ITT we discuss times we exerted physical strength/speed in real life situations

>be me
>going home at night from the bar
>didnt drink much but had a quick one with a 30 year milf with an hourglass figure
>wouldnt normally frick older women but the night scene wasnt looking so great that night and I was as horny as a wild bull on enhanced viagra who hasnt seen a cow for three years
>while walking home the rain starts to drizzle
>decide frick it I dont have far to go anyway why not make a run for it
>start sprinting at moderate pace
>dog in yard(looked like it was mixed with a terrier maybe)assumes I'm scared of it and rushes towards me from some c**t's driveway
>IMMEDIATELY go into a full stop from an aggressive sprint like some kind of Baki character and turn to stare at the dog(Nordic Curls buddy)
>dog sprints back into his neck of the woods due to fear of the unknown
>decide to walk the rest of the way in an open display of dominance to the dog,telling him indirectly that I have won this tug of war,and he has been conquered as of now

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i had to lift a fridge yesterday

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to step on wet paint but I dodged the nano second I noticed it

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I helped my friend's dad hammer in fenceposts once and got comments over my shoulder/forearm strength I guess, I usually tell my friends/their parents if they live with them to give me a call if anything needs done because I like showing off

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >walking with dad
    >his left foot steps onto the edge of the sidewalk completely throwing off his balance
    >had to bear hug him with one arm while on one leg and stand back up straight in all but a few seconds
    doubt I'd ever be able to do that so quickly again

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was talking to a girl at a party and a fly was buzzing around us and I went for it
    Snatched it right out of the air like 4 inches from her face first try
    She flinched a bit but I turned around and threw it into a sink behind me and washed my hands
    Turn back around and she was mirin hard

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's this door at this restaurant nearby me that requires a grown man to walk his entire bodyweight into the door to push it open,I do it with one arm and it just amazes everyone everytime I do it.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My cat was sleeping beaneath a floating rack attached to the wall. The supports were poorly installed and the broke, but as soon as I heard a crack I managed to grab the rack (I was putting shit in it) in an isometric deadlift and keep it from crushing my cat until someone came to take it out of there.

    >inb4 dumb cat
    He's an apartment cat and got scared when he heard the loud noise, and tried to hide even closer to the wall, beneath the rack.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn,good job anon,had a similar experience except I was performing deadlifts and my cat placed himself right under the weights to the left side of me,and I had to hold the weight up shouting at him to move then I made two steps forward and dropped the weight,nastiest forearm pump I've ever had.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cats are usually the smartest pets around, unless it's something that will get them killed.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao you wish cattard

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pet console wars
            no.

            Some more of my gato. If you love something else feel free to post that instead.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Nice kitty.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon, he really is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/HaB05t9.jpg

      Thanks anon, he really is.

      Ok this right here is a GIGA CAT, please give em a nice pet for me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Done

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Love u and ur giga cat brother

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Luv u too

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, working at a kids summer camp
    >get my ass to handle some ropes that work as brakes for a cable car or however the frick you wanna call it
    >they basically put some kids on a wooden box and let it slide from point A to point B
    >another group of kids is playing near to us but they're far enough it's not a problem
    >when the last batch of kids is launching, one little girl suddenly spawns in the middle of its trajectory, running like a tard
    >go full into dad mode, pull the little girl with one arm and managed to avoid a live leak incident
    >in less than a second I remember that the cabin is still moving at full speed and that Im supposed to stop it
    >with my other hand grab the rope/brake and pull as hard as I can, the cabin stops and everyone's safe
    >later get congrats from my boss but no raise 🙁
    When they tell you that parents instincts don't exist, that's bullshit. It's literally in your genes to become spiderman when close to kids you gotta take care of

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based.
      Well done anon.
      Verification not required

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >30 year milf
    What? I've been on a date with a 30yo girl just yesterday and she didn't have a wrinkle on her face. Are you 16 or something?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      by 30 yo I meant 37,I'm mid 20s

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where I live any women past 25 look like hell.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A few months ago my backpack used to hurt my back within 2 or 3 minutes. Realized today it feels basically weightless. WAGMI

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WAGMI

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    embarassing larp

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be anon
    >start running like an ADHD sperg
    >see dog rushing to you
    >lay a brick in your panties
    >dog smells a loser and after establishing dominance gets back to doing dog things
    >loser shuffles to home with shit dropping outof his pants

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't read op, but I had 7 vodka sprites (so did she) and carried my wasted gf up three flights of stairs on my back, then spent a couple hours sobering her up in the shower because I didn't want her to pass out and choke on her own vomit. I'm mostly dyel, she's about 130lbs (she's a bit tall) and I'm about 160, I felt pretty good doing that

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >cycling to work
    >cycle through 4 way intersection
    >SUV blows his stop sign to my right side
    >I realize I'm gonna get hit
    >time slows down
    >"okay, I need to do a valsalva maneuver to insulate my organs, ribs and spine, then once the car impacts I'll release all the air at once as a shout to defer as much of the force as possible" runs through my head in what mustve been 1 second but not in words
    >big inhale
    >car slams my right side
    >"AAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH"
    >flip over car, end up like 15 feet in the air
    >black out for a millisecond
    >land on ground on hands/knees
    >get a feel for my breathing, check, ribs, check, organs, check
    >start standing up, want to kill the guy
    >right upper body is completely numb so give up on that instinct
    >pick up bike in left hand
    >walk over to sidewalk and sit down
    >zero pain, panic or emotion, shock is keeping me cool
    Pic related

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek I'm of the quantum based opinion that he's a stupid Black person and that cyclists all deserve it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On the contrary, that Black person should never have a license again.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seems you don't have one either, bike peasant lmao

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do not crave a license, I crave only the sheer masculine presence to obliterate that same SUV without being moved one step

            Less than 1 year transformation btw

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not bad but I'm still of the simultaneous opinion that he's a Black person and you're a peasant

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cool story. Lock your doors

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll wait while you bike over here lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro that X-Ray looks very crazy what waa rehab sotuation?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Took 5 months for the bone to regenerate enough to get the plate out, I skipped out on physical therapy by doing my own research, now have 95% mobility back and stronger than ever.

        I was unable to use my right arm for those 5 months, it was in a sling, and once I got it out of the sling I had to fight and suffer for every single inch of mobility.
        I shall bench 225 by the 1 year mark methinks. Back in late october I couldn't press a 10 pound plate with my right arm. Now I hit 185 for 1 last push session.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro please stay safe and take it easy, i say that knowing you know ur limits more than anyone else Just be careful when u want to go for that new max ya mean

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you brother. The trick is to strengthen the rear delts more than you train any pressing exercise. I do face pulls most days of the week, rear delt flyes at least two or three times a week, and get more back volume in than push volume.

            Also, doing exercises specifically for the rear muscle of the rotator cuff (different muscle than the rear deltoid) is the literal antidote to pressing related injuries.

            At least in my experience, which given my circumstances seems valuable, those above habits will give you very robust shoulder joints.

            Also do lightweight Liu raises for range of motion.

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