ITT We post and debate our dream fight matchups

this can range from fiction to reality,or matchups between humans or wild animals,we shall also debate their strengths,weaknesses,and who would attain victory depending on the location,setting and how the fight is started
Now who would win in a boxing match? A Russian Soldier or a Chicago Brawler? both have a prep time of 5 months,fight takes place after the Russian suffered his first lost as an exhibition match in Philadelphia,the Chicagoan wants to build back up his reputation by fighting and beating the Russian and the Russian wishes to continue his boxing career by defeating the previous heavy weight contender in the United States with his current resources alone.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Conan the Cimmerian (howard canon) vs ASOIAFs Mountain. start in a standard gladiatoral arena, both have options of mail/plate, a greatsword and a warhammer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Conan stomps

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Conan wins this

        his bantering with the Mountain as he shitstomps him would be entertaining tho

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Conan wins this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drago outboxes Lang from a safe distance, I imagine it going kinda like Bivol vs Canelo but ending on a brutal KO by Drago.

      Conan pretty much destroys the Mountain, he's essentially better at everything he does. Would be an awesome fight tho.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The mountains speciality was always just fricking up large numbers of regular dudes, many of the top level individual fighters in ASoIaF would beat him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Conan skull fricks him. In the books it's emphasized that Mountain is a shitty, undisciplined, bully. He was a shock troop meant to terrorize civilians. Tywin used him to bait a trap in a battle, but Tyrion's prowess kept them alive.

      Conan was a trained, disciplined fighter. He circles and strikes until Mountain can't move. He also has cardio for days.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clubber Lang,Drago probably doesnt know how to train himself without a series of coaches and scientists assisting him,Clubber Lang just spammed jogs,heavy bag work and pullups according to the training montage.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to mention Clubber trained by himself,no coaches,no mentor,no scientists in a specialized training facility.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drago is a soldier moron,he's already been trained to come up with a plan on the spot under various stressful scenarios,he isnt just gonna forget all the vigorous training he's been through and become unable to setup his own program,even with a lack of the resources he had before.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I PITY THE FOOL!
    >I DEFEAT ALL MAN!

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a Tekken vs Killer Instinct game,
    >Yoshimitsu vs Fulgore
    >Bruce vs Thunder
    >Heihachi vs Sabrewulf
    The possibilities are many.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Awesome thread. For me it's Big Boss vs a Yautja, in the middle of the Costa Rican jungle.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dont know much about the other guy but I think Yautja would win

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm putting my bets on Big Boss purely bc I like him better.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna watch the rocky movies all over again because of this thread

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine halo fighting metroid

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Master Chief rapes and breeds

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I was a spartan me and Samus would make the ultimate supersoldier with our combined genetics.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Master Chief can outrun a guided missile and had perfect timing to swat it away and redirect the missile so he isnt killed,and this was very early on in his training. Samus doesnt stand a chance.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drago outlasts Clubber by the second round with jabs while Clubber tries to get him with left/right hooks wildly

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rocky wins

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Dolph Lundgren really weigh 245 lbs here? He has some good size but for his height with that amount of muscle he has to be 205-220 at best.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no I dont think so,probably to pump up hype for the movie and all. In the movie they say Ivan Drago weighs 265 lbs.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    235 lb catch weight fight between prime Jon Jones and prime Fedor Emelianenko

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If someone tells him the command code it's all over for Clubber Lang

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    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek.just recently found out his coach said "KILL HIM'' in russian.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goku vs Saitama or Captain Marvel (comic)

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the chick who won in this webm vs me (i would lose)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Powerslap is so moronic dude

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone who willingly gets hit in the head in any way repeatedly is a moron. And if they weren't one when they started, they become one.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hank Hill vs Seymour Skinner

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This would've made for a great Rocky spinoff,it would be interesting to see how Drago would train himself in an american gym,I guess some promoters would find a team for him due to how popular that matchup would've been.Balboa might've trained him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to mention,both of them killed someone for Rocky,Clubber killed Mikey(Rocky's previous coach),albeit by accident,and Drago killed Apollo.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Clubber can bumrush him and make him bleed,Drago could be overwhelmed,if Drago keeps his distance and tires Clubber out he'd end up beating another american to death.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jaime Lannister vs Hermione

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tyler Durden vs Patrick Bateman

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tyler wins

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Toji vs Maki.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boss baby vs Thanos

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my dad vs your dad (my dad stomps)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my dad could bench 365,deadlift 500+,squat 600+ and curl and overhead press 225 lbs,there's a very high chance your dad would get beaten either to death or into complete submission. He also fought 3 stray mongrel dogs at close range alone and won.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my dad unironically was a starting RB for Ohio State, he’s an old fat alcoholic but is still moronicly strong and athletic. my dad stomps 9/10

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my father trained martial arts,your dad tries to tackle him and gets brutalized with a series of low hooks and crosses before he's kneed in the stomach.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if my dad slaps your dad in the back of the head it's completely over. I would know.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rocky is peak kino,imagine if there were boxers irl who looked like this along with the performance.

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