?"
    >both watch me walk away

    Some time passes, I do my workout, finish up on the treadmill.

    >sees the two cardiobunnies from before walk past my machine. Chink is all smiles and laughing, blonde is actively hiding behind her friend avoiding my gaze.
    >haven't seen them since

    Idk what they were on about. Maybe the blonde was trying to flirt and I failed to register since her tone was one of condescension? Fuck if I know, weird to leave the gym forever or change your whole schedule just from one awkward interaction.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >lift weights in weight section
    >women comes over, does ass exercises nearby, 7x 12 x 5
    >beds over, ass and leg stretches x30s
    >check out ass and pussy,
    >mentally rate
    >check out face, imagine life together
    >continue my workout
    >leaves
    >new woman comes over...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So this girl is healthy weight right? She seems kind of borderline but I feel like we’ve just gotten to used to people being fat that a skinny woman is automatically called anorexic

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, late 20s
    >never been the biggest guy at the gym; not even close. But I've always held my own and never stood out as a lanklet
    >glorious 9/10 face, though. Bitches drip when they see me
    >see grill there pretty frequently
    >always doing handstands and shit against the walls
    >kinda cute face, but thiccc as all hell
    >one day she comes up to me and says something, I don't remember what it was
    >i'm not autistic and know how to hold a conversation, so she and I talk for a little bit
    >whenever I'm there, she literally skips over to me
    >always laughs at retarded things I say
    >always tells me how 'jacked' I look
    >very clear what shes after
    >mention my girlfriend (now my wife) to her after the 6th time talking
    >she talks to me for 20 more seconds, then says she has to get back to what she was doing
    >whenver I see her now, she just waves

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i'm not autistic and know how to hold a conversation
      This comment is a direct assault on America

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was squatting 440 and a girl came up to me to ask if I was finished told her not even close and flexed a cep.

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Be femanon
    >Enter the women's locker room
    >Be wearing ratty hoodie and some oversized sweatpants
    >there's a legion of zoomers taking selfies of themselves
    >clothing looks more like a bikini than functional
    >half of them are lost in their phones and clogging up the seat in the middle
    >Hey uuuummm, we're making a tiktok, can you go elsewhere?
    >mfw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I always get approached by the girls in skin tights but I want to be approached by women in baggy clothes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Join the tik tok generation

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day gay garden gnome bitch

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I am not gay, or gnomish, or a woman.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Um....not what I hear boyo. The guys at the gym were saying how you converted to Judaism and to celebrate you took your bf (trans girl) to the gogo dancing disco club.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >lifting freeweights
    >gym to myself and one other guy
    >cougar thot enters freeweights section
    >immediately leave for machines section
    >cougar follows me into machines section
    >finish my set and return to freeweights section
    >gymthot stays in the freeweights section
    >can tell the one other guy is pleased
    >no communication passes between us

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What?

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I legitimately cannot think of an interaction I've had with a girl at the gym. There've been a few times when friends (girls) has come to the gym with me if that counts, but otherwise I never interact with girls at the gym.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wait I have a weird one I just remembered.
      >doing deadlifts one day
      >deadlift platforms are on the outside of the squat racks (so you can have one person deadlifting while someone else does squats in the rack at the same time)
      >girl comes up and asks if she can use the inside of the squat rack
      >tell her she can
      >she puts the safeties super low and puts the empty bar on them
      >starts to do reverse rows/australian pull ups with her legs spread as wide as possible
      >of course she's wearing yoga pants so tight you can see every wrinkle of her asshole
      >specifically waits for me to start my deadlift sets to do them so my face is like 2 feet from her bagina for every rep
      >I didn't have to imagine the smell
      After a few sets she got up and left.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I didn't have to imagine the smell

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a pretty young blond in my gym. When I enter the gym and see her lifting weights I just go ride an exercise bike for awhile and hope she leaves.

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >biggest guy in gym gives me a tip on some workout
    >for some reason I go "I see they finally took you in" thinking he's a trainer now or something
    >"But I'm the owner of this gym"

    I still don't know what passed through my mind to reach that logical conclusion.

