Ketolards unironically think this will ruin their health

Ketolards unironically think this will ruin their health

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No

    Lettuce is keto. Most people on it won't eat it because it's dumb useless rabbit food that;s 99.9% water and has no nutrients. But it conforms to their diet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it's dumb useless rabbit food
      the sounds of a child crying to mother that he wont eat his vegetables

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I will not eat the e. coli

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The e. coli is fecal runoff from factory farmed cattle.

          it's also why you're bloated as shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          E coli comes from animals

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the sounds of a child crying to mother that he wont eat his vegetables
        You should take a minute to actually think about why humans instinctively reject raw or lightly cooked vegetables. You have to cover them in fats and spices to make children even consider eating them. Why do you think that is?

        You don't have to force children to eat fruit because it naturally tastes good to us. Can you name even one nutrient found in vegetables that you can't find in fruit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FIBER

      ISn'T

      USELeSS!!!!!!!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fiber isn't a nutrient. Your body requires exactly 0 grams of fiber per day.
        Lettuce is pointless.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Post your butthole lesions, colon cancer, and trouble gut biome ketolard.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Absence of fiber does not cause any of those problems. Please show me all the billions of carnivore animals that have these.
            >gut biome
            We no longer even possess the gut microbiome required to break down plant cellulose (i.e. fiber)

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Humans aren't carnivores

  2. 1 month ago
    SAGED

    Chill out babygirl

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me its iceberg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love this lil' homie like you wouldn't believe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wedge salad with blue cheese right before the steak
      Classic. Simple. Perfection.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >berg

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Romaine vs Iceberg?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Romaine vs Iceberg?
      iceberg hands down. The rest just doesnt compare

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It won't ruin your health but its pointless to eat. No nutrition just water and fiber which you don't need

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and fiber which you don't need

      t. pant sharter

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the youngest vegetable lineages we've domesticated
    at least eat a proper lettuce like wild lettuce for the zinc and magnesium and iron and copper

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's an awful lot of surface area on it for pesticides but otherwise it's great for low carb. I had lettuce burgers and tacos all the time.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ketotrannies believe that yogurt milk and kefir will kill you while eating a stick of butter that was deep fried in more butter is healthy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why do you feel the need to lie on the internet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What the f.................

          this video clogged my arteries

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >terminally online person is obsessed with trannies
      Name a more iconic duo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        troony getting mad at the word troony name a more iconic duo

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am starting vegan keto today. I will unite the clans and bring peace to the board.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I eat it but it fricking sucks, its food padding.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CICOtards literally eating dog shit off the ground

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    plants are filler garbage that should only be eaten cause you like the taste

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I ate sauerkraut today. It gave me diarrhea. I sharted my pants in the store. Pic unfortunately related. I miss doing carnivore and having quick, clean, fast, easy shits once every few days. I never farted either, not even while shitting. I stopped doing carnivore and ballooned from 174 to 212 lbs. I really need to stop eating plants. They are clearly deleterious to my health and wellbeing. I know this is not the case for everyone, but I really hate shitting myself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >eating cabbage made me gain 40lbs
      why are you people so moronic
      literal fricking soccer moms on your fad diets
      eat less and you will lose weight
      eat more and you will gain weight
      what you eat does not make an inch of fricking difference

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1. Lettuce is keto approved
    2. Lettuce is a meme. There are shit ton on greens with more nutriens and better taste

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No but you see, vegetables don't WANT to get eaten, that means they're dangerous. Or something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If an animal doesn't want to be eaten, it can run way or fight. A plant can do neither of these things, so if a plant doesn't want to be eaten, it has to develop some other kind of defense. Some plants have developed physical defenses (spikes, etc) but those are pretty useless against the main predators of plants, insects and fungus.

      So in an attempt to protect themselves, plants have developed a wide range of chemical defenses. The vast majority of these are harmful to you because they were specifically developed by the plant in order to harm you. Plants are full of compounds that are actively harmful to you. Phytic acid in grains, oxalates in leafy greens, glucosinolates in the cabbage family, protease and amylase inhibitors in legumes, etc etc etc.

      Luckily for you, there are plants that WANT to be eaten! These plants are called "fruit" and most of them exist as a means of seed dispersal for the plants growing them. These plants grow fruit specifically so that you will eat it and shit out the seeds at some distant location. Unlike other plant foods, fruit is actively good for you, contains nothing that will harm you, and contains each and every micronutrient that can be found in other plant foods.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do me a favor and have a nice day next time you want to pollute my replies with your schizo ramblings

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't have any counterpoint or rebuttal, just the impotent anger of a person being confronted with something he isn't smart enough to understand
          If a simple explanation of why oxalic acid exists is too confusing for you to follow then you may want to avoid threads like this in the future. The food pyramid was made for people like you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What part of it is schizo? It sounds pretty reasonable to me and I'm always happy to have another excuse to not eat vegetables.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What part of it is schizo? It sounds pretty reasonable to me and I'm always happy to have another excuse to not eat vegetables.

          >doesn't have any counterpoint or rebuttal, just the impotent anger of a person being confronted with something he isn't smart enough to understand
          If a simple explanation of why oxalic acid exists is too confusing for you to follow then you may want to avoid threads like this in the future. The food pyramid was made for people like you.

          Apple seeds have cyanide in them for a reason.
          Generally speaking these antinutrients kill bugs, and are mildly annoying to bigger creatures, with the caveat that the more you eat the worse it gets.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You would have to eat an entire cup of apple seeds in order to hurt yourself from the cyanide. Not only that, but you would have to break open the seeds and chew and swallow them.

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