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"So, did you say you Lift?"
>Show me your Abs anon
What's your height?
What's your height?
"the only way i feel like i can forgive you is if i get to peg you"
Worst night of my life, unironically.
It's not fun, bro.
you are gay for accepting, pretty undefendable bro. you might be a failed man
she used the BBC dildo didnt she
"can I work one in with you"
You’re not thaat big anon haha
So how long you been lifting?
"what have you been up to lately"
“Hey Anon, we’re going out to the sports bar for beer, wings, and fried appetizers after work. Are you down?”
>What do you mean you’re not drinking? Everybody’s doing it?!
I hate this. Why do people try to pressure you into drinking so much?
It’s fat, unfit alcoholics trying to justify their shitty life choices. Even knowing this still doesn’t stop it being annoying as fuck to hear though
"That's your girlfriend? How old is she exactly?"
"She's almost as old as me"
>n-n-nine years older than me....
“Babe, we should go to the gym together. You can train me!”
“5am? That’s too early for me.”
“What do you mean the gym is your thing? Why don’t you like spending time with me?”
"I'll think about it."
I didn't realize how fucking gutting that combination of words would be until a girl told me that after I made it obvious I wanted her to be with me.
>Bro, your hair.
heart sinks momento
Built for BBC
>so what do you do when you hang out with your friends, anon?
Haha yeah, friends, haha…
>Are you sexually active?
Lmfao never laughed harder at a IST greentext
You're in luck, I commandeered an entire thread and inserted humor and greentexts. >
poor bitch prob thought she was about to die
>”What are you getting up to on the weekend anon?”
Oh God.... this
>just be doing normal things
>grocery shopping, eating at my favorite spot, at a bar etc
>"so, what are your plans for the rest of the day/plans for the weekend?"
>literally do not do shit the rest of the day; literally no plans for the weekend ever
>go home probably, cook maybe, shitpost on IST, play with my dog, read
>have to come up with shit on the spot every single time
>"Uh lots of stuff going on, very busy work work work"
>"yeah I think I'm gonna go out with my friends later but idk I'm kinda tired"
>don't have friends
>make money without working
>minimal responsibilities, and those I do have are accomplished swiftly and efficiently
>end up going to sit alone at a bar to say I did something
I went to a strip club alone for my birthday and the stripper asked why I was alone. I lied and said all my friends were busy. I don't have any friends.
>and the stripper asked why I was alone
That's when you tell her that you're going to tip in rolls of coins.
She didn't mean it in a mean way.
No, but its none of her business anyway. You're not there to socialize.
>You're not there to socialize.
I was.... I tipped more for her to sit and talk with me than I did for the '''dances'''
Ma bro why do you think people go to strip clubs?
Same, anon. I’ve no friends, but it isn’t too bad I guess. The group of “friends” I had stopped talking to me once I decided to stop drinking and get IST so I think it’s better to be alone as opposed to having friends like that.
It's not so much that I don't interact with people, it's that everyone I do interact with IRL are more for business or colleague type relationships. Was in the military so the friends you make in service are across the world, whether you're in or out really. Then there's my stock trading buddies which is almost entirely digital comms anyway. There's my gf, who travels for work (that's how we met in the first place) so we have to schedule meetings in advance. And then there's you guys, right here, on IST, particularly IST.
So I'm often alone and went to a strip club on my birthday and spent hundreds of dollars to have someone chat with me and pretend to like me.
dude, I'm agnostic, I was a raging atheist at some point... Go to church dude, pretend you believe the bullshit, put in some effort to try to be social, maybe you can even find a nice christian girl who doesn't travel. If being alone bothers you theres no other way but to find a way to not be alone anymore, Its kinda like being fat, you gotta put in the effort to get to a place you want to be. Also hobbies help, try BJJ its fun. If you are really socially retarded, try Dale Carnegie's book, I can at least pretend I'm not retarded and have at least 2 close friends thanks to this book, this hsit my have changed my life
Based except for lying. Tbh I am Catholic and I think most protestants are agnostics larping but still that's messed up. You're better than that.
>make money without working
The elusive successful IST poster?
Sort of. The multiple streams of small amounts of income while using GI bill for housing and school. But yes, IST related though I don't go there anymore
Fair enough. I was thinking of investing in stocks soon (maybe some crypto but that kind if shit is too volatile). Any short advice you can give or is that not really what you do?
Yeah it's mostly stocks. Honestly I couldn't say. I lost a fat chunk betting on inflation mid 2020. The market stayed irrational longer than I could stay solvent. Nobody cared about inflation until a few months ago. Been playing way conservative since. QYLD is not a bad start. It's a covered call fund, pays out around 10-12% annually. But I'm partial to that strategy.
that question broke my self worth so many times
>i like you the way you are
The whetstone for the upcoming dagger.
"Anon you've gotten so skinny"
"I just don't feel anything for you anymore."
Better now, but damn did last November suck for me.
atleast you had someone to break up with you anon, alot of us are extremely lonely
At least she was honest and told you, instead of ghosting or cheating.
>Its Morbin Time
>so when did you lose your v-card anon?
>is there something wrong anon? are you feeling okay? (no erection)
>I guess we're playing Uno tonight.
>why are you so quiet anon?
So what do you do besides lift?
Friend (or is he?) of mine who is sort of a Chad
>Are you still lifting, Anon? It doesn't look like it.
I know he was just trying to demoralize me, because I get compliments from normies. And that's what hurts. I thought he was a based guy. Clearly not.
Clearly is, probably your only friend retard
why are you so aggressive? u must be a dyel or lardass
take it as a compliment bro, that guy is a crab and was clearly jelly of ur gains. Life is already a bitch, why try to take your fellow man down. Fuck him.
>Hi! I'll be your new coworker Mr. Goldsteinrosenblumenbaum
>Why are you so serious anon
for me its
>I can never tell if you're being serious
>Why are you mad?
I'm not mad, just autistic man
>So, for how long have you been lifting?
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