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Back when I had hair I was flirting with the receptionists, one of them went on my ig and literally liked all my pictures, she was hot asf too (weightlifting champion in my little country) but I had a gf at the time. Now 3 years later I lost my beautiful hair and my confidence, so I just blast music on my headphones all the time, don't talk to anyone, y'know, like a regular gymcel. I wear a hat at the gym too which prob looks stupid and insecure, shaving my head didn't help either. Oh well

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of women like bald 'cause it makes you look like their dads, something they often (if unconsciously) look in a man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That may be true and all, but I feel like a lesser man because of it. I have so many advantages but I feel like balding negates them all. I already had very bad body dysmorphia when I was a teenager, to the point I wanted to kill myself (but I chose gym instead and fixed my body), I know I have issues with self-image.
        Anyways, thank you for the support man, I really needed to get this off my chest, it's been really rough lately

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have hair and I wear a hat in the gym. I see lots of people wearing hats in the gym, both bald and haired. Helps keep sweat off your face.

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >girl walks in the changing room
    >im only wearing my underwear
    >"sorry for barging in >///<"
    >mfw my gym only has one changing room

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw my gym only has one changing room
      pretty sure that's illegal

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not in countries that truly support equality.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the media is pushing that everyone is equal in worth/ability and not that everyone is the same
          there would be no need to change anything if everyone was already the same

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No shit, I was joking.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not im my backwards eastern european country

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a guy helped me to move the bar on my hips for HT today (he approached me and asked if he should help). does this mean he likes me?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      plis help

      I would stick to calling. The thing why I prefer cold approach over tinder and phone conversation over text is non verbal information you give: your confidence, intonation, your voice, how you act, how you make a joke instantly, etc. And I don't want to spend half an hour dming anyone just to entertain them when they are bored a have none actual intention to meet anyone. If you have guts to take a number from a hot girl and don't shit your pants, it add you 1 on the scale of ten. Same with calling. Girls like men of action who are confident. Just too many time wasters and, thanks to the social media and all the simps, many girls have insanely boosted ego and would date no one lesser than a billionaire or a super model.

      if you call before texting that freaks girls out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You will NEVER be a woman.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not a tr00n

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a gay or are you a grill?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        am girl but fairly unfit
        I was HTing 240 and when I couldn't get the bar on my thighs anymore (I had a yoga mat folded up on them as padding but didn't manage to pull the bar over it) he came over and offered to put the bar on my thighs
        so he deadlifted it on me saying "but this is heavy!" to joke a bit
        he was so close I could smell him 🙁 he's easily one of the biggest guys in the gym

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >walking to water fountain
    >older woman on treadmill drops phone as I walk by
    >pick up phone and hand it to her

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cycling alone in gym
    >turn the tv on to watch some old scifi movie
    >lady enters and uses treadmill
    >finish cycling
    >offer lady the remote
    >she says no, she's working
    >smiles both ways
    >unsure if I should turn off tv
    >decide to leave it on and leave the remote by the tv

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Doing OHP in the squat rack in between my squats
    >JK, doing my leg day
    >Hot ass gym bunny asks to work in
    >Shrug
    >Asks for a spot and grinds her ass into me on purpose with a smirk
    >Ignore it and hit my PR
    >She tries to talk to me in between grinds and eventually give me her phone number
    >Don't care, never text, she's too forward
    >Anyway I'm married to a still-attractive tradwife and have 3 kids and a woman on the side for when I'm on a business trip and need to nut
    >Still frustrated after her teasing so I finally let one of the gym twinks suck me off while I think of her ass
    >Go home
    >Fuck my wife and throw a nut in her ass for good measure
    >Next gym day I'm doing arms but she makes me spot her on the rack again
    >Asks why I haven't texted her
    >Tell her I'm married
    >Says she doesn't mind
    >Tell her I already have a side piece and don't have the time
    >She frowns and says too bad and let her know if I change my mind

