just bought a coke zero

i can feel my balls getting bigger wtf..?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >study sponsored by PepsiCo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was done by a group in rural China to investigate if carbonated drinks cause any medical dysfunction.

      https://i.imgur.com/GBGCgVk.png

      i can feel my balls getting bigger wtf..?

      If you wanna frick with your hormones, just use actual roids.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >rural China
        So if you give starving Chinese peasants calorie dense drinks it improves their health?
        Who would have guessed?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's a mouse study.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That’s racist

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Advertising campaign.

        Carbonated drinks... so like soda water?
        But then why is it being pushed so aggressively in regards to coke and pepsi?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Most well known carbonated beverages on the planet by a wide margin.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Study by PepsiCo to help sales of competitor
      Nice one Genius!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >cigarette companies convince morons they should smoke cigarettes to increase their test
      >meat producers convince morons they should adopt a carnivore diet to increase their test
      >soda companies convince morons they should drink soda to increase their test
      What's next?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Either vapes or made from plants shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A troony convincing you to take HRT to increase your est.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is like that study saying chocolate helps you lose weight, but it was published by a guy trying to prove journals will publish anything and the media will run away with it. Which it did.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've been dri- I mean my friend has been drinking coke zero for a decade and he told me it's not true.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >simple sugar stimulates anabolism
    you don't say

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't it a thing a few years ago that mountain dew makes you impotent? Am I high?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >mountain dew
      >cola

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame I'm not a mouse like the tests were done on

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >just bought a coke zero
    Buy regular coke. It's likely the carbohydrate which does it

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Based, I'm going to buy a pack of cigarettes and light up (boosts testosterone) and sip a can of coka cola (boosts testosterone)

    Being natty is sooo easy

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I drank a 20oz Pepsi yesterday and had raging boners that kept waking me up all night last night.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    aspartame is good for you and so are vaccines
    cringe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking I ever implied they weren't
      passive aggressive neurotic incel take your meds and thank Rumsfeld (aspartame) and Reagan (vaccines) for them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >vaxxmax complying homosexual
      aspartame is carcinogenic, moron, and so are covid "vaccines". Can something that doesn't even provide immunity be called vaccine? No matter, they changed the definition of vaccine for you cattle, so you don't have to question your reality.

      Do me a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no evidence for aspartame being carcinogenic
        no evidence for vaccines being carcinogenic, same with covid vaccines, mrna vaccines, etc. no vaccine provides pure immunity you dumbfrick lmao, get a clue moron, you just decrease the viral loads beneath infectious limit because your body can destroy the bodies before they reproduce to that point. you have to get boosters for TDAP and many others and that's what the vaxx does you bumbling buffoon. i'd rather have a booster than have whatever you conservative morons have in your brains, some sort of prion that makes you vote red i bet.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >no vaccine provides pure immunity you dumbfrick lmao
          >you just decrease the viral loads beneath infectious limit because your body can destroy the bodies before they reproduce to that point
          holy shit, full on 1984 reprogramming right there. You truly are cattle.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            A vaccine never has provided pure immunity. People have been getting flu shots for decades but can still catch the flu.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I was gonna ask you why is it only european countries doing side effects studies but you're just too far gone to have any shred of a critical mind left. Whatever shit comes your way, you deserve

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Can't stand that English prick, ugly stupid and definitely not funny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      das lanky piss n streak

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Karl was the superior comedian of the three.
      Ricky still gets points for calling out hollywood stars for being close friends with Epstein.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WTF is going on with jannies deleting banter but leaving racial and religious slurs up?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ok, giv me an actual way of making my balls bigger

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      L. reuteri
      sunlight/red light
      ice pack
      edging for 8 hours a day
      +every other way you know to increase testosterone

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >edging for 8 hours a day
        I don't want cancer/ED.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    duh because pee is stored in the balls

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's because of caffeine, not diet soda.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is this satire? I refuse to believe someone pulled out this non sequitur and actually thinks they are making a point instead of making themselves seem mentally ill and obsessed.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    good reminder why studies don't mean shit. you can literally influence them to support whatever you want and companies do pay for this.

    however i also believe the negative effects of diet drinks are indeed way overblown and it's not a big deal if you drink them.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nice. I'm saving this so when people ask me how I got so swole I can say I smoke cigarettes, eat meat, and drink coke.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have drunk like 5 cans of Pepsi max a day for 7 years and my testicles are still always shrivelled up unless it's really warm

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