Just caught monkeypox. 100% got it from my gym's equipment. I have to stay home for the foreseeable future.

Just caught monkeypox. 100% got it from my gym's equipment. I have to stay home for the foreseeable future. This is a warning to everyone. You can get it.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sure you didn't get it while you were being dicked down in the gym showers?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're totally not a degenerate homosexual, how come

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hWKvlFO.jpg

      Yeah right you degenerate subhuman stop licking buttholes and attending homosexual piss orgies

      Sure you didn't get it while you were being dicked down in the gym showers?

      it was 100% from facesitting at a 40-man piss orgy. die homosexual

      https://i.imgur.com/cJdQRQB.gif

      >100% got it from my gym's equipment

      Look, I'm 100% straight. I just happen to work out a gym that caters to gay men. The only reason why I lift there is they have good facilities and membership is free for young, attractive men. I'm sure that one of the gays there did catch it from an orgy and spread it on the equipment where I then picked it up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So the moral of the story is avoid homosexuals. Gotcha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Queer by association then

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you can get it too
        >if you go to gym for gays free membership for young twinks
        >you can get it too you know

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        By Allah’s grace, you’re lucky idk you because I would stone you, filthy sodomite

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Look, I'm 100% straight
        every story like this starts with this line

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I just happen to work out a gym that caters to gay men.
        ah see, there's your problem.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit this posts read exactly like that one fricking AI thing someone posted on IST a while ago. You know the one fricking website where it generates writings based on the query

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn so this is who they ment with straight men who are having sex with other men

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >work out a gym that caters to gay men.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >>work out a gym

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank GOD my wife stopped going to Spin classes. Full of gay men.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm 100% straight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > Straight men who occasionally have anal sex with other men...
          Who's gonna tell em?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gym that caters to gay men
        How? Do they have those nightclub lights, pink equipment and YMCA playing on loop or what?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'll admit it; it's a male bathhouse that happens to have a gym and pool attached it it. I don't use the sauna or private lockers because that's where the sex happens. Pool is also lame because it's clothing optional. I only go and use the gym because it's free and very close to work.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is it so hard to get a bunch of homeless people there so then the gays stay away? I mean ITS FREE.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Again, it's only free if you're under 25 and already in shape. Same reason why bars don't card attractive women.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            All pools are clothing optional anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >guaranteedreplies.exe
        it's just so easy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its free real estate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this clip of you is telling another story my dude

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Look, I'm 100% straight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn’t it need mucus membranes touching to spread? Unless you’re licking the gym equipment or your licking your fingers after touching the gym equipment then you definitely caught it from smelly man sex in the locker room, you wiener kissing homo.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The dumbbells are for lifting not shoving up your ass you flaming homosexual

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not afraid of it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah right you degenerate subhuman stop licking buttholes and attending homosexual piss orgies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pissening

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking keep it to your boyfriend and break up with your wife you closeted gay.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was 100% from facesitting at a 40-man piss orgy. die homosexual

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >100% got it from my gym's equipment

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    should have worn a mask

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The locker room twink is not "the equipment"

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2022
    >not wearing regular gloves at the gym or in any public place

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post proof not stock photo
    are u gay by any chance op

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not posting a picture of my ass and lower back on this site. Currently looks like bad acne.

      >100% got it from my gym's equipment.
      Did you kegel the dumbell or something
      how can you be sure
      some homosexual could've angry dragoned on you

      >you can get it too
      >if you go to gym for gays free membership for young twinks
      >you can get it too you know

      So the moral of the story is avoid homosexuals. Gotcha

      Queer by association then

      I like the ego boost I get from lifting there. I get dozens of men a day coming up to me and telling me I look so strong. I get 10 people a day trying to give me their number. I don't know why women hate being catcalled; being told you're an attractive sexy beast is a positive feedback loop that makes me stronger.

      I can pay $50 a month to go to a gym where no one acknowledges me, or I can pay nothing to go to a gym where there's constant mires. Easy fricking choice.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda funny how it started showing symptoms around your butthole you homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I like getting in the ass in the shower and the end bukkake is to die for
        I know this is your larp, but still have to call you the fricking butt pirate pole smoker you are.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >100% got it from my gym's equipment.
    Did you kegel the dumbell or something
    how can you be sure
    some homosexual could've angry dragoned on you

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't know why you'd have irl gay sex rn. Are Discord DMs really not enough for you coomers?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sure dude 😉

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good. The gays can use that as their excuse. We win.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What happened? Is that one anon still jacking off onto the benches?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post pics of your lesions with piece of paper with timestamp

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You laughed at me for wearing gloves to do my lifts. Well who's laughing now, AIDS monkey?!

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have read that adopted kids from gay parents are also getting monkeypox too....MMMM?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You only get it from anal from homosexuals, nice try israelite from Israel.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is bait / demoralization campaign
    ignore

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't lie OP you were the part of gay orgies right?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you mean jim equipment?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is gym's equipment gay slang for hookups in the sauna room?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you lick the barbell again op?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't gays just not have sex for like 3 months, I haven't had sex in 28 years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ass worms control them

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the plate carrying slave's meaty black wiener isn't traditionally considered gym equipment
    were you doing those wacky unconventinal exercises?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait until all straight people die because of this

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fed post.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OP
    >is a homosexual
    It's like pottery.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so sorry you took the vaxx

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You got bum fricked ya poofta don't like homosexual

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did you share the squat plug with your gym bro? be honest

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >We report 528 infections diagnosed between April 27 and June 24, 2022, at 43 sites in 16 countries. Overall, 98% of the persons with infection were gay or bisexual men, 75% were White, and 41% had human immunodeficiency virus infection; the median age was 38 years. Transmission was suspected to have occurred through sexual activity in 95% of the persons with infection

    https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa2207323

    Sure. Gym equipment.

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