    Anyway, now I have a rotating crew of twinks I need to blow me after my workout so my wife doesn't get suHispanicious. THinking of changing to a home gym but I actually like my gym. Kinda sucks but meh it's whatever

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m one of the only guys in my climbing gym that has arms bigger than the circumference of a Pringles can so my interactions are always pretty funny. If I have headphones on but no music I can constantly hear people talk about me, and my girlfriend always lets me know what people were saying/gesturing if I’m not paying attention (usually they’ll flex their arms at each other while looking at me, or say something like damn that guy is strong as fuck)

    As for interactions it’s usually something like “can you show us how to do this climb” and that happens literally every single day 6 days a week.

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw your local gym is one of the best in the country for variety of machines but hardly any women go there because they're intimidated by all the bodybuilders

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that’s a real gym

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're retarded for thinking that anyway, not only are the bodybuilders actually all nice and willing to give advice to newbies but they're too focused on their workout to be harassing women. That kind of thing is way more common at the normie gyms

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I make zero eye contact with people at the gym unless I'm asking them if they're done using any plates/equipment.

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >take a wrong turn
    >realize I've gone too far and put myself in a vulnerable position
    >I'm in the female rest room
    >scan environment
    >realize I'm alone and can exit without spilling spaghetti
    >hear noise approaching the door
    >hide.exe
    >hiding in corner behind stalls
    >hear foot steps enter room and stop by entrance
    >hear what sounds like a brief case open?!
    >*radio cracks*
    >"ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!"
    >idiot doesn't realize he posted up by himself
    >knife him in the back while he wastes his kill steak trying to revenge kill me as I camp in the corner
    >mfw I'm just playing terminal in MW2

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I miss it so much bros. It was the golden age, everything after was worse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >terminal in MW2
      those were the times

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >at gym doing OHP, half way through final set and struggling
    >laser focused with music turned up to 11, dont care about or hear anything happening around me
    >Feel someone tapping on my back
    >ignore it
    >keeps going, getting more aggressive
    >start bubbling with anger that some fucking knuckle dragging retard is trying to bother me while I'm clearly trying to focus
    >still tapping me, finish out set and rerack, Im so angry at this point that I can feel the pressure on my teeth from how clenched they are
    >whirl around and grab stupid fucking retard by the shirt while yelling "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT DUMBASS" expecting some stupid ass zoomer to be there.
    >its some dumb bitch around my age who looks like she is about to get hit by a car
    >gurgles out some dumb women shit
    >I respond by repeating what she said at me in a mocking baby voice but because Im so worked up It sounds like incoherent babbling
    >let go of her shit and she scurrys away
    >5 minutes later im cooling off on a chair when staff come up to me talking about how some people complained they are worried about my mental health and thing I might be a danger to other gym goers
    >Im composed now and tell them that they got the wrong guy
    >"but they said"
    >nope, wrong guy I think I saw the one your talking about in the sauna
    >wagie heads towards sauna
    >leave and dont go back
    >get homegym instead
    you'd think having earbuds in, mid set and ignoring the first few taps would have made her buzz off, least I dont have to deal with the influx of zoom zooms.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I respond by repeating what she said at me in a mocking baby voice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I respond by repeating what she said at me in a mocking baby voice
      based

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >nope, wrong guy

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Just got a new membership at a gym
    >had been working out for a couple of years by that point, had a decent physique
    >2 free personal training sessions come with the membership
    >Tell the guy signing me up I don't care who I get. I had no intention of continuing to use their PTs
    >puts me with an 8/10 super fit trainer girl
    >puts me through a typical meme workout
    >was extremely handsy with me both sessions, anytime I'd do lat pull downs or rows she would grab my lats and hold them for example, or touching my chest during pec flyes
    >would wear shirt with an exposed midriff and short skin-tight booty shorts
    >she "shows" me how to foam roll with her and tells me to look at her as she blatantly shows off her ass
    >asked me if I wanted to pay for more sessions with her. Said no. No fucking way I'm having a woman train me

