ITT: THOSE people at your gym. >the ripped old Filipino lady

ITT: THOSE people at your gym

>the ripped old Filipino lady
>the group of Indian dudes who all wear polos and track pants to the gym for some reason
>lazy staff pretending they don't see the empty bottles of cleaning spray
>the guy wearing a weighted vest and high altitude mask running at max speed on the treadmill
>that goober who shadow-boxes in the sauna

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the slim fit absolute super qt I’ve only seen once with a maaaaaassive badonkadonk. Would literally eat her ass for breakfast lunch and dinner
    >the smelly pop, literally reeks of fart/sweat/shit every single time I’ve been near him
    >the zoomer trio that keep matching my weights and cheat repping because I guess they don’t want to be outdone

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the zoomer trio that keep matching my weights and cheat repping because I guess they don’t want to be outdone

      Kek

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That guy quarter repping 3 plates on squat and looking proud of himself
    Bastard.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      full rep 3pl beside him you pussy

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >old Asian man who uses two towels to rest his arms when biking. Makes strained faces almost all the time. Hits the leg press machine and loads it up with like, 8 plates? But the range of motion is super short, it's gotta only work his calves and that's it. Also does pull ups but only ever over the squat rack. Lots of grunts. He seems to work out pretty consistently but he never seems to grow.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That guy that wears southwestern clothes and a fedorah and does karate moves from the matrix in-between sets of crunches

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the zoomers who wrestle each other in the middle of the weight area
    >the boomer who always has to reprogram my machine just before my last set
    >the chick that fell for the bulk meme and does weights never cardio
    >the trainer who believes he has a phd in anatomy anytime you ask a simple question

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the 42 trillion pajeets all doing absurdly low weights for absurdly high reps
    >that one group of teenagers who keep dropping their 1.5pl8 deadlifts instead of just putting the fricking thing down
    >that one absurdly hot girl who always shows up in a Metallica or Slayer shirt
    >the fat guy who lifts way heavier than he looks like he can and keeps stealing everyone's plates
    >the boomoids occupying power racks to do stretches and calisthenics
    >that one guy you've never seen lift more than 1pl8 for anything but he's ripped as frick

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that dude that still uses corded earphones and tucks it under his shirt

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the trio of pajeets that probably do maybe 6 sets an hour and spend the rest of the time talking to eachother

      Sorry in my gym that guy is actually lame as frick and weak and is also a nonce

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only notable person i regularly see at my gym is the 50yo woman with short blonde hair that mogs every other woman in the gym

      do wired earbuds stand out that much? i still use them, and i don't tuck them under my shirt

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      One blutooth earbud connects to your phone then that earbud connects to the other earbud. I don't want to use them knowing I'm gonna read about how bad that shit is for your health 10 years from now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bluetooth operates on UHF radio waves that've been used by cell phones and cordless house phones, and two-way radios for decades; if exposure to it was bad for us, we'd probably know by now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >been used by cell phones
          Means nothing to me cause I already charge my phone far away from my head when I sleep, and keep my phone in my back pocket or not in my pockets at all. Friend of a friend, a professor of electrical engineering, only uses his phone on speaker. I don't want it to be true, I used blutooth earbuds for a couple years, but it doesn't seem safe.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the guy who tries to claim a squat rack in a small gym to do too large supersets
    >he goes for an hour and uses it for 5 min total but freaks out if anyone else tries to use it
    Sadly murder isn't legal in my state

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the guy who loads 2000 pounds on the sled and pushes it for an hour
    (its me)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a real guy's guy

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >18-year old israeli girl walking in lycra leggings and high heels
    >Roidgay with a 1/2-inch pp sweating and shaking in the changing room
    >Old man who asks if he can go on the machine every 30 seconds
    >Pajeets in polo shirts, tracksuit bottoms and dress shoes
    >Fat woman in animal rights T-shirt who does 5 minutes on the rowing machine then leaves

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>the guy wearing a weighted vest and high altitude mask running at max speed on the treadmill
    Add max incline, and that's me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of gains/benefits do you see from this, insane dubsman?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gains in discipline and stress tolerance. For people who aren't paying penance for their sins, sprint training for endurance racing, probably (speed work, getting adaptations to lactate tolerance and usage).

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >captain dyel: dudes been there for years lanky goofy face still benches 2pl and has no mass
    >wehaveronniecolemanathome.jpg: see name. changed my routine a bit after spyin on bignig
    >overly social guy wearing a lifting belt entire time, squats 2pl at most, always giving tips to people on form
    >roid monkey mystery meat PT 5'9" zoomer

    i hate my gym and everyone there except possibly 3 people, myself not included

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone at my gym is pretty normal, and it's a big fricking gym.
    Curious where you people go to.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The closer you get to a big city the weirder the people.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the gay guy always checkin me out in the mirror like i don't notice
    >t. homegym owner

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that boomer who is always there for hours but is rarely seen actually doing any exercise, just walks around a lot with his towel and bottle, doesn't even make conversation with anyone

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >middle ages mexican guy with a beer gut who only does farmer's walk
    >doesn't use treadmill just walks in a big lap around the gym

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leave Juan alone, he's just trying to get better at carrying baskets of drugs/fruit.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that gay guy that always says your arms are looking good
    >those girls that move away from you when you get on a machine near them
    >the Indian guy that walks around with a blue tooth headset talking on the phone and doesn't do a single workout
    >the skinhead dude with skull and bones tattoos
    >the black guy that has to tell you about how he is from NYC
    >the zoomer that only does bicep curls 2 inches away from the mirror
    >the zoomers that wear Dragonball z shirts
    >The troony that wears female clothing

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that turbodyel whose been benching 30lb dbs for a year now, with the butterface gf who I think checks me out when I'm not looking
    >that blonde Florida boomette who hogs a bench so she can spam curls and cheat raises and whispers oh shit and oh frick out loud during the last few reps
    >her bf(?) the obvious roider who lives in the cable area
    >the guy who looks exactly like Richard Christy who always dumps more add-ons to the cable stack instead of moving the pin to increase the weight
    >the new girl who has out power-walked me to the open squat rack 3 times in the last month... to do fricking hip thrusts and barbell rows, thinking about hitting on her in the hopes that she'll get creeped out and disappear
    >the bodybuilding Black person who never reracks his weights, also brings a bench over to the cable area and leaves it there after he's done
    >the brownskin latina who I want to frick but also has very fat arms
    >the SS guy who brings his own microplates
    >the heavily tattooed Hispanic guy who wears a belt for literally everything yet I've never seen him doing squats or deadlifts
    >the gym crush who has smiled at me before on multiple occasions but I averted eye contact, might have a bf now not sure

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna cum on the eggs

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The army of mass-produced zoomers with broccoli hair that do jack shit the entire time and just suck on their cross chains while hogging a rack

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go to a small mom and pop gym to avoid "those people" and the only people I see regularly are friendly white boomers and the cute teenage granddaughter of the owner who works the front desk.

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