Johnny Bravo was a cartoon about a man in peak physical condition who was STILL unable to find dates. I used to laugh at the absurdity of that. But now that I've been on my ISTness journey... I've discovered that it's still a very possible thing to happen in 2022.
Johnny Bravo had the body of Ronnie Coleman and the mind of Ron Jeremy. He is somebody I aspire to be like.
I have unironically got laid after using one of his chat up lines, Johnny is the man.
The Creator of Johnny Bravo has stated that Johnny does get laid but the show only shows the times where he fails.
With a deer.
Well? What the frick is the line
>my love is a tidal wave and you're beach front property
I was at the beach though, so maybe that one is context sensitive.
Post body. If you aren't a complete inept moron you should be able to get grils with a chad form like that
Anon I might as well be a moron when it comes to women.
Literally don't know how to talk to them.
>smashes OP repeatedly with a rusty tire iron over and over again starting at the forehead continuing on until his entire body is reduced to an unrecognizable pile of fleshy paste and powdered bones
Obligatory. Did you do your “Whoa Mama’s” today?
Longer version https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-FglPTnAPS4
>>I had cats
jfc
>peak physical condition
>obviously skips leg day
johnny bravo was written by a bunch of dorky dyel hebrews and dykes as their revenge against chads that bullied them just like virtually all popular media that portrays strong masculine men as dumb among other negative stereotypes
Van Partible is Italian and Filipino.
The correct term is SUPREME GENTLEMAN
>Van Partible (born in 1971 real name Efram Giovanni Bravo Partible)
so he was a proto IST doomer tooning about how even if he got jacked he'd still be a virgin
Pretty much, yeah. Johnny is his vision for himself.
You missed the point.
The joke was that he skipped leg days and only worked on mirror muscles.
Johnny Bravo built his physique using only a single resistance band and a tub or protein shake
i enjoyed it fine as a kid, but holy hell it is way funnier to me now. very under-rated.
i'd hate to break it to you but it's a cartoon written by israelites and feminists nonetheless, it's funny because in the show, everything works in reverse. you have an outgoing guy who acts over the top and gets rejected and that's the entire joke. meanwhile irl girls frick loud narcissists
i was going to write that
Johnny is a Chad and in the first episode can't be sacrificed because he isn't a virgin. You homosexuals are doomer posting about a cartoon wtf is wrong with you
Johnny did get laid though, in Panty & Stocking.
The main reason Johnny didn't get dates (apart from it being a kids show) was because he was too strong in his approach.
Instead of being subtle, or at the very least using more finesse, or tact, he would just go all in guns blazing. He was too strong with his approaches, unlike most of us here who don't even bother shooting our shot
Imagine being an adult male arguing about children tv shows
It is wrong on so many levels that I shall spell them out one by one for you, in order to make you understand the gravity of your mistakes
1. it’s a television show. You shouldn’t waste your time watching tv, it gives you nothing of value
2. it’s a show meant for children. Being of the mind of a child is unacceptable for an adult
3. you’re arguing about it. Not only did you waste your time by watching the show, you’re additionally wasting your time talking about it
I hope that this cleared thing up for you. I want to help you, but I can only help you help yourself. It is your turn now to become an adult my friends
He found love where it mattered.
Pedo
>Not raising your daughter wife to be perfect for you
>Johnny Bravo was a cartoon about a man in peak physical condition who was STILL unable to find dates.
The show was just showing his failed attempts. He got laid off-screen. Remember that the vulcano spit him out because he wasn't a virgin in the Amazon episode.
He's a furry in denial, just like IST