>just one more pot of yerba for the day and im done

>just one more pot of yerba for the day and im done
AHH IM YOOOOOOORBING

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    qrd me on yerba

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay hipster version of green tea. no real health benefits. faggy fad. makes you gay.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fuck is that mate you fucker

        Gay fag tea for gay fags with stupid hair who are also sexual predators. Or regular tea for brown people.

        Mate is high T you gay amerimutts

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He means the gay overpriced mate that is sold in cans here, not the kind you get in a 1kg bag.
          fwiw I drink a lot of mate myself, made in the gourd or a French press.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      urgayan here, its literally a more complicated green tea
      I lmao everytime the ramona flowers wannabes brag about it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not using mate knowledge to hit on Ramona's. Ngmi. Unless ur still there where its just normal

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ngmi
          Literally every fucking gay says "ngmi" to the dumbest shit these days
          you think "making it" means hitting on art whores?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay fag tea for gay fags with stupid hair who are also sexual predators. Or regular tea for brown people.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Faggy as fuck (unless you're Argentinian)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      cancer juice that tastes like tea brewed in a ashtray only hipsters and the kind of south americans that like bestiality drink it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cancer
        I bet you believe nicotine causes cancer too

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, I believe curatives and fine particulates irritating he lungs causes cancer but that tobacco loaded with the with same benzopyrenes as mate from fire drying as well is produced by burning the tobacco itself. Chewing tobacco doesn't even have enough of an elevated risk mouth and throat cancer to show it does cause cancer and they basically had to lie and use research based on smoking to get it that sticker. Which is was more a sleight against the tobacco industry than it was about public health. But there are a lot of plants with carcinogenic properties nonetheless.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If that was true everyone would have throat cancer in argentina

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          they're going up in the elderly populations of a lot of those countries because I'm guessing their life expectancy went up and these cancers don't usually show up until after the common cancers cull a lot of the highest risk group.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ignore all the retarded response. it's just a tea that tastes really good.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that tastes really good
        oh, so it's green or black or red tea? i'll just stick to those then since it's less hassle

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          it has the caffeine content of black tea but it's not as bitter. it similar to green tea but better tasting imo. i recommend the pure leaf stuff. i don't like the stems

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it similar to green tea but better tasting imo.
            you never tasted high quality japanese green tea. nothing comes even close to it. chinese green tea doesnt count.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              thing... 😐

              japanese thing... :O

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            black tea isn't bitter you fucking imbecilic moron lmao
            stop buying tea bags and learn how to make proper tea

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m pretty sure the drug semaglutide was derived from Yerba mate. Means it’s good for losing fat

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      More caffeine than tea, less caffeine than coffee. Apparently it has more psychostimulants than caffeine, though. Tastes like grass clippings and is expensive for most and favorited by hipster types. Just stick to coffee and tea.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Halfway decent coffee / tea alternative made from a holly species. Hipsters ruined it for everyone by making it a commercial product.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're gonna do this, go all out and get one of the badass Yerba horns and the sippy spoon like a real Indio. Here's some my dad picked up when he was in peace corps.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dad was in the peace corps
      ngmi lad

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    me but with kratom

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got sober after being on heroin, oxymorohone, etc. I look back on weed and drugs in general with distaste. Except kratom. Kratom seemed like the only thing that man can actually handle without losing his soul to it. I don’t do it now, but I’m just saying.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are quite a few fucking retards out there who are ingesting 20+g of kratom a day. I don't recommend it to anyone with addiction problems. Last time I did the guy over did it and had shitty withdrawals and blamed me lol. I told him don't go over 5g a day but hes kind of an idiot and over does fucking everything in life

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          kratom's effects have always capped out at like 2g for me. any more and you don't feel anything additional, just more constipation and more of that dirty, murky, gross mud mind post kratom hangover distorted mental state the day after.
          kratom sucks ass fuck kratom
          lettuce extract + kombucha is my new best friend

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do like 15-20g per dose. How else am I supposed to feel the nice effects of slight intoxication? When I take kratom I feel the same way as I do after 2 glasses of wine which is exactly the feeling and buzz I'm after

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do kratom every day. How do you take yours? I just chug it mixed in water and chocolate milk.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry everyone
    you can continue this gay thread in two minutes when I've finished my cup

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm actually interested in getting some yerba mate because
    1) coffee is shit burnt beans oxidised gnomish-owned, and also bad for your gut
    2) tea is chinkoid heavy-metal or indian poop infested, and good luck finding anything that isn't old stale leaves. Also bad for iron absorption.

    But the gaucho drank yerba mate or something. I don't care for the gay straw and other paraphernalia, just infusing it is fine yeah? Or should it be brewed? (brewing ->add in cold water and boil everything together; infusing -> add in hot water)
    What's a reliable brand that sells internationally, and what negative outcomes are associated with its consumption?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1) coffee is shit burnt beans oxidised gnomish-owned, and also bad for your gut
      this is the most gnomish thing i've ever read
      shalom, rabbi!

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im half argentinian and i just associate this with my old argentine relatives when they come to visit kek.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks geh

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't understand. Do you mean that you make kratom tea? That sounds disgusting

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't it a healthier way to consume caffeine?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Claim your yerbafu

    Rosamontefags need not reply

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >creamy canarias reporting for duty

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how it feels to be the only person on the planet to enojy both tea and coffee and yerba

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >both
      >lists 3 things
      ESL argent*n*an opinions do not matter

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      me too

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you live in USA and you're seeing this lately... I have bad news for you. Real inflation is about to hit you real bad.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      We've had Yerba in commercial stores for years and years. It's not new here.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's la del caballito

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Epa, pero eso no es un mate?

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