Kicking a door down

How strong do you have to be to kick a door down?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stronger than the door

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      +

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ^

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG,
      WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!
      YOU'RE WRONG!
      YOU'RE WRONG!
      YOU'RE WRONG!

      THE PARTS OF THE DOOR THAT BREAKS, IS NOT PART OF THE DOOR. It's the jamb. You have to be stronger than the door JAMB. Fucking retard fit-gayS are ao low IQ

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      🙂

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just tried to kick my door down to check but I couldn't do it. Do all firefighters really roid for this? Pathetic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Got bench at least 405

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The latch is held in place by two small screws and a thin bit of timber, its not hard unless you a lanky cunt. Hollow core doors you can put your fist through easy enough.

    Source: experience

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A standard grade 3 or grade 2 deadbolt made for residential use is designed to withstand a 150 lb strike. So, you would need your kick to produce 150+ lbs of force directly onto the deadbolt. Let's round up to 200 lbs, since you'll only kick near the deadbolt. That's from one leg, so I'd say at least a 400 lb squat.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    depends on the door, mate.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the door.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kick near the door knob a few times

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, about seven years ago, about to leave the office
    >mother-in-law calls, her idiot tenants locked themselves out of the rental
    >anon you drive by it on my way home from work, can you meet them and see if you can help get them in or call a locksmith who won't break something?
    >drive to the rental, tenants are two ditzy mid-20s women, 7/10 (ginger) teacher and 6/10 nurse, standing outside in the cold, after dusk
    >"the door just locked itself somehow"
    >yeah whatever
    >I'm wearing a blazer, slacks, dress shoes
    >stand on the landing and try the credit card trick and other meme lifehack shit for a few minutes while they stand below and talk about inane shit
    >mother-in-law shows up anyway, she talks to them below, none of them are facing me, can't see me in the dark anyway, paying zero attention
    >fuck this, it's cold and I'm hungry and I just got out of a long day at the office
    >take a step back
    >aim just inside the doorknob
    >lean into it
    >POW-KA-CREEEEEAK
    >silence
    >"anon did you just kick the door in?"
    >uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stand by
    >pull out my phone, use it as a flashlight
    >door and lock are not damaged, the ancient 50s-era faceplate bent back and popped the trim off neatly
    >push the trim and tacks back in, bend the faceplate back
    >walk down to bottom of landing, tip metaphorical fedora
    >m'ladies
    >"wow anon you're really strong! do you work out and stuff?"
    >their effusive praise dies down as they realize I just did what some black rapist could have done at 2:00 AM
    >well.... I'm going home to eat dinner now
    >mother-in-law never fixed the lock because they were just going to lock themselves out again anyway
    >ginger showed me her tits later on when I went to replace a screw fuse (that's a greentext for another day)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      checked and for nice tits

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        need the next greentext plz

        >(that's a greentext for another day)
        you can't do that anon

        Holy shit you all are thirsty. It's not that interesting
        >be me, about six months later
        >mother-in-law calls on Saturday morning
        >"the tenants' lights went out, should I call the electrician? he charged $150 last time"
        >fuck that noise
        >drive to rental, stop by Ace on the way and buy set of screw fuses for $10
        >ginger answers door, nurse is at work
        >kind of strawberry blonde, ginger features, meh face but very nice body (I have a soft spot for mild butterfaces)
        >wearing spandex shorts and T-shirt with sleeves cut off, but the arm holes are cut way large and kind of into the front of the shirt
        >no bra
        >she follows me upstairs and I spend all of thirty seconds locating the blown fuse and replacing it
        >I'm wearing a T-shirt (with sleeves) and gym shorts
        >"wow anon you do work out, don't you?"
        >try to ignore her, flip lights back on
        >I brought this fuse set, if you want to keep it around. I can show you how to replace them
        >"you mean you don't want to come around and help anon? teehee"
        >me in full customer service mode
        >oh no I'm always happy to help
        >"I'm having some trouble with the shower, can you look at it?"
        >now I'm in the bathroom with her, she says the shower pull is leaking
        >she keeps gratuitously bending over to mess with it, every time she stands up she's showing side-boob or worse
        >spaghetti containment system at 18%, shields failing
        >she finally straightens up, T-shirt is bunched in the middle, both tits out the sides
        >perky B-cups with see-through nipples (my kryptonite)
        >no way she doesn't know
        >"what do you think anon?"
        >uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I think I can find the part for that, let me go run to the store
        >take off out of the rental before I spill enough spaghetti to compromise the structural integrity of the house
        >made excuses not to go back
        >she moved out after another six months or so

        Jesus christ that wa d such a tey-hard story. Capped from beginning to end

        Such a try-hard story* had to fix that because you low IQ fitfags can't reason well enough.

        I don't care I'm avoiding going to bed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >spaghetti containment system at 18%, shields failing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      need the next greentext plz

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >(that's a greentext for another day)
      you can't do that anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ that wa d such a tey-hard story. Capped from beginning to end

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Such a try-hard story* had to fix that because you low IQ fitfags can't reason well enough.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wood door: Stronger than the door
    Composite door: Enjoy breaking your foot

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i cant even raise my legs that high

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's this restaurant in my town that has a really strong door,you have to be benchpressing 4 pl and busting out pullups with 2 plates to even get it open,dyels and females have to put their arms in front of them while bringing their entire bodyweight on the door to get it open,or lean back with their entire bodyweight to do so. Others are astonished when they see me effortlessly open it with one arm. Funny stuff man. Wonder who designed it.

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