just biked this with straight no breaks. ama or something

just biked this with straight no breaks
ama or something

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    next time do it with no brakes

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gz
    too bad you have to live in Amsterdam

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look ma, I biked through flat land with almost no resistance
    Whoop dee doo, toothpaste

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. hasn't moved from the computer all day

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're supposed to greentext that. Either way, I've walked 14 km in a hilly city, so try again

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what city?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a huge and bumpy one. It's called Your Mom. I bet you've heard of it

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hahaahaha, cheers anon!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cheers to you too fren

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you don't greentext a standalone t.
          it's implied
          t. finnish meme expert

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm gonna have to see your credentials, sir

            https://i.imgur.com/fp3BL2T.jpeg

            >manlet outs himself
            italian maybe?

            >implying
            And what if I'm just heavy? Or even fat? Or maybe muscular? Either way, it's a guess

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yep definitely Italian

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even know Italian doe

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah because you speak Sicilian, right?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I had to look up if Sicilian is an actual language, so no

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wind exists you fricking tard

      gz
      too bad you have to live in Amsterdam

      huh?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >brb imma gonna go run against the wind for extra resistance instead of running up a hill
        Your post has got to be the most moronic thing I've read all day

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          can't even tell if bait
          have you ever rode a bike before? maybe they haven't invent wind in whatever 3rd world country you live in.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Guess the wind is resistance for you since you're a lanky toothbrush, though at this point I'd be going into ad hominem shitposting and I don't feel like it today. Either way, bike the same distance on actual terrain and then larp a Plebbit AMA

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >manlet outs himself
              italian maybe?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not him but I'm Italian and I know wind can be a b***h you're still DYEL and coping btw

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's your penor size bone pressed?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Babbies first bike trip

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goededag
    in what time did you travel that distance?
    what was the average speed?
    what did you eat beforehand?
    did you eat during the ride if yes then what?
    did you drink anything during the ride if yes then what?
    have you seen any hot chicks?
    how was the weather?
    how many celsius degress there was outside?
    regular bike or an e-bike?
    how is your mom?
    hoe much do you weight?
    how many prostitutes live in amsterdam?
    when will shrek 5 come to the cinemas?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we hebben een serieus probleem

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eh
    show elevation and maybe i'll get impressed

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are you getting back? Round trip?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sleeping at a friend and biking back

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >45 km
    Weakmind numbers

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    taking my bike to get it serviced tomorrow
    then cycling season starts (I last rode my bike in 2019)

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did you stop in achjefoop or vejingack?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bless you

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I biked 72 km on a fixie this weekend in 3.5 hours.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Red pill me on fixies. Are they better in certain aspects?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    19.2 km/hr pace, or 12 mph
    Hope you went faster than that, on a bike that's hardly a stroll
    More asscheek endurance than anything

    What was your actual time?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no breaks
    stop light running Black person!

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that supposed to be impressive? It's all flat land and probably paved too. I do that much km mountain biking and don't create threads for it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >noo don't create threads to discuss your daily exercise on IST
      >we need to reserve space for more e-celeb, troony, nofap, incel and thirst trap threads

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can create whatever you want bro but I'm free to call you a homosexual who can't handle a hill. It is what it is.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i have biked in the alps before
          there are no hills here

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did it in Europe.
    Awarded no points. Next time try somewhere with actual automobile traffic(bonus points for terrible unaware drivers) like the U.S. or better yet China or India where they are so fricking braindead they'd hit you ad not even notice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      id rather not go to any of those countries

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump

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