I've just joined a yoga class. What should I expect/any tips?

I've just joined a yoga class. What should I expect/any tips?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're going to know you're shit before you even start so just listen to the instructor, focus on your breathing, and try to enjoy yourself

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

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    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Helvetic War-elf Dick?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can expect the women who look like that aren’t going to frick you. If it’s any kind of decent class you’re going to be dying. There will be gays other than you who might frick you.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ugly feet
    pass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      embrace big flippers

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    In tender cradle of life's embrace,
    A symphony of nourishment takes place.
    Where milk's pure essence, bestowed by grace,
    Finds its source in a sacred space.

    Behold the wonders that nature brings,
    As breasts, like blooms, unfurl their wings.
    With liquid ivory, each drop it sings,
    A lullaby that sustains and clings.

    Soft as moonbeams in tranquil night,
    Milk's sweet elixir, a treasure so right.
    From Mother's bosom, a milky light,
    A bond unbreakable, shining so bright.

    As babe's eager lips, with hunger rife,
    Seek solace, comfort, in this precious life.
    Milk, a nectar, where love's seeds are rife,
    Fostering growth through this blessed strife.

    In milk's embrace, a bond is forged,
    A testament to love, endlessly gorged.
    Both sustenance and solace converged,
    A testament to life, forever surged.

    Oh, milk and breasts, a tender duet,
    Where nature's miracles, forever beset.
    In this symphony of life, we are met,
    By the sweetness of love, we shan't forget.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      except those breasts are fake as frick

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a tip, drop it and go move some iron.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do full body three times a week

      This is extra curricular

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just add a third full body day.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is mandatory to get in contact with one female by following her home

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    breasts too big

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon too gay

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    feet

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yoga's pretty variable, but:

    Be flexible about classes. Some studios do really good/intense classes, others are glorified slow posing. Find one that has intensity and deep stretches and that challenges you, otherwise you're pretty much wasting your time.

    Most places are very, very used to random dudes showing up to be creepy. Expect some distance from folks until you stick around for longer. It's not an indictment against you or anything, just a function of the scene.

    Everyone tends to vary in terms of how much woo shit they put into their classes. Obviously, less is preferable. That said, don't be surprised if you walk in and they're talking about butthole chakras or something.

    Big picture, it'll be good for you and will improve your health, but prepare for some strangeness.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are going to fart a lot

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Expect that no matter how you're doing Downward Dog, you're doing it wrong.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Touch grass.

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