Jeff ate le cookies

Jeff ate le cookies

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fred Flintstone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hhR5OM3.png

      HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAJAKFMCNXBDKSKEE E E CKXOXP GNGKELPALXNDDQLÑDÑWEÑÑFLCKGBDB S S WOKGNZ BW

      Young Jack Black.

      Joff pls go

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol mf'er lookin like he has 1 brain cell that doesn't even talk to itself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically i would

      He looks like a big smooth cuddly bear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lookin' joocy
      wouldn't want to hang around him too long without a window open
      that's the face of a one-man gas chamber

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      insane how much of a difference having a jawline does to the face.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is huge white pill. he doesn't even look fat but his face is so much uglier. if you think you're lean and have a "fat" face you can still get leaner probably

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >have a thin face
        >but have a disgusting layer of fat on my belly that is noticeable and manbreasts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      someone post Jeff and le fresh-baked cookies kek

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAJAKFMCNXBDKSKEE E E CKXOXP GNGKELPALXNDDQLÑDÑWEÑÑFLCKGBDB S S WOKGNZ BW

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Young Jack Black.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know how weird this photo would be if someone was inside that dog liked they skinned it and theyre just walking around the gym as a weird dogman thing but becuase it looks like a dog in a single photo no one ever questions it and the guy is still crawling around and barking at people and shit haha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just go watch The Thing.
      Make sure to open your stomach like a toothy vegana and eat people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Haha.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      meds
      now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      relatable

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based.
    2022 is the year of the bloat.
    also
    >roiding to be 190lbs
    Jfl that's natty achievable lean, not shredded.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bro you'll look like joffrey natty bro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        noticed I said lean, not shredded.
        Also no, you cannot replicate the steroid look with the fullness and vascularity, as well certain muscles like shoulders and traps overpowering the rest.
        But you sure as fricking hell can look great at 190lbs natty at 5'10 or below

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Natty limit at 5'10" about 180lbs at 10% bodyfat. lol.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            maybe if you bench less than 3pl8, which sure as frick is not natty limit.
            But oh wait, everyone bigger or stronger than your incredibly low standards is on steroids, right....

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              oh and even by ffmi, which again is flawed because many powerlifters have way more mass but whatever, the natty limit at 5'10, 10% with 25 FFMI is 192lbs, exactly the shredded weight of Jeff according to him. So stop being a lazy weak piece of shit, ditch the flies, hit the bench, and do some heavy ass deadlifts while you're at it. You might gain a pair of functioning testicles along with the muscle.

              Holy cope. You're gonna be real disappointed lmao.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's over for you buddy boyo. Go ahead, pin your ass, nothing will save you from being mentally and physically weak.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Post body.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              not him but
              >bro you gonna bench 3pl8+ at 10% bf natty

              lmaoooo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bro he's been lifting for 3 months now okay? He knows what he's talking about.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            maybe if you bench less than 3pl8, which sure as frick is not natty limit.
            But oh wait, everyone bigger or stronger than your incredibly low standards is on steroids, right....

            oh and even by ffmi, which again is flawed because many powerlifters have way more mass but whatever, the natty limit at 5'10, 10% with 25 FFMI is 192lbs, exactly the shredded weight of Jeff according to him. So stop being a lazy weak piece of shit, ditch the flies, hit the bench, and do some heavy ass deadlifts while you're at it. You might gain a pair of functioning testicles along with the muscle.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              just stop it already it's painful to read someone being so delusional. You realize that Serge Nubret also had FFMI of ~25 and Jason Blaha claimed he had the same FFMI and therefore bragging about having same lean muscle mass as him lol.

              This is not natural, it doesn't need to be discussed. Kinobody is 178lbs and he is like 5'10 and always claims 6-8% (which I don't agree with). Your natty limit is realistically going to be something around 170lbs with abs. No amount of deadlifting and benching is going to help you. I guarantee you will never in your entire life bench 3pl8 for reps while having abs.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              why the frick are you so mad
              80-85kg at 10% bodyfat would not only look good but you'd be healthy as frick. Good size at a decent height and ripped - whats the problem again??

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >oh and even by ffmi, which again is flawed because many powerlifters have way more mass but whatever
              FFMI is meaningless in fatcels, no one gives a single frick about how high your projected FFMI is when you have a gut, even when you lose only fat from an obese state to a lean state you will still lose "lean mass".

