Just took the boiled egg pill, what am I in for?

Just took the boiled egg pill, what am I in for?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    time to hand in your natty card
    no takebacks

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >LE PILL
    stfu about "pills" you fucking autists.
    Boiled eggs are eggs. Just fucking google the vitamins and macros in eggs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      boiling eggs releases tren inside the egg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      should I've said it I've taken the boiled egg sphere

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/G5VKZr8.png

      Just took the boiled egg pill, what am I in for?

      Egg pilled

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a boiled egg most likely

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are in for the worst days of your life. I mean utter hell. Just fucking endless torture. Say goodbye to a normal living motherfucker because you just entered the egg zone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf do you mean the boiled egg pill? like it's something unusual? i had this for breakfast almost every day growing up

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Prepare to knock yourself unconscious with your own farts.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    boiled eggs you silly bastard

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You’re in for 20 minutes of peeling egg shells off the egg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tap the tip with a teaspoon
      >push tea spoon into the whole and run it around the egg
      It takes about 20 seconds

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Removes most of the egg
        Who even believes this pseuodscience

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Removes most of the egg
          No it doesn't you fucking idiot. You don't penetrate the membrane.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol retarded amerimutt can't even peel an egg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >put boiled egg into cold water straight after you take it out of the pot
      >peels with ease

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Smash the eggs against each other on both ends, then crush the egg within your hand. Should be ez pz to peel off after that.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tbh the only real minus with eggs is the farts, straight-up lethal gas production.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hard boiled instead of soft boiled
    Not gonna make it m8

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hard boiled can be stored in the fridge so I don't have to make them evey day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hard boiled 4 lyfe

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Worked in the UK for almost 5 months last year, first thing I noticed was that none of the convenience stores sold frozen eggs.

    Even in the US some chains like 7-11 don't have them, but in the UK even the large grocery stores don't sell them. Do Brits just hate protein?!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even really like boiled eggs but I eat them 3-4 times a week (3 at a time) for lunch because they are cheap and easy to make and you can add some rice and have a pretty tasty meal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No they just eat at McDonalds. Brits are so fucking fat and there's not enough space for them all to fit it's crazy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why on earth would you want to freeze an egg?
      Maybe you didn't realise during your time here but British egg standards are very high and will last for weeks without ever being refrigerated, you can walk in to any shop, from the dirtiest smelliest paki shop, to the biggest Asda, and buy half a dozen of the highest quality eggs for next to nothing, take them home, leave them on your counter, and enjoy them for a month or more because the fuckers never go bad.
      The real question here is what is wrong with American eggs?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The real question here is what is wrong with American eggs?
        Unironically becaue they wash them. British eggs come covered in shit but also a natural protective layer that keeps them fresh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why the FUCK would you freeze an egg? just crack it open when you're ready to use it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frozen eggs are way easier to peel, last longer, and are just generally more convenient. Just pop a few in the fridge overnight and you can have a fried egg anytime you want.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seek help

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get them gains, bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you eastern european? I have a set of very similar plates. Also
      >napkin under eggs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice eggs
      Personally I eat my eggs raw in milk with honey, or scrambled, but boiled eggs are pretty neat

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Take the raw egg pill, you can put 6 in with your whey, and it actually makes it taste better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can develop a biotin deficiency if you consume raw egg whites. Even pasteurized egg whites, because it doesn't remove the avidin, which binds to biotin.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I drink egg whites in the morning like orange juice

        biotin deez nuts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I drink egg whites in the morning like orange juice

      biotin deez nuts

      biotin is used to grow hair and nails

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if you overcook, it'll smell like a mean fart.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Its best to eat variety of egg types. I had like 16 hard boiled this week, so next time I'll make some fried eggs

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Omelette provide as much nutrition so no difference

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Poached on toast is the superior egg.

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