Ive been going to the gym for a few months and Ive been observing all the females that go when I'm there, and I already selected the ones I like to classify as potential girlfriends.
I learnt their schedule, I learnt their names and visited their social media.
The information gathering stage is done.
Now it's time to get into the action and talk to them, but how do I do that? Im not good at talking and I'm ugly.
How do I proceed?
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wear tight shorts to show your HWD
that only works if you're black
get money and a nice car
How tall are you? Height will compensate for your ugly face
I don't know how you approach them but I do know that whatever way you do it is gonna blow up in your face so please return here and tell us the story after it does.
Walk up to one, and tell her everything you know about her. Don't be a robot about it, just something casual like "Hey anonette, I've had my eye on you for a while now. How was the movie last weekend, did it make you happy because it reminded you of that guy you liked sophomore year of high school? Anyways, I'm like really strong, wanna see if I can hug you hard enough to pop your back? I'm fast too if m'lady prefers a running buddy.
I haven't kek'd that hard in days, thank you bruhs.
Just start going to the gym when they go and do exercises close to them that shows your butt and all that.
Do people realize that is exactly how women do it? Women are such creepy stalkers its unreal
yeah, you aint wrong. but its somehow not creepy when women does it
I wish a femoid stalked me
>women get interested in me
>a few days later i meet her again
>she is visibly weirded out
i guess she tried to stalk my facebook/socials then realized i dont have any
Females have never been interested in me
just two more weeks of lifting bro, you'll make it.
It's over. Theres a cute foid here right now, what do I say to her?
"you wanna go grab a coffe?"
"uh.."
"lets go, lets see where the moment takes us!"
"are you sure anon"
"trust me ;)"
It's over, i'm gonna try to take creepshots
did you even try
To talk to her? No. But 3 cute foids have arrived now, it's my chance. What do I do?
It's not fair, they are so cute but they will never be mine. Females should be banned from gyms.
Take creepshots
Lmao
Approach them and order them to be your wives. If they decline your proposal you set their house on fire while they are at work.
I run an organic marketing business where I link advertising products from companies with wannabe influencers on social media. I just go into gyms wearing LA vouge-chic business wear and approach the hottest girls, hand them my card, and tell them I want to sign them with some sponsors for an insta marketing deal. Then I invite them to my office to discuss details and show them my portfolio of clients and how many subs they added and money they made when I got a big sponsor to push their name up the algorithm. Of course if they want me to make them a rich and famous influencer they need to frick me first. I’m talking about blowing my wiener, letting me rawdog them and bust inside unprotected, and then taking it up the ass. If they can make it through the whole gambit I add them to my lineup.
I hope that black girl isn't a dude, this place has fricked with my head. She's so pretty...
nah the only male is the short one showing his tummy.
I want to FRICK the giantesse
its america, the giantesse is 170 cm.
I'll go today. Im gonna try to exercise close to them, but i'm subhuman so they won't talk to me. I have to make the first move, but how? It's a small gym and theres usually a lot of people around
I def do get girls that choose to work out next to me, this has slowly been happening more and more as I start to get bigger and more fit. But I hate women so I ignore them. I only make guy friends in the gym.
>But I hate women so I ignore them
chad sama
I kneel
It's time. This is my chance, lets if the femoids are here today
No females today, yesterday i was here at the same hour and it was full of beautiful females. Today theres only a landwhale.
Start following them when they leave the gym. See where they live, what bars they frequent, etc.
Ive done that with a girl on the bus, but ive never done anything with the information. I think it's time I pay her a visit, maybe she wants to meet me.
She probably does. She probably left a door or window unlocked for you
this, and remember women like men who takes charge.
My plan was to wait outside and when she goes out follow her to see where she goes. Then I can meet her there and act like we have something in common
Girls like it when you pay attention to them. Write down all the things you know about her and tape it to the windshield of her car. Do this 2-3 times a week until you're ready to make contact. She'll be on the lookout for you so it'll be easy to strike up a conversation.
Im already at home, it's over. The gym depresses me so much, some of those girls are so beautiful, but i'll never have that. It's not fair, why can other men have all that and not me?
I saw 5 potential girlfriends today, any of those girls could save my life and could make them really happy. But they will never give me a chance.
There were some really cute zoomer underage girls too and they reminded me of what i never had. Why couldnt my teenage years be like that, hanging out with cute playful girls. I'll never be a complete man because I missed out on teenage love.
lol listen to this idiot equating looks with happiness. both for potential gfs and himself.
moron. go have a nice day.
let me guess personality correlates more with happiness right?
what the frick is that graph supposed to portray?
It shows what peoples perception is, not what the truth is.
I'm talking about you thinking "any of those girls could save your life" because you think having sex with them is gonna be everything you ever wanted, just because they look good.
There is more to life. You're moronic.
Hot girls get annoying as FRICK just as any other girl does. You won't find happiness in that shit. You'll find it in yourself. Be a man instead of some little pussy crying on the internet.
Nta, but you won't find happiness in the opposite sex. Trying to do so will make both of you miserable.
how the frick are you supposed to score personality in a dating app
a bit wild to assume that each participant had such a deep chat to give an accurate rating on the personality
tldr bullshit graph
>a bit wild to assume that each participant had such a deep chat to give an accurate rating on the personality
even still the graph is profound and you dismiss it as bullshit because you wanna cope. you can't see that whether the people had enough information to score or not is irrelevant because they did score them.
Looks are everything. If I was good looking my life would be so much better in every aspect
this you can ahve everything but if you've never had genuine love and can't get it then life is fricking meaningless, getting a gf would literally fix all of my current problems in my otherwise good life
Same, all i need in life is a beautiful girlfriend that loves me. All my problems would be solved
it's over OP. they probably have bfs already and if not their inbox is full of simps all better looking than us. the only time a woman spoke to me in the gym is to ask me how many sets i have left on the squat rack so she can squat the empty bar like all foids do. it's just over
This is what I've been doing as well, the fact that a lot of them post shit on IG with the gym location tagged is actually great, you can immediately weed out taken girls and single mothers. As for the rest, for the ones that I cold approached I usually tried to go earlier than they usually go and then catch them as they are coming to the gym on my way out, this way you can avoid embarrassment from other people seeing you get rejected and you can go straight home without having to finish your workout session with her still there. It's still awkward afterwards when you run into them at the gym, and it never really worked out for me yet but I have one last candidate that I think is not taken (all the other ones said they have BFs which actually made me seethe real hard, imagine some lucky fricks have girlfriends that go to the gym by themselves just for these Chads to have nice booty girls back home to plow), I also have one girl that I think STALKS ME instead but even though she has nice body I'm not into her and I keep her as a "back up" option in case I exhaust the girls I'm attracted to.
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It's over
>ugly
It was over before you started buddy
But I deserve those females. I would make them happy if they gave me the chance