>cigarette companies convince retards they should smoke cigarettes to increase their test >meat producers convince retards they should adopt a carnivore diet to increase their test >soda companies convince retards they should drink soda to increase their test
What's next?
This is like that study saying chocolate helps you lose weight, but it was published by a guy trying to prove journals will publish anything and the media will run away with it. Which it did.
>vaxxmax complying gay
aspartame is carcinogenic, retard, and so are covid "vaccines". Can something that doesn't even provide immunity be called vaccine? No matter, they changed the definition of vaccine for you cattle, so you don't have to question your reality.
Do me a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool
no evidence for aspartame being carcinogenic
no evidence for vaccines being carcinogenic, same with covid vaccines, mrna vaccines, etc. no vaccine provides pure immunity you dumbfuck lmao, get a clue moron, you just decrease the viral loads beneath infectious limit because your body can destroy the bodies before they reproduce to that point. you have to get boosters for TDAP and many others and that's what the vaxx does you bumbling buffoon. i'd rather have a booster than have whatever you conservative morons have in your brains, some sort of prion that makes you vote red i bet.
>no vaccine provides pure immunity you dumbfuck lmao >you just decrease the viral loads beneath infectious limit because your body can destroy the bodies before they reproduce to that point
holy shit, full on 1984 reprogramming right there. You truly are cattle.
I was gonna ask you why is it only european countries doing side effects studies but you're just too far gone to have any shred of a critical mind left. Whatever shit comes your way, you deserve
Is this satire? I refuse to believe someone pulled out this non sequitur and actually thinks they are making a point instead of making themselves seem mentally ill and obsessed.
>study sponsored by PepsiCo
It was done by a group in rural China to investigate if carbonated drinks cause any medical dysfunction.
If you wanna fuck with your hormones, just use actual roids.
>rural China
So if you give starving Chinese peasants calorie dense drinks it improves their health?
Who would have guessed?
It's a mouse study.
That’s racist
Advertising campaign.
Carbonated drinks... so like soda water?
But then why is it being pushed so aggressively in regards to coke and pepsi?
Most well known carbonated beverages on the planet by a wide margin.
>Study by PepsiCo to help sales of competitor
Nice one Genius!
>cigarette companies convince retards they should smoke cigarettes to increase their test
>meat producers convince retards they should adopt a carnivore diet to increase their test
>soda companies convince retards they should drink soda to increase their test
What's next?
Either vapes or made from plants shit
A chud convincing you to take HRT to increase your est.
This is like that study saying chocolate helps you lose weight, but it was published by a guy trying to prove journals will publish anything and the media will run away with it. Which it did.
I've been dri- I mean my friend has been drinking coke zero for a decade and he told me it's not true.
>simple sugar stimulates anabolism
you don't say
Wasn't it a thing a few years ago that mountain dew makes you impotent? Am I high?
>mountain dew
>cola
It's a shame I'm not a mouse like the tests were done on
>just bought a coke zero
Buy regular coke. It's likely the carbohydrate which does it
Based, I'm going to buy a pack of cigarettes and light up (boosts testosterone) and sip a can of coka cola (boosts testosterone)
Being natty is sooo easy
I drank a 20oz Pepsi yesterday and had raging boners that kept waking me up all night last night.
aspartame is good for you and so are vaccines
cringe
>thinking I ever implied they weren't
passive aggressive neurotic incel take your meds and thank Rumsfeld (aspartame) and Reagan (vaccines) for them
>vaxxmax complying gay
aspartame is carcinogenic, retard, and so are covid "vaccines". Can something that doesn't even provide immunity be called vaccine? No matter, they changed the definition of vaccine for you cattle, so you don't have to question your reality.
Do me a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool
no evidence for aspartame being carcinogenic
no evidence for vaccines being carcinogenic, same with covid vaccines, mrna vaccines, etc. no vaccine provides pure immunity you dumbfuck lmao, get a clue moron, you just decrease the viral loads beneath infectious limit because your body can destroy the bodies before they reproduce to that point. you have to get boosters for TDAP and many others and that's what the vaxx does you bumbling buffoon. i'd rather have a booster than have whatever you conservative morons have in your brains, some sort of prion that makes you vote red i bet.
>no vaccine provides pure immunity you dumbfuck lmao
>you just decrease the viral loads beneath infectious limit because your body can destroy the bodies before they reproduce to that point
holy shit, full on 1984 reprogramming right there. You truly are cattle.
A vaccine never has provided pure immunity. People have been getting flu shots for decades but can still catch the flu.
I was gonna ask you why is it only european countries doing side effects studies but you're just too far gone to have any shred of a critical mind left. Whatever shit comes your way, you deserve
Can't stand that English prick, ugly stupid and definitely not funny.
das lanky piss n streak
Karl was the superior comedian of the three.
Ricky still gets points for calling out hollywood stars for being close friends with Epstein.
WTF is going on with jannies deleting banter but leaving racial and religious slurs up?
ok, giv me an actual way of making my balls bigger
L. reuteri
sunlight/red light
ice pack
edging for 8 hours a day
+every other way you know to increase testosterone
>edging for 8 hours a day
I don't want cancer/ED.
duh because pee is stored in the balls
It's because of caffeine, not diet soda.
Is this satire? I refuse to believe someone pulled out this non sequitur and actually thinks they are making a point instead of making themselves seem mentally ill and obsessed.
good reminder why studies don't mean shit. you can literally influence them to support whatever you want and companies do pay for this.
however i also believe the negative effects of diet drinks are indeed way overblown and it's not a big deal if you drink them.
Nice. I'm saving this so when people ask me how I got so swole I can say I smoke cigarettes, eat meat, and drink coke.
I have drunk like 5 cans of Pepsi max a day for 7 years and my testicles are still always shrivelled up unless it's really warm