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Natty limit
            Sounds like lifting isn't for you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >reee natty limit?!
              Yes there is a natural limit of muscle gain.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And no recreational lifter will ever get close to that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Probably not, which is even more bleak. 5'10" guy will be 170lbs at 10% bf then.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bloat bros it's our time.
      Bloat bro summer 2023.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Perfect dad bod

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THEY GIVETH

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jfc isn't he like 30 now

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Time is cruel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Time forced food down his thorat?

      https://i.imgur.com/fG08mIg.png

      Jeff ate le cookies

      The only thing that is off about his physique is lack of body hair. Motherfricker still has flat stomach and obliques popping out.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His dad is Rich 'Belle' Cooper? Everything makes sense now.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically looks great

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No galletas para ti

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He cut back down. He said he dirty bulked to like 232lbs or something and when he cut he lost a lot of the muscle he built during the bulk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jeff Seid is god-tier lifter chad forever

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why are this homies obsessed with making dumb faces when taking photos, like duck face m9?, rally? u a grown ass men

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this pic makes me want to take test. jeff is natty now, but he used to be jacked af when he cycled

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >jeff is natty now
          No.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      such is the natty life

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Jeff is natty
        How fricking new are you?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          jealousy isn’t a good look on you anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He said he dirty bulked to like 232lbs or something and when he cut he lost a lot of the muscle he built during the bulk.
      surprise surprise
      bulking and cutting is a meme for moron dyels and roiders, even genetically gifted lifters like jeff don't benefit from it at all

      frick bulking and frick you fat powershattergays

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i dont disagree with you but it doesnt really apply all that well here. jeff is literally peak natty (regardless if he is natty or not)
        he simply cannot gain any more lean muscle mass. no matter if he does it leangaining or dirty bulking. he has looked the same for 10 years, do you expect him to suddenly make gains? he literally cannot physically make gains anymore unless he goes on a cycle. at best he could gain like 0,1kg of lean muscle mass during that 6 month bulk but thats about it. once you are at your natty limit you just stop growing it is what it is

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >jeff is literally peak natty (regardless if he is natty or not)
          You're an idiot. You will never be like him natty.
          >he literally cannot physically make gains anymore unless he goes on a cycle
          Seriously, you're an idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about. Nobody that looks like Jeff is cycling. They blast and cruise and never come off.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah sure, that is the reason why pros never bulk

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah pro's never use steroids either

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anon said it was a meme even for roiders. Don't defend him, he's a fricking moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          pros all take drugs and even when they're at peak bulk still have abs lol

          Anon said it was a meme even for roiders. Don't defend him, he's a fricking moron.

          except I didn't say such a thing you moronic homosexual, only roiders benefit from a large excess of calories, natties just get fat as frick if they bulk

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >bulking and cutting is a meme for moron dyels and roiders
            >and roiders
            Better luck time moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >even when they're at peak bulk still have abs lol
            lol ur dumb

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i dirty bulked during the pandemic with pizza, ice cream and Uber eats everyday and JUSTed my face with chipmunk cheeks and eye bags
        would not recommend

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah for real looks like you aged like 10 years between the pics

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          haha dude are you holding your neck fat back with that pose

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Damn it's insane how much better you look on the right. I think I'll just take the body recomp meme

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i solved this by cutting out all sugar and carbs, eating only veggies, meat, and cauliflower rice & beans, riding my bike 30 mins a day, and wearing a cold mask for the eye bags 30 mins a day. i look closer to left now

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are you..black, unironically?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's only black ironically. You know, as a prank.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, okay.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Im closer to brown than black

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        1 example of a dude that already hit his limit makes bulking and cutting a meme? dude you're so brainles goddamn. What about literally everyone else that does it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he get to be on the juice and keep all his hair? It’s not fair bros

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a cute doggo

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is it really joff soid? He doesnt even look like himself with thw doughy face.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like he finally embraced SS + GOMAD

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In awe

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like bad fat distribution genetics to me. His body actually looks kinda lean, but his face is so swollen.

    Don't do deca & dbol kids.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly good for him. Dude probably suffered from an severe eating disorder and took all kinds of stims& other shit in order to curb his appetite& maintain an unhealthyly low bf% for all these years. Now hes prob. healthier than then, its not like hes fat or anything

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks better now. Less fricking gay.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's up boys, all natty Jeff Seid here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best Jeff pic ever

      https://i.imgur.com/iqqdEpJ.jpg

      >posting the worst pic
      he looked good

      Bulked built fat Jeff is pretty sick fr but almost no definition and alota face definition lost. Different bulky muscular Jeff Seid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do I want to play Final Fantasy 7 again now

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >posting the worst pic
    he looked good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guy went from a twink lifting for women to actually being BIG. Props to him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks ridiculous

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He fell for the dirty bulk meme
    Many such cases...

    https://www.instagram.com/tv/ChA-gDgjbof/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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