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >waiting for squat rack
    >6/10 chubby blonde with a nice face is also waiting for one
    >she initiates, blah blah how long have you been working out blah blah
    >she's just started
    >she asks if I have a snap
    >say I do
    >she asks if I want hers
    >"maybe once you lose some weight"
    >awkward pause
    >"I mean, why else are you here?"
    >thank gracious God one of the racks opens up
    >point to it say "ladies first, see ya around"
    >she looks like she's going to cry
    >she still crushes her set
    >still see her around, she's losing weight
    >she looks good
    >I'll never get her, but someone will

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every gym needs a motivational speaker such as yourself

      >in the bathroom in the men's locker room
      >ate an entire jar of pickled jalapenos last night along with cheese and liver pate on crackers
      >protein shake for breakfast with jersey milk and a shot of coffee
      >naturally it's the nastiest wettest smelliest most explosive shit you could possible conceive of
      >pretty sure I created my own personal river ganges in that moment, the local pajeets would feel nostalgic if they caught a whiff of my marinated gutrot
      >forget the bowl being splattered brown that shit was ricocheting and painting my entire asscheeks yellow-green with chunks of 'peno to boot
      >naturally I had to wipe a lot, even had to wet the towel and add soap to it just so I could be close to clean enough to get in the shower afterwards
      >the entire time someone was hammering on the door
      >can't blame them, I was on there a solid 40 minutes
      >get out and it's a woman
      >some zoomer dyke with a crew cut
      >"Hey, I'm sorry to tell you this after you've waited for so long but you know this is the men's bathroom, right?"
      >she mumbles something about being a man, I guess she's one of those FtMs?
      >laugh it off and say that not even I'd have the balls to go in there after what I just did
      >she storms in in a huff
      >"HRRROAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH"
      >got to admit she sounded really manly, not even a T-Rex could pull off a sound like that
      >"UURRRGHHOURRRGHHGHHHH"
      >start to feel sick just from hearing it so I head off to the shower
      >don't see her again after that for another 5 months
      >she now has her hair grown out and hasn't appeared in the male bathroom since
      >mvq you shitted so hard you detransitioned someone

      >>she storms off in a huff
      Obviously they didn't have to use the bathroom that badly if they could just waste 40 mins and then leave... Webm related next time you see her headed to the bathroom.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bro she stormed into the bathroom.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My bad, I thought it was bathroom with a shower and the hroagh was her war cry as she stormed off.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's honestly a lot funnier than what happened.

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >in the bathroom in the men's locker room
    >ate an entire jar of pickled jalapenos last night along with cheese and liver pate on crackers
    >protein shake for breakfast with jersey milk and a shot of coffee
    >naturally it's the nastiest wettest smelliest most explosive shit you could possible conceive of
    >pretty sure I created my own personal river ganges in that moment, the local pajeets would feel nostalgic if they caught a whiff of my marinated gutrot
    >forget the bowl being splattered brown that shit was ricocheting and painting my entire asscheeks yellow-green with chunks of 'peno to boot
    >naturally I had to wipe a lot, even had to wet the towel and add soap to it just so I could be close to clean enough to get in the shower afterwards
    >the entire time someone was hammering on the door
    >can't blame them, I was on there a solid 40 minutes
    >get out and it's a woman
    >some zoomer dyke with a crew cut
    >"Hey, I'm sorry to tell you this after you've waited for so long but you know this is the men's bathroom, right?"
    >she mumbles something about being a man, I guess she's one of those FtMs?
    >laugh it off and say that not even I'd have the balls to go in there after what I just did
    >she storms in in a huff
    >"HRRROAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH"
    >got to admit she sounded really manly, not even a T-Rex could pull off a sound like that
    >"UURRRGHHOURRRGHHGHHHH"
    >start to feel sick just from hearing it so I head off to the shower
    >don't see her again after that for another 5 months
    >she now has her hair grown out and hasn't appeared in the male bathroom since
    >mvq you shitted so hard you detransitioned someone

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