jake paul is literally going to kill him

jake paul is literally going to kill him

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Mike i don't like how much people still glaze him. Men used to be warriors and believed in themselves, now if you go in any comment section 100% will be cucking to him even if he was in crutches. I'm sure he's still very good but it's not right to be a young guy in your prime of your youth and to be this mentally cucked

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many documented mixed martial arts fights have you had.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How many documented mixed martial arts fights have you had.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Crazy accurate. You can not hide weakness by humility.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Accurate, but why is it like that? I mean if I want to be a chicken I don't need to pay a martial arts school/self defense lesson

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          extremely accurate, how they act verges on a humiliation fetish

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers think fit is that?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who fricking cares, both of them get paid while you will sit at home watching them walking in a circle until the end and they both get paid.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually I'll be sitting at the bar getting served beer and wings by the hooter girls

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've never been to Hooters
        I probably wouldn't even enjoy it tbh

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I went once and my waitress was a black girl with a flat chest.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haha babes bringing us food this is the life amiright fellow boomers? Work with my hands get handy with the girls at HOOTERS heh hah heh
        -sent from my iPhone
        “Chevy slugger 64 OOH RAH”

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol this homosexual doesn't like girls

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn’t like girls because he doesn’t go to hooters what a gay amiright heh

            You are a an anomaly that made it through infant morality at the mercy of modern technology. You may rectify this mistake at anytime.
            No one in the world would mourn your passing. They would be relieved they do not have to tolerate your faux-masculinity.
            Hooters is the boomer version of Dave and Busters.
            You are cattle.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Haha babes bringing us food this is the life amiright fellow boomers? Work with my hands get handy with the girls at HOOTERS heh hah heh
              -sent from my iPhone
              “Chevy slugger 64 OOH RAH”

              Who fricking cares, both of them get paid while you will sit at home watching them walking in a circle until the end and they both get paid.

              wont be watching this circus fight and ive never been to hooters but i heard their wings are actually pretty good
              you just sound like a nasty person to be around man take a deep breath it's not that serious

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fukken saved

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                let's get that leddit karma!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Hooters is the boomer version of Dave and Busters.
              what does this mean? I know hooters is the titty place, but dave and busters

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What is a good example of infant morality? Not taking a shit while sucking a tit ? I do not recall such conundrums during infancy.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you wish buddy

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Old people aren't as strong and fast as young people
    That's craAaAazy

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why so?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is coming in super juiced. This is just to show off de-aging tech to millionaires. If you think Mike is going to fight like a 57 year old man you are gonna be surprised.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Jake Paul knows and doesnt care or genuinely moronic. Aside from a massive payday there's just no benefit for him in this fight. Either he beats an old man and earns the hatred of the entire black race, or gets pummeled by the old fart and becomes an even bigger joke (spoiler: its gonna be a scripted draw)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly

      Anyone who thinks this will resemble an actual boxing match is moronic. It's simply a slightly more exciting game of tag between the two that will go however many rounds and be called a draw. The most either guy will break is a sweat.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there's just no benefit for him in this fight.
      Well he gets introduced to a different generation of idiots, like the ones this guy is talking about

      [...]

      So besides exposure, it's also one of those,
      >I get to share the ring with a Legend, Mike Tyson.
      gay ass moments

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jake has every incentive to fight hard
    Mike has every incentive to take it easy

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just had a dream where Jake knocked him down twice in a row but Mike then knocked Jake out cold and stiffened his legs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Big if true.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was very vivid. Jake instantly knocked Mike out of the ring, he managed to get up and Jake caught his leg and punched him to knock him down again. Tyson got up and got the same knockdown and then KO'd him cold. But if this is not a glorified sparring match, Jake will probably KO Tyson pretty badly

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks anything at all involving Jake Paul isn't rigged

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this. You're more likely to see a legit fight in WWE

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most women who know who Jake Paul is think he'd become some kind of a boxing superstar lmao this is what irritates me the most

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Jake beats Tyson, we know why it happened
    If Tyson beats Jake, we know why it happened

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its obviously gonna be rigged but I'm holding on to a faint hope that Mike still has some of that rapist earbiter energy left in him and will just ape out and murder Jake on stage. I'd be hilarious.

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