joined a kickboxing gym. what am i in for? 0 martial arts experience

joined a kickboxing gym. what am i in for? 0 martial arts experience

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lesson to be learned with a price.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forced to do some gay circuit training with a bunch of out-of-shape white soccer moms and drug addicted looking dudes.

    Do Judo.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Forced to do some gay circuit training with a bunch of out-of-shape white soccer moms and drug addicted looking dudes.

      >Do Judo.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    An ass whooping if you mess around. Better get your cardio up buddy, 100 hindu push ups + 30 mins of jump rope daily.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throw hard shots at all your sparring partners that is the only way to learn

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do not

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did that with boxing, couldn't wipe my nose without hurting too much for the first 2 months, after that I can't even remember the last time someone hit me in the jaw/nose.

      IT actually is the best way to learn, going easy isn't fun either.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tickle sessions at the end of every practice, pickle eating contests, crushing grapes with your feet to make wine, and other obvious stuff you’ll do at a kickboxing gym

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound really gay

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prepare to get heemed

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      did he really strike before the bell?
      what the fuck kek

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quit the gym and do Muay Thai instead
    Kickboxing is objectively inferior to Muay Thai and not real fighting

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Muay Thai is just kickboxing with elbows. It's really not that different at all

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can cherry pick too

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            don't do my guy JWP like that

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        brainlet take. you have obviously never been put in a clinch

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about BJJ?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could go for some blowjob jitsu right now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grappling is gay. Real men give each other brain damage. Not joking

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    depends what "kickboxing means"
    1. wine mom circuit cardio with gloves
    2. dudebro mma gym
    3. K2 dutch style
    4. muay thai

    1 will give you shame, 2 will give you brain damage, 3 and 4 are quite different but you will meet some cool dudes and learn practical skills. Also not as gay as bjj

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of kicking, push ups, ugly lesbians eating protein bars, and punching.

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