ITT we talk about times our training saved our lives r=irl

>be me
>doing early morning sprints so no cars around
>finish workout,new pr(Did 10 150 meter sprints,last session was 7)
>walking back to my house
>hear rustling in bushes
>before I can think about what it was a fricking ROTTWEILER sprints towards me
>immediately start thinking of how it would feel if it mauled me to death
>Develop a sensation of something similar to cold liquid metal running through my flesh(especially my teeth)(similar to what a coin tastes like)
>all of this happening in seconds
>even though my legs feel like jelly at this point I find the strength to swing kick it by the side of it's jaw at the right time still have no idea how I landed that shot
>It jumps back and yelps
>use the few seconds I have to get near a pile of stones
>throw some of them to scare it away
>sprint a full 200 meters down the road to my house
>didnt even feel as tired as before
>later learned it was an escaped rottweiler who's owner didnt feed it well
>mfw I escaped potentially becoming minced meat through sheer machine and nerve

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    King

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this is why you carry a gun anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I had a knife but I dont feel motivated to harm someone's dog. If I can scare him away it's preferable. Unless if it's a case where I'm dealing with an unrelenting shitbull. High chance I'd have to kill it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      YEAH KILLEM

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nice anon

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Insanely based anon. This made me want to start training sprints

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >sexing a hot le redhead female for the first time ever
    >at least 2-3 leagues above me, I orbited her throughout college
    >only agreed to sex me because I got her my old job and paid for her rent for a month while she was in between jobs
    >back to sex, cannot even describe how awesome sex with a hot naked woman is in words
    >put it in, lose virginity, she is not very impressed and doesn’t seem to react much but idc
    >I jacked off right before in the bathroom while “getting ready” so I don’t instantly blow
    >doesn’t matter, 4 strokes in and I’m gonna bust
    >she notices, tells me if I “fricking cum right now she’s going to kill me”
    >takes a knife from her bed stand and hold it to my throat
    Ohhhhhfrickshescrazy.exe
    >remember my fitness training
    >clench my pelvic floor I strengthened while hipthrusting
    >contract my kegles
    >physically stop my milk batter from blasting
    >proceed to frick her brains out for next half hour
    >when she’s finally orgasmed and finished I can’t hold on anymore
    >I release, first couple seconds inside her raw, manage to pull out
    >proceed to drench her breasts and face in my man mayo
    >comes out with the volume and force of piss, like a hose of jizz
    >she looks like she’s been sprayed with a bucket of slime
    >run out while putting my clothes on while she lays there sputtering
    >doesn’t matter had sex

    Now I don’t have to orbit her anymore and thanks to lifting it literally saved my life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pls be real

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>run out while putting my clothes on while she lays there sputtering
      ’t matter had sex
      kek'd

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think that’s enough internet for me today ..

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Relatable

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >fricking OP's mom
    >She wants to ride
    >manage to benchpress her 400lb ass off of me as she is trying to get on top

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    adrenaline is the closest thing we'll ever get to a real life superpower.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have fended off multiple home invasions with melee weapons living in the ghetto

    I have had a thug try and jack me, said gimme your shit, I refused to his face and he got intimidated and then apologized

    I have won many street fights and have overwhelmed the police by leading massive crowds into city streets

    Don't care for social media, have done some things that if I told you, you would not believe me, and that's okay with me

    Because I have toned my mind and body through constant struggle and ain't nobody who ain't been through this kinda intensity and violence ain't gonna tell me nothing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > I refused to his face and he got intimidated and then apologized
      Worst fricking criminal ever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I have had a thug try and jack me, said gimme your shit, I refused to his face and he got intimidated and then apologized
      probably true,most of these Black folk with guns are absolute cowards when faced with someone not afraid of their fake bravado just because they have a gun and you probably,atleast at the moment don't. Just like a wild animal,they could easily kill you there and then,but your apparent absence of fear/typical prey/predator dynamics does make them wonder what could you possibly be capable of.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Their DNA remembers what it was like when white men were not punished for losing their patience with them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          a Black person cant remember what crime he commited yesterday much less over 50 years ago,hence ''dindu nuffin''

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >working construction
    >buddies pass down the ladder so I can get to climb up
    >tell them ''na it's alright man"
    >jump upwards
    >grab the board and climb over with my functional strength
    >one of them says "damn man how'd you do that?''
    >''yeah buddy''
    not really a life saving situation I just like to show others how stronger/faster I am than them.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, 2 years ago
    >depressed, want to kms
    >hear about low T causing depression
    >research how to increase T
    >start lifting
    >no longer want to kms
    i'm glad i got rid of depression from my life, still need to work on my anxiety though

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