Just caught monkeypox. 100% got it from my gym's equipment. I have to stay home for the foreseeable future.

Just caught monkeypox. 100% got it from my gym's equipment. I have to stay home for the foreseeable future. This is a warning to everyone. You can get it.

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure you didn't get it while you were being dicked down in the gym showers?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're totally not a degenerate homosexual, how come

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hWKvlFO.jpg

      Yeah right you degenerate subhuman stop licking assholes and attending gay piss orgies

      Sure you didn't get it while you were being dicked down in the gym showers?

      it was 100% from facesitting at a 40-man piss orgy. die gay

      https://i.imgur.com/cJdQRQB.gif

      >100% got it from my gym's equipment

      Look, I'm 100% straight. I just happen to work out a gym that caters to gay men. The only reason why I lift there is they have good facilities and membership is free for young, attractive men. I'm sure that one of the fags there did catch it from an orgy and spread it on the equipment where I then picked it up.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So the moral of the story is avoid gays. Gotcha

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Queer by association then

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you can get it too
        >if you go to gym for gays free membership for young twinks
        >you can get it too you know

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        By Allah’s grace, you’re lucky idk you because I would stone you, filthy sodomite

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Look, I'm 100% straight
        every story like this starts with this line

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I just happen to work out a gym that caters to gay men.
        ah see, there's your problem.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit this posts read exactly like that one fucking AI thing someone posted on IST a while ago. You know the one fucking website where it generates writings based on the query

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn so this is who they ment with straight men who are having sex with other men

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >work out a gym that caters to gay men.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>work out a gym

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank GOD my wife stopped going to Spin classes. Full of gay men.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm 100% straight

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Straight men who occasionally have anal sex with other men...
          Who's gonna tell em?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gym that caters to gay men
        How? Do they have those nightclub lights, pink equipment and YMCA playing on loop or what?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll admit it; it's a male bathhouse that happens to have a gym and pool attached it it. I don't use the sauna or private lockers because that's where the sex happens. Pool is also lame because it's clothing optional. I only go and use the gym because it's free and very close to work.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is it so hard to get a bunch of homeless people there so then the fags stay away? I mean ITS FREE.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Again, it's only free if you're under 25 and already in shape. Same reason why bars don't card attractive women.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            All pools are clothing optional anon.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >guaranteedreplies.exe
        it's just so easy

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its free real estate.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        this clip of you is telling another story my dude

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Look, I'm 100% straight

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn’t it need mucus membranes touching to spread? Unless you’re licking the gym equipment or your licking your fingers after touching the gym equipment then you definitely caught it from smelly man sex in the locker room, you wiener kissing homo.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dumbbells are for lifting not shoving up your ass you flaming gay

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not afraid of it

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah right you degenerate subhuman stop licking assholes and attending gay piss orgies

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      pissening

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking keep it to your boyfriend and break up with your wife you closeted fag.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was 100% from facesitting at a 40-man piss orgy. die gay

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >100% got it from my gym's equipment

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    should have worn a mask

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The locker room twink is not "the equipment"

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2022
    >not wearing regular gloves at the gym or in any public place

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post proof not stock photo
    are u gay by any chance op

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not posting a picture of my ass and lower back on this site. Currently looks like bad acne.

      >100% got it from my gym's equipment.
      Did you kegel the dumbell or something
      how can you be sure
      some gay could've angry dragoned on you

      >you can get it too
      >if you go to gym for gays free membership for young twinks
      >you can get it too you know

      So the moral of the story is avoid gays. Gotcha

      Queer by association then

      I like the ego boost I get from lifting there. I get dozens of men a day coming up to me and telling me I look so strong. I get 10 people a day trying to give me their number. I don't know why women hate being catcalled; being told you're an attractive sexy beast is a positive feedback loop that makes me stronger.

      I can pay $50 a month to go to a gym where no one acknowledges me, or I can pay nothing to go to a gym where there's constant mires. Easy fucking choice.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda funny how it started showing symptoms around your asshole you gay.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I like getting in the ass in the shower and the end bukkake is to die for
        I know this is your larp, but still have to call you the fucking butt pirate pole smoker you are.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >100% got it from my gym's equipment.
    Did you kegel the dumbell or something
    how can you be sure
    some gay could've angry dragoned on you

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't know why you'd have irl gay sex rn. Are Discord DMs really not enough for you coomers?

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sure dude 😉

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. The gays can use that as their excuse. We win.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened? Is that one anon still jacking off onto the benches?

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post pics of your lesions with piece of paper with timestamp

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You laughed at me for wearing gloves to do my lifts. Well who's laughing now, AIDS monkey?!

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have read that adopted kids from gay parents are also getting monkeypox too....MMMM?

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You only get it from anal from gays, nice try garden gnome from Israel.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is bait / demoralization campaign
    ignore

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't lie OP you were the part of fag orgies right?

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you mean jim equipment?

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is gym's equipment gay slang for hookups in the sauna room?

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you lick the barbell again op?

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't fags just not have sex for like 3 months, I haven't had sex in 28 years.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ass worms control them

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the plate carrying slave's meaty black cock isn't traditionally considered gym equipment
    were you doing those wacky unconventinal exercises?

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait until all straight people die because of this

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    fed post.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP
    >is a gay
    It's like pottery.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so sorry you took the vaxx

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You got bum fucked ya poofta don't like gay

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you share the squat plug with your gym bro? be honest

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We report 528 infections diagnosed between April 27 and June 24, 2022, at 43 sites in 16 countries. Overall, 98% of the persons with infection were gay or bisexual men, 75% were White, and 41% had human immunodeficiency virus infection; the median age was 38 years. Transmission was suspected to have occurred through sexual activity in 95% of the persons with infection

    https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa2207323

    Sure. Gym equipment.

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